HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
But if I decide to leave I don’t get hunted down or anything? Also, want is included in the first term? I don’t want churches and cleric looking to kill me for my… ‘heretical’ beliefs
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
Okay... if you say so... I retain the ability to leave this pact whenever I want without any harmful consequences other than loosing my magic
Clovis gets out a pencil and signs the paper
*Level one warlock? War domain Cleric? Oath of something Paladin?*
COURSE, I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BAD WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU GENERALLY. I MUST WARN YOU THAT FIENDS WILL NOW HATE YOU. A LOT.
HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
But if I decide to leave I don’t get hunted down or anything? Also, want is included in the first term? I don’t want churches and cleric looking to kill me for my… ‘heretical’ beliefs
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
Okay... if you say so... I retain the ability to leave this pact whenever I want without any harmful consequences other than loosing my magic
Clovis gets out a pencil and signs the paper
*Level one warlock? War domain Cleric? Oath of something Paladin?*
COURSE, I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BAD WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU GENERALLY. I MUST WARN YOU THAT FIENDS WILL NOW HATE YOU. A LOT.
But I will be protected right?
*so is Clovis a level one warlock? Subclass either celestial or homebrew?*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Sorry, I forgot. So what do you want to talk about?"
She thinks for a moment. "Don't know."
"Why bones?"
"Bones nice. They clickitey-clack!" She shakes her staff a bit, the bones clacking against each other.
"where did you get them?
She points to the one at the top of her staff. "Deer!" She points to the rest on the staff. "Squirrels, birds, rats, rabbits, frogs, and things!"
"So you killed them?"
"And Z'rika!"
"Z'rika helped you?"
*What warlock subclass?*
*I'm not subscribed, so unless I homebrew something, which I might, The Fiend.*
"Z'rika help me lots!"
"Makes sense... so who is Z'rika?"
"Z'rika is Z'rika! You forget again?" She pulls out the drawing again.
"No, I didn't. But is Z'rika a human or an elf or something?"
She shoves the drawing into his face, which is a shadowy figure with a human skull for a head. "Z'rika!" She says something in an intelligible language.
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
Jason heads back to the tavern with kelipso
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Prefer any over any other?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Z'rika helped you?"
*What warlock subclass?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
COURSE, I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BAD WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU GENERALLY. I MUST WARN YOU THAT FIENDS WILL NOW HATE YOU. A LOT.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
"skin.... No its high grade material fabric" he said and put it on.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
They shake their head, "Dragons equally perfect."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I'm not subscribed, so unless I homebrew something, which I might, The Fiend.*
"Z'rika help me lots!"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
But I will be protected right?
*so is Clovis a level one warlock? Subclass either celestial or homebrew?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Makes sense... so who is Z'rika?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"So which dragon are you working for currently?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Kelipso slips off his back and hugs Gordon "sorry we were gone for so long lovely"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Z'rika is Z'rika! You forget again?" She pulls out the drawing again.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"So why did you make it? Wanted to cultivate a persona regarding your job?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
They look down sadly, "Dragons not accept me."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"No, I didn't. But is Z'rika a human or an elf or something?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Why not?"
*Do you know is there are any dragons at the tavern?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"no, its because of this scar I have. Parents were exactly happy about me" he said
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She shoves the drawing into his face, which is a shadowy figure with a human skull for a head. "Z'rika!" She says something in an intelligible language.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*GTG*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now