The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
"Well... any interests? I'm sure I have something that will delight your heart!"
"Hmm... Anything that explodes? Or better yet, implodes?" She grins in a way that makes the salesman shiver.
"Well, um, not anything big, but the SCP Foundation board game has quite a few things that go boom and things that go woomp."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The Wondertainment Salesman is checking his inventory.
Treble wanders over, looking for some anomalous fun.
"Hello there!" The salesman pulls out a clipboard. "Hmmm... you don't seem to be on my list... so I guess I'll ask the big question: what kinds of toys do you like?"
"Oh... Well, I've never had any toys. Unless you consider this." She takes out her pen and spins it. The pen is definitely anomalous. "I guess I was never really a child, so I never had need for toys."
"Well... any interests? I'm sure I have something that will delight your heart!"
"Hmm... Anything that explodes? Or better yet, implodes?" She grins in a way that makes the salesman shiver.
"Well, um, not anything big, but the SCP Foundation board game has quite a few things that go boom and things that go woomp."
"Oh cool. Can you teach me to play? Or rather, can you teach me to win?"
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Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Captain Irantu sits in the corner, his ocular implant glowing a faint green, and his obviously anomalous-tech rifle leaning against the wall next to him. He sips on a glass of spiked spiced cider as he watches the rest of the Cafe.
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
Treble finishes her croissant and then looks around for anomalous stuff, since she's bored. *I assume this is like a paladin's Divine Sense.*
*If it is*
Theres definatly something on the d-class thats anamolous
Treble gets up and walks over. "Hey there, who would you be?"
*What SCPs has the D-Class worked on? Treble might have seen them before.*
*Also, gtg give a presentation! Woo! :(*
*Can't say just yet :D*
"Um... you asked my name? Thats a first."
"What do you not have one?" She seems to be joking, then stops. "Wait. Do you really not have one?"
"Nobody called me more than just 'd-class' back at the foundation.... i think my name was Alex?" He pauses, "Weird, its fuzzy."
"Oh...! Oh, that explains stuff. You have the look of a D-Class, now that I think about it... Well, hello, Alex. My name is Treble."
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
"Well, um, not anything big, but the SCP Foundation board game has quite a few things that go boom and things that go woomp."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Oh cool. Can you teach me to play? Or rather, can you teach me to win?"
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
Captain Irantu sits in the corner, his ocular implant glowing a faint green, and his obviously anomalous-tech rifle leaning against the wall next to him. He sips on a glass of spiked spiced cider as he watches the rest of the Cafe.
"Yeah. Weird thing is, the earliest i can remember clearly is the day i got put into d-class." He sighs
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Mm, just sounds like amnestics. What SCPs did you have to endure?"
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
"I had to clean that statue things room once, there was this creature i can't talk about that broke containment, a big lizard guy that wasn't really happy to see anything, a little girl who i really can't tell why she was in there, a plague doctor who has some interesting stories, a jelly guy who i quite like, a dude in a mask that was... dripping stuff, i once was used in an experiment with a ball that could only gain momentum, a bunch of red yarn that nearly blew out my ear drums, some dude with metal arms that dissintegrated his chair, A cannibal that thought he was the king of england, and like... a lot more."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ah, I thought you were familiar. You worked on Sigursdotir." *Totally misspelling it.*
*EDIT: Oops, it's Sigur Stefansdotir, right? (Still totally misspelling it)*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
starting a thread for a branch of this for a roleplay centering around SCP-6172, lemme know if you would be interested bc we need more people
"I worked on what?"
*NEver heard of it*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Stefansdotir? She's possibly the most powerful reality bender in the world. It doesn't matter. In any case, it's nice to meet you, Alex."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Scyria! Hey there!*
*Hi!*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*It's been a while. Been offline since I got kicked from End of the World, but I'm back online now.*
"Is that witch girl, or the witch of words?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"I'm not entirely sure... I only spoke with her a few times. I'm not actively associated with the Foundation."
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Well, welcome back.*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Thank you! Still playing Irantu, my Tau-5 guy, in here, if you want to talk to him.*
*I'm trying to limit my interactions, since my grades suffered a little bit last year...*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.
*Ouch. And fair enough!*
*Yeah. It's why I'm a little wary of getting on the new tavern thread; if I do, I'll probably limit it to Lumen/Noctus.*
Proud member of the Spider's Guild (y'all should join!)!
Join Cafe [Redacted], people! I play Treble in it. Isn't SCP stuff awesome?
Harry Potter stuff is cool.
Homebrew: The BloodBorn; GemBlade Soldiers; Soldier of The Silver Armies. (Comments, Improvements?)
Life is okay, but who knows how long that will last.