We'd be willing to hire you if you can prove you won't sabatoge us. Besides, we do need to get some schematics of enemy bases, as we can't just go blowing 'em up. Who knows how much useful stuff was destroyed that was in that base?
(This is an invitation to anyone looking to join an RP thread)
We've found this weird place. It's INCREDIBLY well hidden, with heavily folded, often Non-Euclidean geometry surrounding it for miles. The place itself has stable, Euclidean geometry though.
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef. Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef. Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I go to the armory and come back with: A homing spud cannon that shoots potatoes at 500% the speed of sound, Armor that absorbs that energy from attacks and converts it into healing and buffs for the wearer, And a key that turns any door it's used on into a Dimension Door for the duration that it's open after the key is used on it.
I then give my allies that map to find the armory.
I go to the armory and come back with: A homing spud cannon that shoots potatoes at 500% the speed of sound, Armor that absorbs that energy from attacks and converts it into healing and buffs for the wearer, And a key that turns any door it's used on into a Dimension Door for the duration that it's open after the key is used on it.
I then give my allies that map to find the armory.
I nuke the items
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen Pronouns: They/It
I go to the armory and come back with: A homing spud cannon that shoots potatoes at 500% the speed of sound, Armor that absorbs that energy from attacks and converts it into healing and buffs for the wearer, And a key that turns any door it's used on into a Dimension Door for the duration that it's open after the key is used on it.
I then give my allies that map to find the armory.
I nuke the items
You are now actively being hunted by the SCP Foundation. (because yes I had created the SCP Foundation in this thread some time ago)
I go to the armory and come back with: A homing spud cannon that shoots potatoes at 500% the speed of sound, Armor that absorbs that energy from attacks and converts it into healing and buffs for the wearer, And a key that turns any door it's used on into a Dimension Door for the duration that it's open after the key is used on it.
I then give my allies that map to find the armory.
I nuke the items
You are now actively being hunted by the SCP Foundation. (because yes I had created the SCP Foundation in this thread some time ago)
I eat the SCP Foundation
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I shoot down the bomber
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Dude I just said it had cloaking technology which made it invisible.
You miss as you have absolutely no idea where it is. The bomber drops the bomb and the enemy base goes boom.
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A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I'm so getting fired
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We'd be willing to hire you if you can prove you won't sabatoge us. Besides, we do need to get some schematics of enemy bases, as we can't just go blowing 'em up. Who knows how much useful stuff was destroyed that was in that base?
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Okay:3
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Mlem:p
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(This is an invitation to anyone looking to join an RP thread)
We've found this weird place. It's INCREDIBLY well hidden, with heavily folded, often Non-Euclidean geometry surrounding it for miles. The place itself has stable, Euclidean geometry though.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
good morning
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
Good morning to you
You can call me Cloud, Extended signature
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef.
Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
hello i use scp 001 lilys propsel you are all dead.
BanskorBattlehammer.
also whats the weirdesr karen experince youve ever had
BanskorBattlehammer.
EEEEEEEEEE
BanskorBattlehammer.
I pull out a device labeled "Scranton Reality Anchor" and turn it one. Crisis averted.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
With 0 potato profits from my reign of anarchy, I walk through the walls and past the Potato Vault while cursing Fae's name.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
I run away with a bunch of potatoes
You can call me Cloud, Extended signature
Halloween fan, Lego master, Dm, bookworm, Ravenclaw and chef.
Under 18 year old, currently posting in BST (UK time). Autistic, dyslexic as a warning I might ask you some personal questions so please don’t hate me
Master of the clouds, ruler of the sky’s and controller of the Night
Death shall come to us all, we just chose when
I go to the armory and come back with: A homing spud cannon that shoots potatoes at 500% the speed of sound, Armor that absorbs that energy from attacks and converts it into healing and buffs for the wearer, And a key that turns any door it's used on into a Dimension Door for the duration that it's open after the key is used on it.
I then give my allies that map to find the armory.
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I nuke the items
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed, the least used cult in the Kitchen
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
Tehe
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You are now actively being hunted by the SCP Foundation. (because yes I had created the SCP Foundation in this thread some time ago)
Secure, Contain, Protect
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
I eat the SCP Foundation
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