He raises an eyebrow at this. "Demot- ohh, devil. Yeah, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm just talking about mortal death, not whatever quasi-immortality you lot have down there."
"So you were killed and resurrected? It's rather common among more powerful adventurers and the like."
"A few times, actually. Werewolves are... a major pain in the buttocks."
More than that. They're disgusting.
Seriously. The worst.
I've killed and eaten around 80 of them in my lifetime. As much as I can remember anyways.
I've only gotten four or five...
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Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Tasha's all around, mostly based in the Feywild... where did you grow up?"
"I grew up in california. Mostly near redwood forests."
"Earth? I've been to Earth. Got a lot of problems, but not even Eberron has Undertale..." He grins.
"It is a pretty good game. Wait, you have a way to earth?"
"Yeah...?"
"Not that its not nice here, but i left my phone at home. How do you do it?"
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
Nessa smiles and waves. "Welcome." She admires the armor for a moment.
"Hello!" The woman walks over to the bar and sits down.
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
"A store. What kind of backwater is this?"
"A tavern with a safety field around it. The residents here are rather pleasant company."
"Is this all real wood?" She gestures at the building surrounding them.
"I believe so. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I'm certainly not in the Swords anymore."
"The Swords? This place is called Entropy. The Tavern at the End of the World."
"The Swords are a sector in Strithian. What system is this?"
"System? I'm not sure. We're on the Material Plane, if that's what you mean?"
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Timber sounds slightly indignant. "Every living being deserves a place, and that place is not crushed under one's feet. He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia."
He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia. Atemos repeated. Is that how you say that in Tabaxi? It sounds really cool.
"It means "Life is a gift to be appreciated." That's why I'm so glad I know healing magic."
Even bugs? Or mean animals that try to hurt you? I have a hard time appreciating those..
It climbs up on his head and kneads its paws on his hair.
Avery laughs, "Hey, that tickles"
The kitten mewled. Its paw was still covered in ink, so his clothing is now covered in mini pawprints.
"Aww, now i gotta change clothes later," Avery smiles
The kitten climbs up onto the windowsill and looks at the moon longingly.
"Ya like the moon?"
The kitten meowed and pawed at the window, still watching the moon.
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"Cool cool. Just so you know, we're going to be going to the Sigil version of Costco."
Avarice notices the S word, and joins the conversation. "You're going to Sigil?"
"Planning on it. Since Soldaer's paying, you wanna come?"
"Yeah, I've got a house there. How do you intend to get here?"
"A house?! That's awesome! I'm pretty sure those are really expensive there.." He paused before continuing. "I can cast plane shift, and so can the dragon here."
"Not in the Hive or Lower Ward, and I made it myself. I can get to Sigil more easily that."
"How?"
"Oh, I can make a portal to Mechanus easily enough, and I've got the key on me. From there, we walk through the adjacent portal to Ragpicker's Square."
"Is that in the Lower Ward? I've never been there before."
"The Hive. It's where most of the Collectors look around, and you can usually find a deader if they don't find the berk first."
"I... don't quite understand what you said."
"Sorry, I've spent too long there. The slang is impenetrable." *I've played too much PS:T.*
"If we were alone, far from here, I'm not sure whether I would kill you. I might."
"I wouldn't. You're an interesting person to talk to and unfortunately, those are rare to find. Not to offend anyone of course."
"You wouldn't be able to. But I see your point."
"That seems like a challenge. Want to spar?"
"Very well. If you wish."
She draws her sword. Initiative: 6
Xorius stands at the ready.
*Initiative: 9.*
Xorius attacks in a blur of motion.
*Attack: 27 Damage: 6 magical slashing plus 17 fire damage that ignores resistance. Attack: 28 Damage: 13 magical slashing plus 13 fire damage that ignores resistance.*
A burst of magma explodes outwards from his palm.
*Attack: 29 Damage: 30 fire damage that ignores resistance, and she needs to make a CHA save.*
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He raises an eyebrow at this. "Demot- ohh, devil. Yeah, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm just talking about mortal death, not whatever quasi-immortality you lot have down there."
"So you were killed and resurrected? It's rather common among more powerful adventurers and the like."
"A few times, actually. Werewolves are... a major pain in the buttocks."
More than that. They're disgusting.
Seriously. The worst.
I've killed and eaten around 80 of them in my lifetime. As much as I can remember anyways.
I've only gotten four or five...
The one's I've seen travel in packs of 8-10. Where were the werewolves you killed?"
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Timber sounds slightly indignant. "Every living being deserves a place, and that place is not crushed under one's feet. He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia."
He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia. Atemos repeated. Is that how you say that in Tabaxi? It sounds really cool.
"It means "Life is a gift to be appreciated." That's why I'm so glad I know healing magic."
Even bugs? Or mean animals that try to hurt you? I have a hard time appreciating those..
"They are still deserving of life."
I guess.. You're pretty wise for a kid.
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A woman in walks into the tavern. She is of average height and looks fit, and her black hair is in a neat bun. She wears strange metal armor that looks almost living, and it bends like fabric as she walks. At her side is an odd-looking sword, as well as what looks like a small metal box with a handle.
*I'm gonna do sci-fi stuff, because I and a friend currently have almost a sourcebook's worth of information and homebrew, and I haven't even written down anything for my other character idea.*
Nessa smiles and waves. "Welcome." She admires the armor for a moment.
"Hello!" The woman walks over to the bar and sits down.
Nessa takes a seat next to her. "I'm Nessa. That armor looks incredible by the way. Where did you get it?"
"A store. What kind of backwater is this?"
"A tavern with a safety field around it. The residents here are rather pleasant company."
"Is this all real wood?" She gestures at the building surrounding them.
"I believe so. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I'm certainly not in the Swords anymore."
"The Swords? This place is called Entropy. The Tavern at the End of the World."
"The Swords are a sector in Strithian. What system is this?"
"System? I'm not sure. We're on the Material Plane, if that's what you mean?"
"Of course we're not in the Planes. I didn't go through a black hole."
He raises an eyebrow at this. "Demot- ohh, devil. Yeah, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm just talking about mortal death, not whatever quasi-immortality you lot have down there."
"So you were killed and resurrected? It's rather common among more powerful adventurers and the like."
"A few times, actually. Werewolves are... a major pain in the buttocks."
"They killed you?"
"Thrice. Though I don't count the first time."
"Why not?"
He grins at you. "It resulted in some great benefits." *Make a perception check.*
*Perception: 18.*
He smirks, and takes a bite out of his steak.
As he smiles at you, you notice... his teeth. They're elongated. Pointed. Vampiric, almost.
Of course, death wouldn't bother your kind much, would it?
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"If we were alone, far from here, I'm not sure whether I would kill you. I might."
"I wouldn't. You're an interesting person to talk to and unfortunately, those are rare to find. Not to offend anyone of course."
"You wouldn't be able to. But I see your point."
"That seems like a challenge. Want to spar?"
"Very well. If you wish."
She draws her sword. Initiative: 6
Xorius stands at the ready.
*Initiative: 9.*
Xorius attacks in a blur of motion.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 19 fire damage that ignores resistance. Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 13 fire damage that ignores resistance.*
A burst of magma explodes outwards from his palm.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 40 fire damage that ignores resistance, and she needs to make a CHA save.*
"Sorry, I've spent too long there. The slang is impenetrable." *I've played too much PS:T.*
*I can't understand acronyms. It's my fatal flaw.* "Berk? What does that mean?"
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"If we were alone, far from here, I'm not sure whether I would kill you. I might."
"I wouldn't. You're an interesting person to talk to and unfortunately, those are rare to find. Not to offend anyone of course."
"You wouldn't be able to. But I see your point."
"That seems like a challenge. Want to spar?"
"Very well. If you wish."
She draws her sword. Initiative: 6
Xorius stands at the ready.
*Initiative: 9.*
Xorius attacks in a blur of motion.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 19 fire damage that ignores resistance. Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 13 fire damage that ignores resistance.*
A burst of magma explodes outwards from his palm.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 40 fire damage that ignores resistance, and she needs to make a CHA save.*
*19 for the first crit and 19 for the second.*
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He raises an eyebrow at this. "Demot- ohh, devil. Yeah, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm just talking about mortal death, not whatever quasi-immortality you lot have down there."
"So you were killed and resurrected? It's rather common among more powerful adventurers and the like."
"A few times, actually. Werewolves are... a major pain in the buttocks."
More than that. They're disgusting.
Seriously. The worst.
I've killed and eaten around 80 of them in my lifetime. As much as I can remember anyways.
I've only gotten four or five...
The one's I've seen travel in packs of 8-10. Where were the werewolves you killed?"
Forest of Tasilir, few miles east of Kosten. Cruor. But I'm pretty sure they're all dead. I helped see to that.
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Thirteen walks over to Azazel. "Hey Azazel, want some soup?" He holds out a bowl of lentil soup. "I got the recipe from Tasha when I had lunch with her."
"Um... no thanks. I don't know who tasha is, but i'm not hungry."
