HELLO, EVERYONE! THIS IS EXAOS, THE MOST POWERFUL AND AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE. I AM CURRENTLY ACCEPTING WARLOCKS AND CULTS (NO CHURCHES PLEASE). WHO'S INTERESTED?
Clovis almost falls off his chair
Who are you? And um... what powers do being a warlock include?
*what subclass?*
*I think Celestial but it doesn’t really fit Exaos… I’ll have to think about it. Also on mobile so I can’t do the usual Exaos font*
“YOU CAN CAST SPELLS, GET REALLY POWERFUL, STUFF LIKE THAT. I’M EXAOS, THE COOLEST AND MOST AWESOME GOD IN EXISTENCE.”
I thought that was... nevermind... So what are the drawbacks? This is a deal too good to be true
“DRAWBACKS… YOU LOSE YOUR POWERS IF YOU DISOBEY ME AND THATS IT”
Nothing else? Sure I guess.... no hideous transformations? No curses? nothing?
“YOU CAN HAVE HAIR MADE OF RADIANT FLAMES IF YOU LIKE, OTHERWISE NOPE.”
So what do I sign? I'm guessing blood... you sound like a fiend.
“I’M A GOD. YOU CAN SIGN IN WHATEVER YOU LIKE. HERE’S THE FULL TERMS, IF YOU WANT THEM”
A series of golden glowing letter appear in front of him
1. You must worship Exaos and spread the word of his awesomeness
2. If you disobey Exaos, you lose all your powers
3. You can have your hair turned to radiation flames or your eyes to gold with flames dancing in the center. Your pick. You also get a tattoo of Exaos symbol on your forehead.
But if I decide to leave I don’t get hunted down or anything? Also, want is included in the first term? I don’t want churches and cleric looking to kill me for my… ‘heretical’ beliefs
COURSE I WON'T HUNT YOU DOWN. NO ONE IS GOING TO KILL YOU, I'M A FAIRLY WELL KNOWN GOD. ANY CLERIC WILL KNOW WHO I AM. I'M THE SUPREME PRINCIPAL OF LIGHT IN TORIL. PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY START WORSHIPPING YOU OR SOMETHING.
Okay... if you say so... I retain the ability to leave this pact whenever I want without any harmful consequences other than loosing my magic
Clovis gets out a pencil and signs the paper
*Level one warlock? War domain Cleric? Oath of something Paladin?*
COURSE, I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING BAD WON'T HAPPEN TO YOU GENERALLY. I MUST WARN YOU THAT FIENDS WILL NOW HATE YOU. A LOT.
But I will be protected right?
*so is Clovis a level one warlock? Subclass either celestial or homebrew?*
WELL, YOU WILL BE A WARLOCK. SO HOPEFULY YOU CAN DEAL WITH THEM. WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'LL JUST SWOOP IN AND SAVE YOU? JUST STICK AWAY FROM FIENDS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM. IT'S NOT AS IF THEY'RE COMMON.
*OOC aware character or is there a person named Alaric?*
"Alaric? Who are they?"
*Aware, but for actual reasons, not just that they can see it.*
"Umm... creator?"
"Some sort of god?"
*then say hi to Tia for me*
*Me, too!*
"Not god." They wave, "Hallo"
"Then what?"
*thanks, say hi to Lysander for me*
"Creator. Make me, but not... make me?"
"Hi to lysander"
Lysander looks confused, but rolls his eyes
"You remind me of eris a bit... So what is your job?"
"I don't know them. I'm knowledge keeper. Make dragons proud."
"Prefer any over any other?"
They shake their head, "Dragons equally perfect."
"So which dragon are you working for currently?"
They look down sadly, "Dragons not accept me."
"Why not?"
*Do you know is there are any dragons at the tavern?*
*Theres dragon born, which would make tia excited*
"Kobold not dragon. Not big or have wing."
*I can replace 06 with yule*
*You don't have to if you don't want to.*
*nah its fine, ive been wanting to use him for a bit now, besides 06 is mostly a base idea character *
*OK*
A white and black scaled Dragon-born pushed open the door. He had white scaled hands with black nails. He was 6'4. He wore a brown coat edged with fur, a green embroided shirt with little pom pom ties, brown pants, and large leather boots with fur edging. He sat down at a table, the chair creaked like it would break under his weight.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
*OOC aware character or is there a person named Alaric?*
"Alaric? Who are they?"
