11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
A taller tiefling man in sweeping robes with reddish skin and a Hercule Poirot mustache walks in. "Is my sister here?"
Calamitas runs up and hugs Cataclysm, sobbing with joy.
"Calm down, calm down..." Cataclysm hugs his sister back.
Cractalus smiles evilly from behind them. Just another piece of the plan...
"I missed you so much...." Calamitas struggles to say anything through the tears. *also, Cataclysm is a demigod now.*
*... I really don't know how to roleplay Cataclysm sadly*
*All right. I guess I'll take over Cataclysm for a little while.*
Cataclysm doesn't say much else. He's just happy that he's back with his sister.
Another portal appears, and another tiefling falls through. He's wearing the same robes as the other two siblings, although the sleeves are cropped off, revealing his muscular arms. His hair is a long and matted, and falls over his shoulders. Catastrophe gets up, laughing. "Wasn't expecting that rough a landing." Smiling, he runs over, and scoops up both Calamitas and Cataclysm in a firm hug. "I missed you guys so much...."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
A taller tiefling man in sweeping robes with reddish skin and a Hercule Poirot mustache walks in. "Is my sister here?"
Calamitas runs up and hugs Cataclysm, sobbing with joy.
"Calm down, calm down..." Cataclysm hugs his sister back.
Cractalus smiles evilly from behind them. Just another piece of the plan...
"I missed you so much...." Calamitas struggles to say anything through the tears. *also, Cataclysm is a demigod now.*
*... I really don't know how to roleplay Cataclysm sadly*
*All right. I guess I'll take over Cataclysm for a little while.*
Cataclysm doesn't say much else. He's just happy that he's back with his sister.
Another portal appears, and another tiefling falls through. He's wearing the same robes as the other two siblings, although the sleeves are cropped off, revealing his muscular arms. His hair is a long and matted, and falls over his shoulders. Catastrophe gets up, laughing. "Wasn't expecting that rough a landing." Smiling, he runs over, and scoops up both Calamitas and Cataclysm in a firm hug. "I missed you guys so much...."
*Thanks very much, I'm not so good with emotional situations, in dnd and real life*
Szathk has transferred their entire attention to Cractalus by now, and their eyes are glowing green almost around the clock.
Cractalus's eye is hidden, he looks more normal now. "What are you looking at?"
"You."
"Well why? I'm a cactus, not like I'm THAT handsome..."
"Don't do anything that would compromise the multiverse, please. We're just getting used to it."
"Tu m'embrouilles."
"So? Why would I care whether you're tired or not? Just... If you do anything, we'll know."
"I... said I was confused. I'm a Calamity Cactus, I'm on your side."
"Hmm... Sure. No one but the Collective is on the side of the Collective."
"Look, I don't care about the Collective. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change!" Cractalus tips his straw hat and glows orange. "Until then, I'll be watching you! I ' l l b e w a t c h i n g y o u . . . " He vanishes in a flash of light.
She looked at him, then looked back a t Roman, staring at him.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"You know."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
*... I really don't know how to roleplay Cataclysm sadly*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"You."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Well why? I'm a cactus, not like I'm THAT handsome..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Don't do anything that would compromise the multiverse, please. We're just getting used to it."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Kometh rolls his eyes and casts locate object on the lantern. (Out of sight from Zylna)
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
It's clipped to her belt.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Tu m'embrouilles."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"So? Why would I care whether you're tired or not? Just... If you do anything, we'll know."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Kometh berates himself for not noticing it. "I really need that back Zylna. Please."
Extended Sig (Now updated!)
(He/Him)
11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
he snarls
"Go away"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I... said I was confused. I'm a Calamity Cactus, I'm on your side."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
*All right. I guess I'll take over Cataclysm for a little while.*
Cataclysm doesn't say much else. He's just happy that he's back with his sister.
Another portal appears, and another tiefling falls through. He's wearing the same robes as the other two siblings, although the sleeves are cropped off, revealing his muscular arms. His hair is a long and matted, and falls over his shoulders. Catastrophe gets up, laughing. "Wasn't expecting that rough a landing." Smiling, he runs over, and scoops up both Calamitas and Cataclysm in a firm hug. "I missed you guys so much...."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Hmm... Sure. No one but the Collective is on the side of the Collective."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Thanks very much, I'm not so good with emotional situations, in dnd and real life*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Why?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Not until I'm answered."
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Look, I don't care about the Collective. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change!" Cractalus tips his straw hat and glows orange. "Until then, I'll be watching you! I ' l l b e w a t c h i n g y o u . . . " He vanishes in a flash of light.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Roman snarls "can you two take this lovers quarrel elsewhere"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]