Thirteen is astonished. "Tasha? The Witch-queen? AKA Natasha the Dark, AKA Iggwilv, AKA like a bajillion other things?? I believe she may have had a major crush on me at that lunch, that's why I used the plane shift spell..." He chuckles. "Aye, well if you're not hungry, perhaps I should be going. Unless you'd like to talk more... I usually only have the stars for company at this time..."
"Not sure if you know this, but whatever 'lore' is in this realm, i know nothing about it. Grew up somewhere else."
"Tasha's all around, mostly based in the Feywild... where did you grow up?"
"I grew up in california. Mostly near redwood forests."
"Earth? I've been to Earth. Got a lot of problems, but not even Eberron has Undertale..." He grins.
"It is a pretty good game. Wait, you have a way to earth?"
"Yeah...?"
"Not that its not nice here, but i left my phone at home. How do you do it?"
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
"If we were alone, far from here, I'm not sure whether I would kill you. I might."
"I wouldn't. You're an interesting person to talk to and unfortunately, those are rare to find. Not to offend anyone of course."
"You wouldn't be able to. But I see your point."
"That seems like a challenge. Want to spar?"
"Very well. If you wish."
She draws her sword. Initiative: 6
Xorius stands at the ready.
*Initiative: 9.*
Xorius attacks in a blur of motion.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 19 fire damage that ignores resistance. Attack: 30 Damage: 18 magical slashing plus 13 fire damage that ignores resistance.*
A burst of magma explodes outwards from his palm.
*Attack: 30 Damage: 40 fire damage that ignores resistance, and she needs to make a CHA save.*
*Lucky.*
*Very.*
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Timber sounds slightly indignant. "Every living being deserves a place, and that place is not crushed under one's feet. He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia."
He makana ke ola e mahalo ʻia. Atemos repeated. Is that how you say that in Tabaxi? It sounds really cool.
"It means "Life is a gift to be appreciated." That's why I'm so glad I know healing magic."
Even bugs? Or mean animals that try to hurt you? I have a hard time appreciating those..
"They are still deserving of life."
I guess.. You're pretty wise for a kid.
"It's what all young tabaxi are told by the elders."
He raises an eyebrow at this. "Demot- ohh, devil. Yeah, that's a whole other can of worms. I'm just talking about mortal death, not whatever quasi-immortality you lot have down there."
"So you were killed and resurrected? It's rather common among more powerful adventurers and the like."
"A few times, actually. Werewolves are... a major pain in the buttocks."
"They killed you?"
"Thrice. Though I don't count the first time."
"Why not?"
He grins at you. "It resulted in some great benefits." *Make a perception check.*
*Perception: 18.*
He smirks, and takes a bite out of his steak.
As he smiles at you, you notice... his teeth. They're elongated. Pointed. Vampiric, almost.
Of course, death wouldn't bother your kind much, would it?
"Not as much as it used to, no."
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Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
I've only gotten four or five...
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
Thirteen points at the void wall. "Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a seconnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd....... There!" A portal to California appears.
*lol never thought I'd say that*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"System? I'm not sure. We're on the Material Plane, if that's what you mean?"
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"They are still deserving of life."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The kitten meowed and pawed at the window, still watching the moon.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sorry, I've spent too long there. The slang is impenetrable." *I've played too much PS:T.*
Xorius attacks in a blur of motion.
*Attack: 27 Damage: 6 magical slashing plus 17 fire damage that ignores resistance.
Attack: 28 Damage: 13 magical slashing plus 13 fire damage that ignores resistance.*
A burst of magma explodes outwards from his palm.
*Attack: 29 Damage: 30 fire damage that ignores resistance, and she needs to make a CHA save.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The one's I've seen travel in packs of 8-10. Where were the werewolves you killed?"
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I guess.. You're pretty wise for a kid.
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"Of course we're not in the Planes. I didn't go through a black hole."
Of course, death wouldn't bother your kind much, would it?
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Lucky.*
*I can't understand acronyms. It's my fatal flaw.* "Berk? What does that mean?"
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*19 for the first crit and 19 for the second.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Forest of Tasilir, few miles east of Kosten. Cruor. But I'm pretty sure they're all dead. I helped see to that.
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.
"...huh." Azazel murmers
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Planescape: Torment.* "[1 gp], roughly."
*Very.*
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"It's what all young tabaxi are told by the elders."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Not as much as it used to, no."
Seven there shall be/In the halls of the eighth/Eights shall witness/Eight and eight and eight and eight/Blood of the father/Blood of the sun/Endless darkness/Day is done
Savior/Sovereign/Saint Foresworn/Traitor/Trusted/Tortured Truthborn/Chosen/Cursed
Created by deities/Created by mortals/Created by powers unseen/Unheard of
Fate speaks of one/Fate speaks to none/Eternal shadows/Day is Done.