A familiar (to some), heavily armed and cybernetically enhanced person walks back into the Cafe, his right eye replaced with some sort of ocular implant, and various plates of armor and hydraulics visible on him. He smiles slightly, his uniform still revealing his to be a member of the legendary MTF Tau-5 "Samsara." He nods, and walks in, taking a seat in one of the corners, leaning a rather powerful-looking, and obviously anomalous tech, rifle against the wall next to him.
A d-class, who just changed into normal clothes, curses under his breath and casually attempts to walk away
A surprisingly human voice, with just a hint of mechanical or robotic undercurrents, enters his mind. No need to run. I'm not here on business.
"Cool. Uh, neither am i. No business going, especially not funny kind."
The same voice chuckles in his mind, and the Samsara agent, oddly enough, cracks a smile. First, you can just think your replies. Second, I know you are, or were, a D-class. Not that hard to tell. But as long as you don't harm anyone here, I honestly don't care.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
A familiar (to some), heavily armed and cybernetically enhanced person walks back into the Cafe, his right eye replaced with some sort of ocular implant, and various plates of armor and hydraulics visible on him. He smiles slightly, his uniform still revealing his to be a member of the legendary MTF Tau-5 "Samsara." He nods, and walks in, taking a seat in one of the corners, leaning a rather powerful-looking, and obviously anomalous tech, rifle against the wall next to him.
A d-class, who just changed into normal clothes, curses under his breath and casually attempts to walk away
A surprisingly human voice, with just a hint of mechanical or robotic undercurrents, enters his mind. No need to run. I'm not here on business.
"Cool. Uh, neither am i. No business going, especially not funny kind."
The same voice chuckles in his mind, and the Samsara agent, oddly enough, cracks a smile. First, you can just think your replies. Second, I know you are, or were, a D-class. Not that hard to tell. But as long as you don't harm anyone here, I honestly don't care.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
24
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
He whips around to the D-Class. "Can you believe it? I wake up with my kidneys gone!" He stops. He takes a closer look at the D-Class.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
He whips around to the D-Class. "Can you believe it? I wake up with my kidneys gone!" He stops. He takes a closer look at the D-Class.
"How are you alive if you have no kidneys?" He asks. Nothing lights up, so the d-class doesn't have anything stolen on him.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
He whips around to the D-Class. "Can you believe it? I wake up with my kidneys gone!" He stops. He takes a closer look at the D-Class.
"How are you alive if you have no kidneys?" He asks. Nothing lights up, so the d-class doesn't have anything stolen on him.
He doesn't elaborate but instead starts making more scratches on the floor.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
several bits-and-bobs (trademarked) are missing
He slams his fists down on the table. "WHO THE (GP) STOLE FROM ME?!"
The d-class looks over at them confused,
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
48
*What is the roll for?*
87
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
He whips around to the D-Class. "Can you believe it? I wake up with my kidneys gone!" He stops. He takes a closer look at the D-Class.
"How are you alive if you have no kidneys?" He asks. Nothing lights up, so the d-class doesn't have anything stolen on him.
He doesn't elaborate but instead starts making more scratches on the floor.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
"Well... any interests? I'm sure I have something that will delight your heart!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
"Well... any interests? I'm sure I have something that will delight your heart!"
"Hmm... Anything that explodes? Or better yet, implodes?" She grins in a way that makes the salesman shiver.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
The d-class looks over at them confused,
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The same voice chuckles in his mind, and the Samsara agent, oddly enough, cracks a smile. First, you can just think your replies. Second, I know you are, or were, a D-class. Not that hard to tell. But as long as you don't harm anyone here, I honestly don't care.
The salesman starts scratching ornate patterns into the table. "Find." The scratches move across the floor as if they were shadows, crawling in search of the lost items.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'm more worried about being harmed.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
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I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*What is the roll for?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
24
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The shadows find a couple of the missing items scattered in bags that don't seem to belong to everyone, but not everything thats missing
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The salesman puts on a pair of glasses. He can now see any Wondertainment products within15ft of him, even through walls, for one minute.
He begins stalking around the cafe.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Theres a patented wondertainment kindey transplant set for kids in the corner. Comes with fresh kidneys
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He whips around to the D-Class. "Can you believe it? I wake up with my kidneys gone!" He stops. He takes a closer look at the D-Class.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"How are you alive if you have no kidneys?" He asks. Nothing lights up, so the d-class doesn't have anything stolen on him.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He doesn't elaborate but instead starts making more scratches on the floor.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Uh, ok then."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"Well... any interests? I'm sure I have something that will delight your heart!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Hmm... Anything that explodes? Or better yet, implodes?" She grins in a way that makes the salesman shiver.
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.