It's late at night at the Spider Guild's Lair. Yvonne is doing the routine checkup: As is protocol, she checks each of the different rooms, facilities, and storehouses to make sure all is going smoothly. After pressing some digits into a keypad, the great bay-doors open to the Mech Bay. Yvonne's expression changes to one of shock, then fear, and then concern.
"CRACTALUS!"
At that name, a green glow appears in the corner, watching, observing, and a voice quietly whispers,
"Do all your creations go rogue and insane?"
A nervous-looking technician in a hazmat suit scurries by holding a clipboard. "I-i'm sorry, my queen. I'm not sure what happened- it just- and then---" Seeing the green glow, they jump slightly and hurry away.
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
*I thought this was the spiders lair from D2 for a second,I'm dumb.*
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
It's late at night at the Spider Guild's Lair. Yvonne is doing the routine checkup: As is protocol, she checks each of the different rooms, facilities, and storehouses to make sure all is going smoothly. After pressing some digits into a keypad, the great bay-doors open to the Mech Bay. Yvonne's expression changes to one of shock, then fear, and then concern.
"CRACTALUS!"
At that name, a green glow appears in the corner, watching, observing, and a voice quietly whispers,
"Do all your creations go rogue and insane?"
A nervous-looking technician in a hazmat suit scurries by holding a clipboard. "I-i'm sorry, my queen. I'm not sure what happened- it just- and then---" Seeing the green glow, they jump slightly and hurry away.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just an advisor. I'm advising. Pick minions who won't disobey you."
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
It's late at night at the Spider Guild's Lair. Yvonne is doing the routine checkup: As is protocol, she checks each of the different rooms, facilities, and storehouses to make sure all is going smoothly. After pressing some digits into a keypad, the great bay-doors open to the Mech Bay. Yvonne's expression changes to one of shock, then fear, and then concern.
"CRACTALUS!"
At that name, a green glow appears in the corner, watching, observing, and a voice quietly whispers,
"Do all your creations go rogue and insane?"
A nervous-looking technician in a hazmat suit scurries by holding a clipboard. "I-i'm sorry, my queen. I'm not sure what happened- it just- and then---" Seeing the green glow, they jump slightly and hurry away.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just an advisor. I'm advising. Pick minions who won't disobey you."
"HEY HEY HEY, everyone calm down!!" Gamer_Thirteen in his drow form runs up to the mech bay. "Look, Scyria, I'M not the one who made Cataclysm and Catastrophe leave!! But, y'know, Calamitas is Calamitas, so it's feasible that the others have followed a similar process? Just, they're not gods... yet... Look, I have a platoon of Calamity Cacti in the Demonweb Pits. They're the best legion, I can call them up."
It's late at night at the Spider Guild's Lair. Yvonne is doing the routine checkup: As is protocol, she checks each of the different rooms, facilities, and storehouses to make sure all is going smoothly. After pressing some digits into a keypad, the great bay-doors open to the Mech Bay. Yvonne's expression changes to one of shock, then fear, and then concern.
"CRACTALUS!"
At that name, a green glow appears in the corner, watching, observing, and a voice quietly whispers,
"Do all your creations go rogue and insane?"
A nervous-looking technician in a hazmat suit scurries by holding a clipboard. "I-i'm sorry, my queen. I'm not sure what happened- it just- and then---" Seeing the green glow, they jump slightly and hurry away.
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just an advisor. I'm advising. Pick minions who won't disobey you."
"HEY HEY HEY, everyone calm down!!" Gamer_Thirteen in his drow form runs up to the mech bay. "Look, Scyria, I'M not the one who made Cataclysm and Catastrophe leave!! But, y'know, Calamitas is Calamitas, so it's feasible that the others have followed a similar process? Just, they're not gods... yet... Look, I have a platoon of Calamity Cacti in the Demonweb Pits. They're the best legion, I can call them up."
"I am not that naive goddess. I am the GuildMaster. I am the Collective. Tell Cractalus I am watching."
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
...
...
Bill Cipher."
Bill Cipher? Noted.
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
...
...
Bill Cipher."
Bill Cipher? Noted.
"Heh. And don't try to read my mind or you'll end up worse than Fiddleford. Hey, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?" Bill Cipher is twirling his old-timey cane and floating slightly.
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
...
...
Bill Cipher."
Bill Cipher? Noted.
"Heh. And don't try to read my mind or you'll end up worse than Fiddleford. Hey, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?" Bill Cipher is twirling his old-timey cane and floating slightly.
I know when I die. And it's not now. And nothing you can say will blow my mind. You are nothing compared to me.
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Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
...
...
Bill Cipher."
Bill Cipher? Noted.
"Heh. And don't try to read my mind or you'll end up worse than Fiddleford. Hey, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?" Bill Cipher is twirling his old-timey cane and floating slightly.
I know when I die. And it's not now. And nothing you can say will blow my mind. You are nothing compared to me.
"On this world, yeah, but we'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when... but I know we'll meet again, some sunny daaayy..." A piano appears in a burst of blue fire.
A nervous-looking technician in a hazmat suit scurries by holding a clipboard. "I-i'm sorry, my queen. I'm not sure what happened- it just- and then---" Seeing the green glow, they jump slightly and hurry away.
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
*I thought this was the spiders lair from D2 for a second,I'm dumb.*
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Oh, don't worry. I'm just an advisor. I'm advising. Pick minions who won't disobey you."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"HEY HEY HEY, everyone calm down!!" Gamer_Thirteen in his drow form runs up to the mech bay. "Look, Scyria, I'M not the one who made Cataclysm and Catastrophe leave!! But, y'know, Calamitas is Calamitas, so it's feasible that the others have followed a similar process? Just, they're not gods... yet... Look, I have a platoon of Calamity Cacti in the Demonweb Pits. They're the best legion, I can call them up."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"I am not that naive goddess. I am the GuildMaster. I am the Collective. Tell Cractalus I am watching."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Cractalus appears. "If this is about Cataclysm and Catastrophe, I swear I can explain!!"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Where are they? They're- they're gone! Does this have something to do with Calamitas?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Well, ah, they're siblings, right? So it was the right thing to let them be together!"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Elendon walks in. "I'm afraid it does. I believe they're in the tavern she's running in the Abyss."
"They got good grape juice there..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The green glow thickens and pulses slightly, and a voice speaks in your mind (Note: not to anyone but Cractalus).
Liiiiiaar... Why do you do this? If you do not tell us, we will find out, but we would prefer not to waste resources...
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
I'm not scared of you. This cactus is one of my two main forms. My exo-exoskeleton, one might say.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Hmm... so you are not Cractalus?
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Cractalus is just a name and form of mine. I have a lot of those. Y'see, I never was the plant god Edabus. This is a different place, and a different time, so here I am... Cractalus flickers, and suddenly, a dapper yellow triangle wearing a top hat and bow tie. "Like this???"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Intriguing. So who are you really?
DC 26 Wis save.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Well, heh, my real name would evaporate you with an expression of horror and ecstasy on your face. You can call me...
...
...
Bill Cipher."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Bill Cipher? Noted.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Heh. And don't try to read my mind or you'll end up worse than Fiddleford. Hey, wanna hear the exact time and date of your death?" Bill Cipher is twirling his old-timey cane and floating slightly.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
I know when I die. And it's not now. And nothing you can say will blow my mind. You are nothing compared to me.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"On this world, yeah, but we'll meet again. Don't know where, don't know when... but I know we'll meet again, some sunny daaayy..." A piano appears in a burst of blue fire.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.