122: When you are making the absolutely STUPID decision to DM a campaign as you write it, and you run out of adventure.
Not that I would know anything about that of course...
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
123: Forgetting details about a monster you fought previously, and having to re-learn the whole strategy for fighting them when they show up in a later (and harder) encounter.
"Oh, right. Forgot the birds can breathe fire. That... that changes things."
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
126: people that make their backstory specifically to hove themselves an edge. “I was raised by ranchers, so I should get advantage on animal handling.” “I thought you were raised by pirates, that’s why you got proficiency with water vehicles.” “Yes but…”
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
127: When the DM throws Baba Lysaga and her pet house at a 3rd level party.
Guess what happens next?
TPK
*deffffinitely notttttt speaking from experience here ;p*
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Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman,BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
129. Players making stupid decisions, then they die so the Dm has to spend a whole session waiting for them to make a new character, introduce that new character so the story still makes sense then repeat that every 3 sessions.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
121: Complaining
Isn't that literally what this thread is?
122: When you are making the absolutely STUPID decision to DM a campaign as you write it, and you run out of adventure.
Not that I would know anything about that of course...
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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123: Forgetting details about a monster you fought previously, and having to re-learn the whole strategy for fighting them when they show up in a later (and harder) encounter.
"Oh, right. Forgot the birds can breathe fire. That... that changes things."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
124: people who make overpowered homebrew and get mad at you when you don’t let them have it in your campaign
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
125. People saying they won’t play if they don’t get said Homebrew or other content.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
126: people that make their backstory specifically to hove themselves an edge. “I was raised by ranchers, so I should get advantage on animal handling.” “I thought you were raised by pirates, that’s why you got proficiency with water vehicles.” “Yes but…”
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
127: When the DM throws Baba Lysaga and her pet house at a 3rd level party.
Guess what happens next?
TPK
*deffffinitely notttttt speaking from experience here ;p*
Hi all, I'm Druid_Girl31, but please call me Druid. I am (a/an) CERTIFIED INSOMNIAC, PAN, alterhuman, BADDD DM, and obsessed with HAMILTON! Why? I'm just cool like that!
She/her pronouns please. TITLES: Savior of the Woods by Drummer! Send me a PM! PRAISE JEFF! Join the Hamilton Cult! Hate on Gen Alpha Slang! <--- ( all links)
I lost any measure of sanity I ever had a long time ago!
128: Doors. Just look at this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZTBhR1758I
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
129. Players making stupid decisions, then they die so the Dm has to spend a whole session waiting for them to make a new character, introduce that new character so the story still makes sense then repeat that every 3 sessions.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
130
players that complain that combat is too hard and then on their turn move ten feet and do nothing else
(deeeeefinitely not from experience)
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
131:
Under-prepared DM's.
*DM slams a luigi plush on the table*
Players: "What the hell?!"
DM: "It's... it's supposed to be a troll."
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day and totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
Milio has been ditched. Now Xerath is my friend.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 15%.
I like cheese.
132
players who expect dms to buy and paint the official minis for every single encounter. Nobody has the time (or money) for that
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
133. Players who ask to dm then plan literally no storyline.
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
134
consistently horny players
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
*You mean bards?*
135
PC failing at simple puzzles
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
136
players that take every meme class stereotype seriously
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
137 People who create overpowered builds for no reason then don’t rp at all
Characters (Links!):
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
138 players that dont know the rules and just ask "what do I roll again?"
In God I Trust
139 DMs that are too serious about a game
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
140
players who criticize the kind of game the dm runs
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor