No fighting on the holy ground that you currently stand on. Those who fail to comply with this rule will be plane shifted to Carceri. The Bagel Lord frowns upon those who sow discord in his cult.
Ranks
The Bagel Archpriests: MonksAreGreat70, TheTrueJester2. The job of the Archpriests is to guide all of you to true Bagelic Enligtenment
The Bagel Priests: Druid_Dragon312, himynamesare. There can be up to three Bagel Priests at once, each of them given the title by the Archpriest. Lead the cult in the Archpriest’s absence and act as the court system
The Bagel Bakers: Shiverquill, AnnoyedCecaelia. These are those who have been given the sacred duty to prepare the bagels that the cult is built on.
Bagel Paladin: AgateElk8337. The Bagel Paladins are given the sacred duty to protect all of the Bagel Cult’s members, from the lowliest Acolyte to the Priests and Archpriest.
Bagel Cultist: none currently. manage the day to day politics and such, leaders of the common populace.
Bagel Acolytes:those who have not found favor in the Bagel Lord’s eyes quite yet, or those who have been demoted from a higher station. Do most of the menial work to keep the Bagel Cult steady.
People can be promoted or demoted only by someone of higher ranking than themselves.
Monks, I would like to say I believe I should be Bagel Archpriest, for many reason. Like I am the founder of the very Idea of Bagels that led to this very thread.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
I created the vessel in which the idea of the bagel cult was born, but i see your point. You shall be bagel Archpriest, on the condition that i am a Bagel Priest that cannot be demoted. Deal?
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
I created the vessel in which the idea of the bagel cult was born, but i see your point. You shall be bagel Archpriest, on the condition that i am a Bagel Priest that cannot be demoted. Deal?
How about CO Archpriest, We both our an important part of the cult's existence.
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What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
I created the vessel in which the idea of the bagel cult was born, but i see your point. You shall be bagel Archpriest, on the condition that i am a Bagel Priest that cannot be demoted. Deal?
How about CO Archpriest, We both our an important part of the cult's existence.
Deal
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
The Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult requests an alliance with the Bagel Cult.
Clay bagels perhaps?
(Btw by extension this will also be an alliance with everyone else Jeff is allied with, aka the Dragonclub, the warlocks, and the Undertale cult when it comes out)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
I also offer an alliance. My Bard College, the College of Shiver, who are already allied with the Archfey's Warlocks, offers the Bagel Cult business in the school cafeteria!
I love bagels! However, I do like other breakfast foods better. But back to the point: I love bagels!
Also, since alliances seem to have be offered, I'd like to offer one of my own. I, Ragnaris of the Dragon Club, would like to offer you an alliance with one of the strongest cults on the threads!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I love bagels! However, I do like other breakfast foods better. But back to the point: I love bagels!
Also, since alliances seem to have be offered, I'd like to offer one of my own. I, Ragnaris of the Dragon Club, would like to offer you an alliance with one of the strongest cults on the threads!
Hmmm. Do I lose the bounty on my head?
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Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I love bagels! However, I do like other breakfast foods better. But back to the point: I love bagels!
Also, since alliances seem to have be offered, I'd like to offer one of my own. I, Ragnaris of the Dragon Club, would like to offer you an alliance with one of the strongest cults on the threads!
Hmmm. Do I lose the bounty on my head?
You'll have to take that up with Awe. I take all my orders from them.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
The Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult requests an alliance with the Bagel Cult.
Clay bagels perhaps?
(Btw by extension this will also be an alliance with everyone else Jeff is allied with, aka the Dragonclub, the warlocks, and the Undertale cult when it comes out)
I also offer an alliance. My Bard College, the College of Shiver, who are already allied with the Archfey's Warlocks, offers the Bagel Cult business in the school cafeteria!
I love bagels! However, I do like other breakfast foods better. But back to the point: I love bagels!
Also, since alliances seem to have be offered, I'd like to offer one of my own. I, Ragnaris of the Dragon Club, would like to offer you an alliance with one of the strongest cults on the threads!
As one of the Archpriests, I accept all of your alliances. May we crush our enemies together, because two bagels are better than one!
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
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I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
I humbly ask to be given the title of Bagle Paladin! A powerful dragon such as I would relentlessly protect this cult, no matter the danger to myself!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
Thank you, I promise to create all the wonderous bagels this cult shall ever need! I did sprinkle in a little bardic glamour to my speech, and I thank you also for accepting our alliance with the College!
I humbly ask to be given the title of Bagle Paladin! A powerful dragon such as I would relentlessly protect this cult, no matter the danger to myself!
Grant, be the power vested in the truth of the Bagel, YOU ARE A BAGEL PALADIN!
Yay!
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
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Welcome, all you bagel fanatics, to the Bagel Cult!
Inspired by the Demonweb, which you can access with this handy dandy link.
No fighting on the holy ground that you currently stand on. Those who fail to comply with this rule will be plane shifted to Carceri. The Bagel Lord frowns upon those who sow discord in his cult.
Ranks
The Bagel Archpriests: MonksAreGreat70, TheTrueJester2. The job of the Archpriests is to guide all of you to true Bagelic Enligtenment
The Bagel Priests: Druid_Dragon312, himynamesare. There can be up to three Bagel Priests at once, each of them given the title by the Archpriest. Lead the cult in the Archpriest’s absence and act as the court system
The Bagel Bakers: Shiverquill, AnnoyedCecaelia. These are those who have been given the sacred duty to prepare the bagels that the cult is built on.
