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#13742 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

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#13743 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

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#13744 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

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#13745 Feb 10, 2022

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#13746 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

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Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13747 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

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#13748 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

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#13749 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

*Legolas, please respond if you missed this.*

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#13750 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

*Legolas, please respond if you missed this.*

*Sorry I missed that.*

”I dunno, you asked? I felt like it?”

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#13752 Feb 10, 2022

AlaricBloodhunter

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: Unable to parse dice roll. or Unable to parse dice roll., whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13753 Feb 10, 2022

Thauraeln_The_Bold

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#13754 Feb 10, 2022

Thauraeln_The_Bold

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

*Legolas, please respond if you missed this.*

*Sorry I missed that.*

”I dunno, you asked? I felt like it?”

"That doesn't seem like a very effective policy for some supposed cosmic police officer."

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#13755 Feb 10, 2022

legolasgreenleaf333

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: 9 or 14, whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

Fail. While in these shackles, Damien is paralyzed, and he cannot use any of his spells or abilities.

“Tell it to the judge. His name is Mechanus, but I doubt you’ve heard of him.”

*Exaos to Damien* (This may be an issue…)

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Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13756 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: 9 or 14, whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

Fail. While in these shackles, Damien is paralyzed, and he cannot use any of his spells or abilities.

“Tell it to the judge. His name is Mechanus, but I doubt you’ve heard of him.”

*Exaos to Damien* (This may be an issue…)

"I have an objection."

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#13757 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

*Legolas, please respond if you missed this.*

*Sorry I missed that.*

”I dunno, you asked? I felt like it?”

"That doesn't seem like a very effective policy for some supposed cosmic police officer."

“It isn’t, but I really don’t care enough to bother.”

I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
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#13758 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: 9 or 14, whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

Fail. While in these shackles, Damien is paralyzed, and he cannot use any of his spells or abilities.

“Tell it to the judge. His name is Mechanus, but I doubt you’ve heard of him.”

*Exaos to Damien* (This may be an issue…)

"Actually, it might be nice to meet these gods." Dammien smiles

(Don't worry about it. Can't ya just control him or something?)

I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn

Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.

Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story

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#13759 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Hello," Ringmaster intones. He stands just beyond the doorway to the tavern.

"Hello."

"There seems to be an argument going on. I suggest you both step inside before you do anything... drastic."

“I’m still under the blessing, I’m not arguing about anything. He appears to want some sort of showdown with me, but frankly it’s be a terrible waste of time. I just need to arrest him. Orders from higher up, nothing personal.”

"And why would you tell this to me?"

*Legolas, please respond if you missed this.*

*Sorry I missed that.*

”I dunno, you asked? I felt like it?”

"That doesn't seem like a very effective policy for some supposed cosmic police officer."

“It isn’t, but I really don’t care enough to bother.”

"So you're lazy."

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#13760 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: 9 or 14, whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

Fail. While in these shackles, Damien is paralyzed, and he cannot use any of his spells or abilities.

“Tell it to the judge. His name is Mechanus, but I doubt you’ve heard of him.”

*Exaos to Damien* (This may be an issue…)

"I have an objection."

“Glad to hear it.”

Solanar teleports away with Damien. See ya in PM.

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#13761 Feb 10, 2022

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Solanar be standing outside.

Damien walks over to him, "You know, your god friend is really annoying."

“That’s putting it mildly. And he’s not my friend.”

"Good, then we both don't like him. I know you've been wanting to kill me," Damien says calmly, "So i'm giving you that."

“Giving me what?”

"I'll let you try and kill me. I won't go back into the blessing." Damien says.

“I don’t want to kill you, I want to arrest you. And you have no hope of fighting me. I assume this means you didn’t buy Exaos’ [1GP]?”

"Not really, but it upset elayne, so i'm really just looking for a way to hit him."

“Yeah, there’s a problem with that. Hitting him just makes him stronger. And I control him (somewhat), so it’s the same for me. And I’m telling you right now, stay away from Elayne. Or I will kill you.”

"Nah, you act like i don't want that at the moment."

“Then I will ensure you stay away from her without killing you.”

"I doubt you can accomplish that."

Solanar just smiles.

"Go for it man." damien sighs, "I'm sure you'd like to stroke the same ego that made you not know who your daughter was for most of her life."

"Intriguing. Do elaborate."

"If i recall what i know correctly, you didn't know elayne was your daughter for some time."

“You’re recalling correctly.”

"So i wonder how someone as.... worldly as you, was unable to see that someone looked like the same person you slept with a couple years ago. Or was it to hard to stick to a single partner?"

Solanar smiles. “You know my job right? I protect the multiverse. Ao doesn’t want his champion to have any distractions, so he screwed with time. It has been 18 years for Elayne and her mother since I was with her. It has been 6,000 years for me.”

"So your brains just to small to recall your wife?"

“She wasn’t my wife. I was with her for like 4 months. And again, Ao screwed with my memories. It took another person actually telling me to bring them back.”

"Thats sad. Are you sure you want to deal with this "ao" you talk about?"

“You don’t know of Ao? He’s the overgod of the multiverse. Can create or destroy gods at will. Omnipotent. The works. Not surprised you haven’t heard of him, few people have.”

"Never heard of most gods, generally don't care anyways"

“I’d recommend learning about the beings that run this multiverse, as they often interfere with you if you’re powerful enough to attract their notice.”

"Am i that powerful? I've seemed to got your attention."

“You are, in fact. Powerful enough to attract the attention of the gods. That’s why I’m here.”

"Oh, please explain why i'm some threat to the multiverse, i'd love to hear it"

“The part where you can control anything undead. Even deities.”

"Ah, i recall that. What the issue?"

“The fact you can do that. And the wiping out towns and turning them into undead.”

Solanar flicks his wrist, and a pair of shackles fly through the air towards Damien. DEX save pls.

"Technically i didn't do that"

Save: 9 or 14, whichever is higher (Lucky feat)

Fail. While in these shackles, Damien is paralyzed, and he cannot use any of his spells or abilities.

“Tell it to the judge. His name is Mechanus, but I doubt you’ve heard of him.”

*Exaos to Damien* (This may be an issue…)

"I have an objection."

“Glad to hear it.”

Solanar teleports away with Damien. See ya in PM.

*You can't teleport people unwillingly within the blessing, I'm pretty sure.*

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