Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
I immediately drop in a suggestion, and then my swarm of platypodes also drop in a suggestion each:
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
I might need help. Whenever I get near my crush my brain freezes, does anyone have tips on how to stop this?
Step 1: Walk up to your crush.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Walk home with your new girlfriend.
The problem with that plan, I try step 1. It fails.
Ah, don't worry, that plan was a joke. First off- you have nothing to be scared of for your crush. It's just a crush, so if they don't like you back- OH WELL. You might've embarrassed yourself a bit, but if you follow my instructions, you won't have to.
You should first become her friend. Get to know her. Also, ask yourself some basic questions: like, what's her favorite color? What are the color of her eyes? etc., etc. If you can't name these, then just going up to her and asking if she likes you is WAY too hasty. Also, if you get to know her, then you'll probably be more comfortable asking her if she likes you. ANd, she might be more inclined to say yes if she knows you.
I might need help. Whenever I get near my crush my brain freezes, does anyone have tips on how to stop this?
Step 1: Walk up to your crush.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Walk home with your new girlfriend.
The problem with that plan, I try step 1. It fails.
Ah, don't worry, that plan was a joke. First off- you have nothing to be scared of for your crush. It's just a crush, so if they don't like you back- OH WELL. You might've embarrassed yourself a bit, but if you follow my instructions, you won't have to.
You should first become her friend. Get to know her. Also, ask yourself some basic questions: like, what's her favorite color? What are the color of her eyes? etc., etc. If you can't name these, then just going up to her and asking if she likes you is WAY too hasty. Also, if you get to know her, then you'll probably be more comfortable asking her if she likes you. ANd, she might be more inclined to say yes if she knows you.
Just some suggestions.
More facts. I have known her and have been her friend since the first day at this school. Now, 4 years I am still her friend. But I am hoping to be more than that.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
They were more than just some famous names, they were brilliant, brave, a bit insane. And against all odds they changed the game. These are not your average joes, they did stuff the whole world knows. These are the superstars of the Who Was Show. These are the superstars of the Who Was Show. This is the Who Was Show.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I might need help. Whenever I get near my crush my brain freezes, does anyone have tips on how to stop this?
Step 1: Walk up to your crush.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Walk home with your new girlfriend.
The problem with that plan, I try step 1. It fails.
Ah, don't worry, that plan was a joke. First off- you have nothing to be scared of for your crush. It's just a crush, so if they don't like you back- OH WELL. You might've embarrassed yourself a bit, but if you follow my instructions, you won't have to.
You should first become her friend. Get to know her. Also, ask yourself some basic questions: like, what's her favorite color? What are the color of her eyes? etc., etc. If you can't name these, then just going up to her and asking if she likes you is WAY too hasty. Also, if you get to know her, then you'll probably be more comfortable asking her if she likes you. ANd, she might be more inclined to say yes if she knows you.
Just some suggestions.
More facts. I have known her and have been her friend since the first day at this school. Now, 4 years I am still her friend. But I am hoping to be more than that.
Well, you should be fine. I know it's nerve-wracking, but she's been your friend for 4 years. I'm sure you won't scare her off if you ask. She'll just say "yes" and you know... you'll guys do whatever or she'll say "no" and that'll be it. It's going to be okay.
I might need help. Whenever I get near my crush my brain freezes, does anyone have tips on how to stop this?
Step 1: Walk up to your crush.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Walk home with your new girlfriend.
The problem with that plan, I try step 1. It fails.
Ah, don't worry, that plan was a joke. First off- you have nothing to be scared of for your crush. It's just a crush, so if they don't like you back- OH WELL. You might've embarrassed yourself a bit, but if you follow my instructions, you won't have to.
You should first become her friend. Get to know her. Also, ask yourself some basic questions: like, what's her favorite color? What are the color of her eyes? etc., etc. If you can't name these, then just going up to her and asking if she likes you is WAY too hasty. Also, if you get to know her, then you'll probably be more comfortable asking her if she likes you. ANd, she might be more inclined to say yes if she knows you.
Just some suggestions.
More facts. I have known her and have been her friend since the first day at this school. Now, 4 years I am still her friend. But I am hoping to be more than that.
Well, you should be fine. I know it's nerve-wracking, but she's been your friend for 4 years. I'm sure you won't scare her off if you ask. She'll just say "yes" and you know... you'll guys do whatever or she'll say "no" and that'll be it. It's going to be okay.
Ok. (I also no longer trust magic 8 balls because 1 says I missed my chance with her.)
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I am currently working on a Paladin Jeff subclass, any ideas on a name?
Crusader of Jeff!
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Welcome, praiser of Jeff! Here we praise the almighty Jeff the Evil Roomba. Bow before Jeff! You can rp here, if you like.
Rules:
No mean or offensive comments.
Jeff is fine with you being in other cults as well, unless if they are sworn enemies of the cult. (Our enemies are stated in the 'enemies' section.)
No need to get into big heated arguments. If such a situation arises take it to PM's.
I know it says 'so and so rank is this level' in the ranks, but making a character sheet is not mandatory at all. This is just for if combat arises and you want to make a character sheet for it.
Jeff the Evil Roomba's name came from Element Animation.
Ranks (to be admitted to a rank besides Roomba Cultist you must be promoted by one that is higher rank then you):
Jeff the Evil Roomba (1): Jeff the Evil Roomba
The one we praise. Praise Jeff!
Roomba Arch-Cultist (1): TheMadGibber
The creator and leader of the cult. Takes orders directly from Jeff. Uses Level 20 Jeff Warlock Subclass on character sheet.
Roomba High Cultists (4): Paco1150, Bananer28046, Druid_Girl31, AgateElk8337
The secondary leaders of the cult. Run the cult when the Arch Cultist is unavailable. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Roomba Knights (3): bls11, EJODM18604, Gradius2
The warriors of the cult. Unparalleled in battle prowess (obviously besides Jeff). They direct the troops in war. Use Level 15 on character sheet.
Clay Artisan (1): Carsorino
The head of clay-scavenging operations. Essentially the master chef of the cult. Use Level 14 on character sheet.
Scavenge clay for Lord Jeff to consume. Can mold clay into different shapes, which gives different flavors. Jeff's favorite flavor has yet to be found. Use Level 10 on character sheet.
Standard recruits to Jeff's cause. Jobs range in variety from performing in rituals to cleaning the floors to become closer to Jeff the Evil Roomba. Use Level 5 on character sheet.
Retired: None, most likely because it was just announced.
Unfortunately now inactive Clay Scavengers and above, who haven't posted on this thread for more then 2 months. In the hopeful event they return, they can take their slot if it was empty or face the new person in a fight to the death (really just demotion to a Roomba Cultist, but death sounds cooler).
Alliances: DragonClub, Arch's Warlocks, Bagel Cult, Undertale cult, Church of the Platypus, Goose Horde, Dragon Slayer's Club, and by extension Shiver's Bard College (Bagel Cult alliance).
Dead Enemies: Sordida Cult. Holy Arch of Way Cult. Enemies of All Cults Cult, Skibidi Toilet Cult, Mulop/Great Beasts Cult
Alive Enemies: None :)
Praise Jeff!
Gibber. Disregarding any prior knoledge you know about me, tell me truthfully. Answer me. Are you a cat person or a dog person.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
I’m going for a mix and calling it Crusader of Clay
Oooh yeah thats good
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Can I join?
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
What are the magic words?
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Platy. Don't be mean to the newbie. So, Dreami. You want to join? All you have to do is clean the entire of Roombaloft, and do al of me and Platy's menial chores for the entirety of existance. Okay?
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Step 1: Walk up to your crush.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Walk home with your new girlfriend.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*Pushes you two aside and sighs*
Yeah, you can join. *Walks into super secret gift making room and leaves a suggestion box for the clay golem's names*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The problem with that plan, I try step 1. It fails.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I immediately drop in a suggestion, and then my swarm of platypodes also drop in a suggestion each:
Jeff MK II
Jeff 2
Jeff the second
Dinner
Minor Jeff
Jeffy
Jeffald
Jeff dos
Jeff de segundo
Jefff
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Jeffles/Jeffies!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Yees
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Extended Signature!
Ah, don't worry, that plan was a joke. First off- you have nothing to be scared of for your crush. It's just a crush, so if they don't like you back- OH WELL. You might've embarrassed yourself a bit, but if you follow my instructions, you won't have to.
You should first become her friend. Get to know her. Also, ask yourself some basic questions: like, what's her favorite color? What are the color of her eyes? etc., etc. If you can't name these, then just going up to her and asking if she likes you is WAY too hasty. Also, if you get to know her, then you'll probably be more comfortable asking her if she likes you. ANd, she might be more inclined to say yes if she knows you.
Just some suggestions.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
More facts. I have known her and have been her friend since the first day at this school. Now, 4 years I am still her friend. But I am hoping to be more than that.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I am bored so here is a theme song from a show. :
They were more than just some famous names, they were brilliant, brave, a bit insane. And against all odds they changed the game. These are not your average joes, they did stuff the whole world knows. These are the superstars of the Who Was Show. These are the superstars of the Who Was Show. This is the Who Was Show.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
Well, you should be fine. I know it's nerve-wracking, but she's been your friend for 4 years. I'm sure you won't scare her off if you ask. She'll just say "yes" and you know... you'll guys do whatever or she'll say "no" and that'll be it. It's going to be okay.
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
Ok. (I also no longer trust magic 8 balls because 1 says I missed my chance with her.)
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
I am currently working on a Paladin Jeff subclass, any ideas on a name?
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
Crusader of Jeff!
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Gibber. Disregarding any prior knoledge you know about me, tell me truthfully. Answer me. Are you a cat person or a dog person.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
Oath of the Clay or Oath of the Roomba
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
Characters for Tenebris Sine Fine
RoughCoronet's Greater Wills
I’m going for a mix and calling it Crusader of Clay
Check these out: My Imgur Page, My Deviant Art
Oooh yeah thats good
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives