277. When DM's favor some players but don't like others at all.
Example: (This never actually happened, but this the kind of thing that some DM's do.)
Player 1: I try to climb the unstable rope ladder.
DM: Roll an acrobatics check.
Player 1: *Rolls -4.*
DM: You climb the rock wall so perfectly, the spectators give you a total of 50 platinum pieces.
Player 2: I also try to climb the unstable rope ladder.
DM: Roll an acrobatics check.
Player 2: *Rolls 37.*
DM: Your character falls down and dies. Make a new character.
(After the session.)
DM: (Talking to Player 2.): I don't get why you're the slightest bit of being annoyed. It's just that your rouge was too overpowered with the expertise feature. What I did was very reasonable.
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Everybody else: Yeah, let's sleep and fight each other!
DM: A draft nearly freezes you and you go into the cave to stay warm
Players: Oh come on! That's railroading you can't do that! etc etc etc.
WHY WOULD YOU SLEEP IF YOU SPENT AN HOUR OF OUR SESSION DRINKING AT AN INN AND SLEEPING???!?!? JUST DO WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO FOR ONCE GOSH DARN IT!!!! AND DON'T GET MAD AT ME WHEN I DON'T LET YOU SLEEP AT THE MOUTH OF THE CAVE THAT LITERALLY IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE ADVENTURE! IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS!!
291 People who ruin the game by “role playing” but they are actually role playing and then the people that say they are “role playing” when they aren’t(someone else had probably said this)
(bonus conclusion: DM: "-niser who leers toothlessly through a beard full of rotting food at your unexpected but most welcome advances". Not relevant to the hated thing.)
277. When DM's favor some players but don't like others at all.
Example: (This never actually happened, but this the kind of thing that some DM's do.)
Player 1: I try to climb the unstable rope ladder.
DM: Roll an acrobatics check.
Player 1: *Rolls -4.*
DM: You climb the rock wall so perfectly, the spectators give you a total of 50 platinum pieces.
Player 2: I also try to climb the unstable rope ladder.
DM: Roll an acrobatics check.
Player 2: *Rolls 37.*
DM: Your character falls down and dies. Make a new character.
(After the session.)
DM: (Talking to Player 2.): I don't get why you're the slightest bit of being annoyed. It's just that your rouge was too overpowered with the expertise feature. What I did was very reasonable.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
278. When the players saw the Necromancers perform a ritual, but they didn't used a single effort to try to stop the ritual.
(( guys, it was a necromantic-ish ritual ..... hello !!!..... didn't you see it was a ritual to summoning an evil creature ???? )) .... goddammit..
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279.
DM: Okay, let's introduce all of our characters
PC #1: Mine is Daryle the Brave
PC #2: Mine is Cassandra the Clever
PC #3 (new): Mine is Bob
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280. PC #4: And mine is Valanythia Silvamberdene, half-demon fae elf vampire, and dragon rider princess of the Gloranthiadon Kingdom!
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281.) Tasha's Cauldron - because some rule lawyers needed a spanking apparently.
282.) Gnomes - they know why
283.) Halflings
284.) What do you mean there isn't any beer in Barovia???
285. A party of Dwarf fighter, Elf wizard, Aasmir Cleric, etc.
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286. A party with no classic fantasy: "So we got a kenku, a vedalken, a kalashtar, and a bugbear..."
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287. New to roleplay
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288.
DM: Does anybody want to explore the cave?
Player: Nah, I'm gonna sleep
Everybody else: Yeah, let's sleep and fight each other!
DM: A draft nearly freezes you and you go into the cave to stay warm
Players: Oh come on! That's railroading you can't do that! etc etc etc.
WHY WOULD YOU SLEEP IF YOU SPENT AN HOUR OF OUR SESSION DRINKING AT AN INN AND SLEEPING???!?!? JUST DO WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO FOR ONCE GOSH DARN IT!!!! AND DON'T GET MAD AT ME WHEN I DON'T LET YOU SLEEP AT THE MOUTH OF THE CAVE THAT LITERALLY IS THE ENTIRE PLOT OF THE ADVENTURE! IDIOTS IDIOTS IDIOTS!!
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Has anybody felt that? Anyone agree with me?
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Not as extreme, but yes, I’ve had that issue.
289. Multiclassing into Hexblade.
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290.
New Person: I want to create a bag of gold and then call down a meteor at the enemies even though I'm level one
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291
People who ruin the game by “role playing” but they are actually role playing and then the people that say they are “role playing” when they aren’t(someone else had probably said this)
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Players: "What's the NPC like?"
DM: "The hood is lowered to reveal a woma-"
Bard: "I'll roll to seduce her!"
(bonus conclusion: DM: "-niser who leers toothlessly through a beard full of rotting food at your unexpected but most welcome advances". Not relevant to the hated thing.)
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free version of DDB only giving us 2 feats
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Dm: "Alright so you walk into a..."
Rogue: "Are we there yet?"
Bard: "who do I get to seduce?"
Barbarian: "who can I kill?"
Warlock: "can we take a long rest?"
DM: "this is a temple"
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294. Rolling minimum damage on a crit.