Bagel Paladin: AgateElk8337. The Bagel Paladins are given the sacred duty to protect all of the Bagel Cult’s members, from the lowliest Acolyte to the Priests and Archpriest.
Bagel Cultist: none currently. manage the day to day politics and such, leaders of the common populace.
Bagel Acolytes:those who have not found favor in the Bagel Lord’s eyes quite yet, or those who have been demoted from a higher station. Do most of the menial work to keep the Bagel Cult steady.
People can be promoted or demoted only by someone of higher ranking than themselves.
Allied with:Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult,The College of Shiver,The Dragon Club
May you all find Bagelic Enlightenment!
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Monks, I would like to say I believe I should be Bagel Archpriest, for many reason. Like I am the founder of the very Idea of Bagels that led to this very thread.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
I created the vessel in which the idea of the bagel cult was born, but i see your point. You shall be bagel Archpriest, on the condition that i am a Bagel Priest that cannot be demoted. Deal?
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
How about CO Archpriest, We both our an important part of the cult's existence.
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Deal
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
Could I be a Bagel Priest?
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
BAGELS. I wish to be a bagel priest.
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
I shall gladly take upon the role of Bagel Baker. I shall weave delicious circular symphonies of dough and cinnamon, raisins and sesame seeds, and pull only the ripest ingredients from the Bagel Lord's Earth to make such incredible delights. My apron will be stained with the tears of angels that shall weep at the mere scent of my culinary skills, and my kitchen shall be a temple and shrine to all things round and delicious. Ancient feasts of elder days gone by will not compare to single meal with my bagels, for they shall ascend even the most measly of breakfasts into a shining and glorious example of man's true capabilities to eat. My work as an artisan shall be sacred and untouched; only the wisest and most astute disciples may even glimpse my secret recipe, and those apprentices who are welcomed into the halls of my bakery shall be enshrined in the cook books for generations to come.
TL:DR: I wanna be a Bagel Baker please
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
The Jeff The Evil Roomba Cult requests an alliance with the Bagel Cult.
Clay bagels perhaps?
(Btw by extension this will also be an alliance with everyone else Jeff is allied with, aka the Dragonclub, the warlocks, and the Undertale cult when it comes out)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
I also offer an alliance. My Bard College, the College of Shiver, who are already allied with the Archfey's Warlocks, offers the Bagel Cult business in the school cafeteria!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
I love bagels! However, I do like other breakfast foods better. But back to the point: I love bagels!
Also, since alliances seem to have be offered, I'd like to offer one of my own. I, Ragnaris of the Dragon Club, would like to offer you an alliance with one of the strongest cults on the threads!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Hmmm. Do I lose the bounty on my head?
Yo, I'm Himy (He/him) not as active as I use to be, but I'm here from time to time. I don't got much else to say.
"From the stars of the inner sea, from the tower of insight, from the four corners of paradise, let them know; their story is filled with blessings. Only those free of sin may pass... Garden of Avalon!”
”The elements coalesce, amalgamate, and bring forth the star that interweaves all creation. Bow down with death! Enuma Elish!”
You'll have to take that up with Awe. I take all my orders from them.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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I see the Bagel Lord’s influence on you. A bagel priest you shall be!
i see the Bagel Lord shines upon you as well. Your wish has been granted!
As one of the Archpriests, I accept all of your alliances. May we crush our enemies together, because two bagels are better than one!
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
But we have not forgotten about you. Your skill with words brought tears to my eyes (did you bard magic it?), and i accept you as our first Bagel Baker!
I’m a decent DM and an above average rules lawyer
I have several complete Pokedexes | I may be stupid, but at least I’m not smart!
Stay Paranoid!! My Drummer given title is… Swift as the Dragon
May the dice roll ever in your favor
I humbly ask to be given the title of Bagle Paladin! A powerful dragon such as I would relentlessly protect this cult, no matter the danger to myself!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Grant, be the power vested in the truth of the Bagel, YOU ARE A BAGEL PALADIN!
What's life without a little war to spice things up? Anyone who worries about the little things should notice the bigger picture.
I am (As drummerboy stated) The master of many faces, The unseen puppeteer, The illumination, & The unnoticed influence.
Favorite games series: Dark Souls. Shirtless Solaire. Best best game series of all time: Paper Mario. Fight me about it.
Etiam im librum scribo
Thank you, I promise to create all the wonderous bagels this cult shall ever need! I did sprinkle in a little bardic glamour to my speech, and I thank you also for accepting our alliance with the College!
Xaul Lackluster: Half-Orc Fathomless Warlock: Warlock Dragon Heist
Borvnir Chelvnich: Black Dragonborn Barbarian: Dragons of Stormwreck Isle
Pushover Gerilwitz: Tiefling Wizard: Acquisitions Incorporated
Callow Sunken-Eyes: Goliath Arctic Druid: We Are Modron
DMing The 100 Dungeons of the Blood Archivist , The Hunt for the Balowang and Surviving Tempest City!
Killer Queen has already extended this signature, though not by much!
Yay!
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Woohoo! BAGELSSSSSSSS!
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax