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#13081 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

*This contract is void for vagueness…*

*It’s not a contract, it’s a favour.*

*It is a bilateral contract. You promise him knowledge, he promises you a favor. But the favor part is void for vagueness because you failed to specify the terms of the favor.*

*Eh, he’s already agreed.*

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#13082 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13083 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

*This contract is void for vagueness…*

*It’s not a contract, it’s a favour.*

*It is a bilateral contract. You promise him knowledge, he promises you a favor. But the favor part is void for vagueness because you failed to specify the terms of the favor.*

*Eh, he’s already agreed.*

*Void for vagueness means he doesn’t have to go thru with the favor and can instead pay you a reasonable amount of money for the knowledge. But don’t listen to me. I’m not really involved in this. Just being a lawyer 😊.*

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13085 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13086 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

*This contract is void for vagueness…*

*It’s not a contract, it’s a favour.*

*It is a bilateral contract. You promise him knowledge, he promises you a favor. But the favor part is void for vagueness because you failed to specify the terms of the favor.*

*Eh, he’s already agreed.*

*Void for vagueness means he doesn’t have to go thru with the favor and can instead pay you a reasonable amount of money for the knowledge. But don’t listen to me. I’m not really involved in this. Just being a lawyer 😊.*

*I’m not smart enough to play Exaos, you should lol.*

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Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13087 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

*That cures the vagueness issue.*

#13088 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

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Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13089 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

#FreeDND

#13090 Feb 9, 2022

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#13091 Feb 9, 2022

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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13092 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13093 Feb 9, 2022

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"So I don't take them by mistake."

"That... Doesn't really answer the question..."

"How about this, I ... ferry ... the dead."

"OOOOOOH, hallo Grim."

"... that's not my name. People confuse me with him all the time, he's my cousin. He gets rid of them, I take them away."

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#13094 Feb 9, 2022

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*Void for vagueness means he doesn’t have to go thru with the favor and can instead pay you a reasonable amount of money for the knowledge. But don’t listen to me. I’m not really involved in this. Just being a lawyer 😊.*

*I’m not smart enough to play Exaos, you should lol.*

*Nikoli writes this down.*

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#13095 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13096 Feb 9, 2022

legolasgreenleaf333

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

(It’ll do.)

The zombie’s eyes open. Instead of rotting eyeballs, it’s eyes are pools of darkness with a horned humanoid figure outlined in fire where the pupils should be. It extends its hand to Damien.

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#13097 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

(It’ll do.)

The zombie’s eyes open. Instead of rotting eyeballs, it’s eyes are pools of darkness with a horned humanoid figure outlined in fire where the pupils should be. It extends its hand to Damien.

Damien shakes it's hand.

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13098 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

(It’ll do.)

The zombie’s eyes open. Instead of rotting eyeballs, it’s eyes are pools of darkness with a horned humanoid figure outlined in fire where the pupils should be. It extends its hand to Damien.

Damien shakes it's hand.

He experiences a flash of pure terror as he does so. (Done. Was there any side effects?) the zombie falls limp, it’s eyes reverting bac to normal.

I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13099 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

(It’ll do.)

The zombie’s eyes open. Instead of rotting eyeballs, it’s eyes are pools of darkness with a horned humanoid figure outlined in fire where the pupils should be. It extends its hand to Damien.

Damien shakes it's hand.

He experiences a flash of pure terror as he does so. (Done. Was there any side effects?) the zombie falls limp, it’s eyes reverting bac to normal.

Besides a binding contract being made, exaos cannot sense any noticable changes, "Nope. But you owe me some information"

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13100 Feb 9, 2022

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"Minor concern from that."

Exaos is still chuckling. (You ever wondered how you manage to pull off everything you do with her literally under Solanar’s nose? Ever wondered why she just sat and watched when Solanar nearly blew your top off? Didn’t even attempt to calm her god-possessed dad so he didn’t kill you?)

*Cut the chains!*

"I have my suspicions, but how about you explain"

(Why should I do that? Watching you get hoodwinked by Mr Dumb as Rocks is pretty hilarious.)

"I'd suspect its because she's half demon. Though if i had to choose between a parent and someone i cared for, it may be hard to choose."

(Hmmmm…. Nope. You really are naïve aren’t you? Offer me something worth it if you want the truth.)

"Want a flesh golem?"

(Got plenty. I don’t need material anything. Other then priceless legendary dark artifacts. I like knowledge.)

"Hm. Do you know lichdom?"

(I invented it.)

"Well what would you not know?"

(Good question. Probably nothing you could tell me, I was just hoping. I could do with a favour though.)

"What would the favor be?"

(I’m not sure yet, but it will present itself in due time. Nothing overkill, like murdering your best friend or something.)

"I'll accept." Damien's prosthetic arm glows as he offers a hand, "Shake on it. You tell me what i want to know, and i owe you a favor"

(Providing what you want to know is the aforementioned stuff about your pretty girlfriend and her dad, sounds good.)

"Sure. However, should the favor outweigh the value of that information, the contract is void. Deal?"

(Best I’m gonna get, I guess. Deal. You don’t want to shake my hand, you’ll be reduced to a gibbering, mindless wreck if you do.)

"Thats what the arms for"

(It’ll be destroyed…)

Damien sighs, "Then use solonar to shake my hand. Would work the same way"

(I can’t possess him right now, I need to get him angry for that. Here, chuck me a zombie or something and I’ll posses it.)

Damien opens a demiplane, pulling the upper half of a zombie out, "I got this left over from a battle"

(It’ll do.)

The zombie’s eyes open. Instead of rotting eyeballs, it’s eyes are pools of darkness with a horned humanoid figure outlined in fire where the pupils should be. It extends its hand to Damien.

Damien shakes it's hand.

He experiences a flash of pure terror as he does so. (Done. Was there any side effects?) the zombie falls limp, it’s eyes reverting bac to normal.

Besides a binding contract being made, exaos cannot sense any noticable changes, "Nope. But you owe me some information"

(I meant, did I just obliterate your nervous system or something. I can’t control very precisely in my current predicament. Evidently everything is fine though.)

I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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