The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.
"Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard. He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.
"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"
Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"
"Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.
Harvey pulls out his pistol and aims it at the salesmans head "GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET OR SO HELP YOU GOD" he yells
"IT'S JUST A GOLDFISH! GOD!" The man reaches into Harvey's pocket and pulls out a perfectly normal goldfish in a small bag of water.
"SERIOUSLY! ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE HYPER-VIOLENT LUNATICS? WEREN'T ANY OF YOU CHILDREN, EVER?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The salesman pulls out his own clipboard again. "Hey, uh... Harvey. It says here you like stickers. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
"I like slapping them on him when i can" he gestures to Incorso "But yes, i like stickers..... what are you trying to sell here?" he said, sounding suspicious.
"Here, I'll show you." The salesman seems eager to show off his product. He pulls a roll of stickers out of his case and proceeds to put one shaped like a corgi on his clipboard. He taps it and says "Dog," and suddenly a dog appears. The man waves his hand through the dog, revealing it to be an illusion.
"They last until you tap the sticker and say the word again!" He offers the entire roll to Harvey. "Just two dollars, and it's free!"
Harvey raises his eyebrow "ah no thank you sir. while i hate the rules as much as anybody, my superior is here." he points to quill who is reading a book on the couch "and douchbag is here as well" he gestures again to Incorso "I will get in trouble if i buy any of them"
"Okay," the salesman says, voice so thick with insincerity that it practically drips audibly onto the floor. He puts the roll back into his case. Harvey feels something drop into his pocket.
Harvey pulls out his pistol and aims it at the salesmans head "GET IT OUT OF MY POCKET OR SO HELP YOU GOD" he yells
"IT'S JUST A GOLDFISH! GOD!" The man reaches into Harvey's pocket and pulls out a perfectly normal goldfish in a small bag of water.
"SERIOUSLY! ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE HYPER-VIOLENT LUNATICS? WEREN'T ANY OF YOU CHILDREN, EVER?"
Harvey lowers the gun and backs up quickly, now not trusting the salesman. "Dont ever put a fish in my pocket ever, i would like a cute mouse or snake instead."
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."
He plays with it glumly.
Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."
He plays with it glumly.
Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.
The salesman takes the sticker off and starts folding it. After about a minute, he somehow folded it into a tiny bunny.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."
He plays with it glumly.
Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.
The salesman takes the sticker off and starts folding it. After about a minute, he somehow folded it into a tiny bunny.
He chuckles "Intresting"
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"IT'S JUST A GOLDFISH! GOD!" The man reaches into Harvey's pocket and pulls out a perfectly normal goldfish in a small bag of water.
"SERIOUSLY! ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE HYPER-VIOLENT LUNATICS? WEREN'T ANY OF YOU CHILDREN, EVER?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Harvey lowers the gun and backs up quickly, now not trusting the salesman. "Dont ever put a fish in my pocket ever, i would like a cute mouse or snake instead."
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
From somewhere on the ceiling above Quill, you hear a thud of something metal.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Quill looks around in a confused manner. "hm?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Some more metallic sounds come from above, vaguely sounding like.... footsteps?
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The salesman pulls out a live snake and places it on the table. "Yours if you want it. It doesn't talk or anything. It's just a snake."
He plays with it glumly.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She walks upstairs in a confused manner "Hello?"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Harvey walks back over and pulls out his own pack of stickers, all of them cute bunnies. He sticks one of the salesman "There, i just dont like it when people scare me". he smiles and pets the snakes tiny head.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
The salesman takes the sticker off and starts folding it. After about a minute, he somehow folded it into a tiny bunny.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A humanoid-looking robot is looking around, pacing as if it's panicked about something. It doesn't seem to notice you yet.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
He chuckles "Intresting"
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Quill raises an eyebrow and proceeds further in
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
It turns around and notices you.
"-Oh---- Hello there."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The salesman goes upstairs.
"Is there glue or a screwdriver up here I could- oh."
He looks at the robot.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hello.." she said and approached it
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Back!*
Incorso watches discreetly as he sips his coffee.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"-Do you know---- where this is? Where---- am I?"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The salesman starts rooting around, looking for something to repair his case with, seemingly oblivious to the robot and the scientist.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Quill looks over and quickly looks away, talking to Harvey who suddenly laughs.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"An SCP Tavern" she said
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]