HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
Gravedigger looks around "is someone trying to get people to become warlocks? I heard something"
A disembodied voice from nowhere
“YEAH, THAT’S ME. I’M EXAOS, THE MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. IF YOU WANT IN, THERE ARE NO TERMS BESIDE THE STANDARD DISOBEY ME AND YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. YOU ALSO GET FLAMING HAIR IF YOU LIKE!”
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
Yep, he is.
(SHUT UP ERIS. IGNORE HER, SHE’S JUST TRYING TO SCREE WITH YOU)
*Oh, I forgot, but I got someone to join the Church of Telogi.*
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Gravedigger looks around "is someone trying to get people to become warlocks? I heard something"
A disembodied voice from nowhere
“YEAH, THAT’S ME. I’M EXAOS. IF YOU WANT IN, THERE ARE NO TERMS BESIDE THE STANDARD DISOBEY ME AND YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. YOU ALSO GET FLAMING HAIR IF YOU LIKE!”
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
Yep, he is.
(SHUT UP ERIS. IGNORE HER, SHE’S JUST TRYING TO SCREE WITH YOU)
Gravedigger looks around "is someone trying to get people to become warlocks? I heard something"
A disembodied voice from nowhere
“YEAH, THAT’S ME. I’M EXAOS, THE MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. IF YOU WANT IN, THERE ARE NO TERMS BESIDE THE STANDARD DISOBEY ME AND YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. YOU ALSO GET FLAMING HAIR IF YOU LIKE!”
"No thanks. I have my own warlocks"
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they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I let it burn You're no longer my concern Faces from my past return Another lesson yet to learn
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
Yep, he is.
(SHUT UP ERIS. IGNORE HER, SHE’S JUST TRYING TO SCREE WITH YOU)
Scree?
(SCREW. AUTOCORRECT DOESN’T WORK WHEN I’M ON ALL CAPS FOR SOME REASON. HOLD ON WHILE I LAUNCH A SOFTWARE UPDATE FOR MYSELF TO FIX IT)
Gravedigger looks around "is someone trying to get people to become warlocks? I heard something"
A disembodied voice from nowhere
“YEAH, THAT’S ME. I’M EXAOS, THE MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. IF YOU WANT IN, THERE ARE NO TERMS BESIDE THE STANDARD DISOBEY ME AND YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. YOU ALSO GET FLAMING HAIR IF YOU LIKE!”
"No thanks. I have my own warlocks"
“GOOD FOR YOU. YOU’D ALSO GET A GOLDEN GLOWING TATTOO, YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT IT?”
Gravedigger looks around "is someone trying to get people to become warlocks? I heard something"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
You're no longer my concern
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn
Lavander disagrees yet again.
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Kinsley, "Yes and I swear it wasn't me. Probably some idiot."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
She nods, "Sooo......."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"And yet you will refuse the Gift... Ever wondered any questions about vampires?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Yep, he is.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
*GTG*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"No."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
A disembodied voice from nowhere
“YEAH, THAT’S ME. I’M EXAOS, THE MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. IF YOU WANT IN, THERE ARE NO TERMS BESIDE THE STANDARD DISOBEY ME AND YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS. YOU ALSO GET FLAMING HAIR IF YOU LIKE!”
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
(SHUT UP ERIS. IGNORE HER, SHE’S JUST TRYING TO SCREE WITH YOU)
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
*Oh, I forgot, but I got someone to join the Church of Telogi.*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Boop.*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Wow, who?*
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Scree?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"No thanks. I have my own warlocks"
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
You're no longer my concern
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn
(SCREW. AUTOCORRECT DOESN’T WORK WHEN I’M ON ALL CAPS FOR SOME REASON. HOLD ON WHILE I LAUNCH A SOFTWARE UPDATE FOR MYSELF TO FIX IT)
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
“GOOD FOR YOU. YOU’D ALSO GET A GOLDEN GLOWING TATTOO, YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT IT?”
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Mike decides to exist
(who’s in the tavern?)
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here