*Aware, but for actual reasons, not just that they can see it.*
"Umm... creator?"
"Some sort of god?"
*then say hi to Tia for me*
*Me, too!*
"Not god." They wave, "Hallo"
"Then what?"
*thanks, say hi to Lysander for me*
"Creator. Make me, but not... make me?"
"Hi to lysander"
Lysander looks confused, but rolls his eyes
"You remind me of eris a bit... So what is your job?"
"I don't know them. I'm knowledge keeper. Make dragons proud."
"Prefer any over any other?"
They shake their head, "Dragons equally perfect."
"So which dragon are you working for currently?"
They look down sadly, "Dragons not accept me."
"Why not?"
*Do you know is there are any dragons at the tavern?*
*Theres dragon born, which would make tia excited*
"Kobold not dragon. Not big or have wing."
*I can replace 06 with yule*
*You don't have to if you don't want to.*
*nah its fine, ive been wanting to use him for a bit now, besides 06 is mostly a base idea character *
*OK*
A white and black scaled Dragon-born pushed open the door. He had white scaled hands with black nails. He was 6'4. He wore a brown coat edged with fur, a green embroided shirt with little pom pom ties, brown pants, and large leather boots with fur edging. He sat down at a table, the chair creaked like it would break under his weight.
Nerima sees him and runs over. "Big lizard!"
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Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here:Lord'sRestInn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
*OOC aware character or is there a person named Alaric?*
"Alaric? Who are they?"
*Aware, but for actual reasons, not just that they can see it.*
"Umm... creator?"
"Some sort of god?"
*then say hi to Tia for me*
*Me, too!*
"Not god." They wave, "Hallo"
"Then what?"
*thanks, say hi to Lysander for me*
"Creator. Make me, but not... make me?"
"Hi to lysander"
Lysander looks confused, but rolls his eyes
"You remind me of eris a bit... So what is your job?"
"I don't know them. I'm knowledge keeper. Make dragons proud."
"Prefer any over any other?"
They shake their head, "Dragons equally perfect."
"So which dragon are you working for currently?"
They look down sadly, "Dragons not accept me."
"Why not?"
*Do you know is there are any dragons at the tavern?*
*Theres dragon born, which would make tia excited*
"Kobold not dragon. Not big or have wing."
*I can replace 06 with yule*
*You don't have to if you don't want to.*
*nah its fine, ive been wanting to use him for a bit now, besides 06 is mostly a base idea character *
*OK*
A white and black scaled Dragon-born pushed open the door. He had white scaled hands with black nails. He was 6'4. He wore a brown coat edged with fur, a green embroided shirt with little pom pom ties, brown pants, and large leather boots with fur edging. He sat down at a table, the chair creaked like it would break under his weight.
Jason pats gordon's head
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Theres dragon born, which would make tia excited*
"Kobold not dragon. Not big or have wing."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Have Jason and Kelipso just come inside?*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*yep*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*I can replace 06 with yule*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"he loves you" kelipso said and chuckled
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*You don't have to if you don't want to.*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Cool. Can they both make perception checks please?*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Well he's a good boy."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
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I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*nah its fine, ive been wanting to use him for a bit now, besides 06 is mostly a base idea character *
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*OK*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Kelipso hears and sees nothing.
Jason sees a humanoid figure watching them, but he’s unable to make out any details before it disappears.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
WELL, YOU WILL BE A WARLOCK. SO HOPEFULY YOU CAN DEAL WITH THEM. WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'LL JUST SWOOP IN AND SAVE YOU? JUST STICK AWAY FROM FIENDS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THEM. IT'S NOT AS IF THEY'RE COMMON.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
A white and black scaled Dragon-born pushed open the door. He had white scaled hands with black nails. He was 6'4. He wore a brown coat edged with fur, a green embroided shirt with little pom pom ties, brown pants, and large leather boots with fur edging. He sat down at a table, the chair creaked like it would break under his weight.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Nerima sees him and runs over. "Big lizard!"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"What the?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*He'll be a warlock... I can't decide what subclass. Stick with Celestail for now*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
Extended Sig
Tia looks at them with awe, "Dragon"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND