Uggnar growls. She's got a point. 'No!' He yells, and tries to formulate a rebuttal, but her skull even has decorations. 'I need no help!' He then turns back around and walks back into his cave, the view inside blocked by the animal skins over the entrance. Inside, Uggnar's wife and eight children are resting. They are young, and having eight children would be impressive, if Uggnar had not previously had twice as many, who then perished in a variety of deadly and unavoidable ways, such as a hangnail or eating dinosaur faeces.
Uggnar growls. She's got a point. 'No!' He yells, and tries to formulate a rebuttal, but her skull even has decorations. 'I need no help!' He then turns back around and walks back into his cave, the view inside blocked by the animal skins over the entrance. Inside, Uggnar's wife and eight children are resting. They are young, and having eight children would be impressive, if Uggnar had not previously had twice as many, who then perished in a variety of deadly and unavoidable ways, such as a hangnail or eating dinosaur faeces.
Hirla laughs and points at Uggnar as he flees, even throwing a rock at him, though she misses slightly.
*this won’t happen for a while, but I’m just thinking of what her next statblock should be… I was thinking something like either just a guard or a scout or something*
Uggnar, inside the cave, is planning his next moves. After such humiliation in the tribe centre, he feels his only possible option is to relocate. Stirring his wife and children, Uggnar says 'Come. We leave. There are not good things here. Gooder things if we follow river. We leave nightfall.' He then curls up in his furs and waits out the rest of the afternoon, ignoring the taunting and developments outside.
(I gotta say guys, I am VERY happy about how successful this turned out. Three pages in 2 hours is wild, glad you guys are enjoying it, looking forward to the later developments!]
“Large cave! To myself! We can expand later, lots of food! Me show way!”
Hirla shows them to the cave she lives in alone, a giant cave enough for thirty people, covered in cave paintings. Hidden by foliage and near a pond, it’s about a mile from the main tribe’s cave.
Uggnar's cave is fairly small, but close to the centre of the tribelands, and just north of the river.
[My plan is that Uggnar, his family, and whoever else choose to follow are gonna go across to West Africa, Ivory Coast sort of area, and potentially meet another tribe. He'll then build his empire from there.]
Uggnar's cave is fairly small, but close to the centre of the tribelands, and just north of the river.
[My plan is that Uggnar, his family, and whoever else choose to follow are gonna go across to West Africa, Ivory Coast sort of area, and potentially meet another tribe. He'll then build his empire from there.]
*think that Hirla is going to eventually, when their tribe hopefully gets big enough they need to move, will go north and begin to expand in the sort of Egypt/middle east area, if not a bit more south.*
Uggnar's cave is fairly small, but close to the centre of the tribelands, and just north of the river.
[My plan is that Uggnar, his family, and whoever else choose to follow are gonna go across to West Africa, Ivory Coast sort of area, and potentially meet another tribe. He'll then build his empire from there.]
*think that Hirla is going to eventually, when their tribe hopefully gets big enough they need to move, will go north and begin to expand in the sort of Egypt/middle east area, if not a bit more south.*
[We'll have to expand into Europe or Asia before America obviously, unless we go over during an Ice Age. I've not got my eye on any particular area, but if Himy's after the Mediterranean eventually and you want England, I'll think of maybe doing either Northern/Eastern Europe and then maybe spread to Asia, but I'm just gonna take the game as it goes y'know?]
Ooga looks up from the ground (he's searching for big sticks) and scratches his head. "Why me do dat?"
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Uggnar growls. She's got a point. 'No!' He yells, and tries to formulate a rebuttal, but her skull even has decorations. 'I need no help!' He then turns back around and walks back into his cave, the view inside blocked by the animal skins over the entrance. Inside, Uggnar's wife and eight children are resting. They are young, and having eight children would be impressive, if Uggnar had not previously had twice as many, who then perished in a variety of deadly and unavoidable ways, such as a hangnail or eating dinosaur faeces.
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'What own tribe be like?'
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Sae, bothered by the commotion, makes the ‘why’ gesture again before clapping his hands together once. Translation: Why loud?
Somewhere between a genius and a moron.
Hirla laughs and points at Uggnar as he flees, even throwing a rock at him, though she misses slightly.
*this won’t happen for a while, but I’m just thinking of what her next statblock should be… I was thinking something like either just a guard or a scout or something*
“This tribe, but better! Better in all ways! Whatever you want own tribe to be like!”
'Hah, sound good! Have cave we could use?'
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Uggnar, inside the cave, is planning his next moves. After such humiliation in the tribe centre, he feels his only possible option is to relocate. Stirring his wife and children, Uggnar says 'Come. We leave. There are not good things here. Gooder things if we follow river. We leave nightfall.' He then curls up in his furs and waits out the rest of the afternoon, ignoring the taunting and developments outside.
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Ooga begins pushing a giant boulder to show his strength to the rest of the tribe.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(I gotta say guys, I am VERY happy about how successful this turned out. Three pages in 2 hours is wild, glad you guys are enjoying it, looking forward to the later developments!]
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Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
“Large cave! To myself! We can expand later, lots of food! Me show way!”
Hirla shows them to the cave she lives in alone, a giant cave enough for thirty people, covered in cave paintings. Hidden by foliage and near a pond, it’s about a mile from the main tribe’s cave.
'Woah, this cool! What your name?'
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“Hirla! What yours?“
Uggnar's cave is fairly small, but close to the centre of the tribelands, and just north of the river.
[My plan is that Uggnar, his family, and whoever else choose to follow are gonna go across to West Africa, Ivory Coast sort of area, and potentially meet another tribe. He'll then build his empire from there.]
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Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
'San'
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*think that Hirla is going to eventually, when their tribe hopefully gets big enough they need to move, will go north and begin to expand in the sort of Egypt/middle east area, if not a bit more south.*
“Good Name! About names… we need tribe name! How about Rota! Rosetta?”
'Sound good! No big cat where cave is, right? Got hurt by one, had to run. Not like'. San points to a scratch on his left cheek- three claw marks
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[We'll have to expand into Europe or Asia before America obviously, unless we go over during an Ice Age. I've not got my eye on any particular area, but if Himy's after the Mediterranean eventually and you want England, I'll think of maybe doing either Northern/Eastern Europe and then maybe spread to Asia, but I'm just gonna take the game as it goes y'know?]
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Sparkles: Aasimar Monk: Drakkenheim: What's In The Here And Now
Angus Ayrshire: Minotaur Celestial Sorcerer: Yawning Portal - Mad Mage
DMing A Land Of Bone And Oblivion, The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
“No big cat. Big bird! Big no flight bird! A Dino!”