The Untold Tales of Café [REDACTED] (SCP Tavern)

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

 Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"

 "Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.

 Harvey pulls out his pistol and aims it at the salesmans head "GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET OR SO HELP YOU GOD" he yells

 "IT'S JUST A GOLDFISH! GOD!" The man reaches into Harvey's pocket and pulls out a perfectly normal goldfish in a small bag of water.

"SERIOUSLY! ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE HYPER-VIOLENT LUNATICS? WEREN'T ANY OF YOU CHILDREN, EVER?"

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The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"

 "I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.

 "Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard.  He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.

"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"

 Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"

 "Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.

 Harvey pulls out his pistol and aims it at the salesmans head "GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET OR SO HELP YOU GOD" he yells

 "IT'S JUST A GOLDFISH! GOD!" The man reaches into Harvey's pocket and pulls out a perfectly normal goldfish in a small bag of water.

"SERIOUSLY! ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE HYPER-VIOLENT LUNATICS? WEREN'T ANY OF YOU CHILDREN, EVER?"

 Harvey lowers the gun and backs up quickly, now not trusting the salesman. "Dont ever put a fish in my pocket ever, i would like a cute mouse or snake instead."

From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."

He plays with it glumly.

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

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The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."

He plays with it glumly.

 Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.

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The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."

He plays with it glumly.

 Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.

 The salesman takes the sticker off and starts folding it. After about a minute, he somehow folded it into a tiny bunny.

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

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The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."

He plays with it glumly.

 Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.

 The salesman takes the sticker off and starts folding it. After about a minute, he somehow folded it into a tiny bunny.

 He chuckles "Intresting"

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

 Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

 Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in

It turns around and notices you.

"-Oh---- Hello there."

The salesman goes upstairs.

"Is there glue or a screwdriver up here I could- oh."

He looks at the robot.

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

 Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in

It turns around and notices you.

"-Oh---- Hello there."

 "Hello.." she said and approached it

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 *awesome*

"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

 *me: mwhahahaha watch this brudda*

Harvey sighs and stands up "Thats mean, im sitting someplace else" he goes over to another table and begins working 

 Incorso raises both his eyebrows. "I never thought I'd see the day..." He mumbled while straightening out his hair.

 Quill seems to walk over to Harvey and sit down with him. he gives her a sticker to which she smiles and puts it on her lab-coats pocket.

 *Back!*

Incorso watches discreetly as he sips his coffee.

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

 Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in

It turns around and notices you.

"-Oh---- Hello there."

 "Hello.." she said and approached it

"-Do you know---- where this is? Where---- am I?"

The salesman starts rooting around, looking for something to repair his case with, seemingly oblivious to the robot and the scientist.

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 *awesome*

"Because I simply am. Just like you are the way you are."

 Harvey sticks out his tongue and messes with a few stickers of his, putting them on his clipboard.

 Incorso fixes his glasses and pulls out his own clipboard, starting to write on the last couple pages.

 *DEX: 7 *

Harvey attempts to slap another sticker on him

 Incorso doesn't even have to move for Harvey to miss.

 "ah... (gp) it" he quietly curses to himself while sipping his hot chocolate 

 A deep chuckle comes from Incorso as he finishes writing on the last page of his clipboard, putting it back in his coat.

 "Don't laugh at me" Harvey grumbles

 "There is a difference between laughing and chuckling."

 *i see harvey as a gremlin for some reason, the kind that bites your ankles. yet the man is almost 25 and works as a doctor*

"still" he said

 *Meanwhile, Incorso is the most professional business man, yet he is a scientist.*

"If you are going to annoy me, I will at least find humor in your failures."

 *me: mwhahahaha watch this brudda*

Harvey sighs and stands up "Thats mean, im sitting someplace else" he goes over to another table and begins working 

 Incorso raises both his eyebrows. "I never thought I'd see the day..." He mumbled while straightening out his hair.

 Quill seems to walk over to Harvey and sit down with him. he gives her a sticker to which she smiles and puts it on her lab-coats pocket.

 *Back!*

Incorso watches discreetly as he sips his coffee.

 Quill looks over and quickly looks away, talking to Harvey who suddenly laughs. 

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From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.

 Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"

Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?

 She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"

A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.

 Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in

It turns around and notices you.

"-Oh---- Hello there."

 "Hello.." she said and approached it

"-Do you know---- where this is? Where---- am I?"

 "An SCP Tavern" she said