*5 bucks this thread dies because everyone moves onto the Percy Jackson thread*
*Yeah... it kinda already happened... and its sad, because this is so fun, but like... I don't have time to rp on here if I already am doing like four rp's at once on the percy jackson thread*
*.....maybe sometime later we can revive or revamp the thread*
*ya*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Triton shoos Abalone away. "... Demise is never inevitable. There is always a way to escape, if you are clever enough. But, anyways, state your... ultimatum."
"Okey dokey."
"King Triton of Atlatia Neron, you are required to send each of our allied kingdoms a portion of your wealth, decommission all military related structures, and not engage in any military conflict between any other factions that was not originally directed at you, or make threats in which the target is peaceful and has not directed any threats towards you. Upon failing to do any of these things, you will face imminent destruction."
He rolls up the scroll.
"I'm sort of surprised it wasn't more wordy. My legal counsel, I guess, was slacking. So?"
"... Why exactly must this happen...? What have the people of Aquagloria done besides almost being the subject of an all out war?"
"Well, I'm not sure fi you've figured this out yet, but people don't like when you threaten to collapse the economy. I mean, I'm on a barter system, but..."
"Also, y'know, cause you're rich. People don't like rich people very much. I don't know why. They targeted me recently too. You should probably accept the ultimatum."
"Hm. Those threats of economic instability... That was a thing of the past. We gave out that threat with our fins against the wall, on the brink of destruction. Speaking of the topic... you state if I do not comply with your... "ultimatum"... that the City of Vaults, Atlatius Neron, will fall. Who are you to threaten a civilization as ancient as our own...? Who are you to threaten the people favourited by the God of Tides himself, Posiedon...? Who are you to think you could stand in the way of the ocean...?"
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Triton shoos Abalone away. "... Demise is never inevitable. There is always a way to escape, if you are clever enough. But, anyways, state your... ultimatum."
"Okey dokey."
"King Triton of Atlatia Neron, you are required to send each of our allied kingdoms a portion of your wealth, decommission all military related structures, and not engage in any military conflict between any other factions that was not originally directed at you, or make threats in which the target is peaceful and has not directed any threats towards you. Upon failing to do any of these things, you will face imminent destruction."
He rolls up the scroll.
"I'm sort of surprised it wasn't more wordy. My legal counsel, I guess, was slacking. So?"
"... Why exactly must this happen...? What have the people of Aquagloria done besides almost being the subject of an all out war?"
"Well, I'm not sure fi you've figured this out yet, but people don't like when you threaten to collapse the economy. I mean, I'm on a barter system, but..."
"Also, y'know, cause you're rich. People don't like rich people very much. I don't know why. They targeted me recently too. You should probably accept the ultimatum."
"Hm. Those threats of economic instability... That was a thing of the past. We gave out that threat with our fins against the wall, on the brink of destruction. Speaking of the topic... you state if I do not comply with your... "ultimatum"... that the City of Vaults, Atlatius Neron, will fall. Who are you to threaten a civilization as ancient as our own...? Who are you to threaten the people favourited by the God of Tides himself, Posiedon...? Who are you to think you could stand in the way of the ocean...?"
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
<He's a Genie Warlock btw>
*I'm out of it, are we the largest faction?*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Triton shoos Abalone away. "... Demise is never inevitable. There is always a way to escape, if you are clever enough. But, anyways, state your... ultimatum."
"Okey dokey."
"King Triton of Atlatia Neron, you are required to send each of our allied kingdoms a portion of your wealth, decommission all military related structures, and not engage in any military conflict between any other factions that was not originally directed at you, or make threats in which the target is peaceful and has not directed any threats towards you. Upon failing to do any of these things, you will face imminent destruction."
He rolls up the scroll.
"I'm sort of surprised it wasn't more wordy. My legal counsel, I guess, was slacking. So?"
"... Why exactly must this happen...? What have the people of Aquagloria done besides almost being the subject of an all out war?"
"Well, I'm not sure fi you've figured this out yet, but people don't like when you threaten to collapse the economy. I mean, I'm on a barter system, but..."
"Also, y'know, cause you're rich. People don't like rich people very much. I don't know why. They targeted me recently too. You should probably accept the ultimatum."
"Hm. Those threats of economic instability... That was a thing of the past. We gave out that threat with our fins against the wall, on the brink of destruction. Speaking of the topic... you state if I do not comply with your... "ultimatum"... that the City of Vaults, Atlatius Neron, will fall. Who are you to threaten a civilization as ancient as our own...? Who are you to threaten the people favourited by the God of Tides himself, Posiedon...? Who are you to think you could stand in the way of the ocean...?"
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
<He's a Genie Warlock btw>
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*maybe we can get at least one great battle before this world dies*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*unfortunately, it seems that my threads are too popular that if I make two at the same time the other one starts to dieโฆ*
*if we keep posting on both of them though, this one might keep picking up steam.*
*stop having good ideas!!! lol*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
Triton shoos Abalone away. "... Demise is never inevitable. There is always a way to escape, if you are clever enough. But, anyways, state your... ultimatum."
"Okey dokey."
"King Triton of Atlatia Neron, you are required to send each of our allied kingdoms a portion of your wealth, decommission all military related structures, and not engage in any military conflict between any other factions that was not originally directed at you, or make threats in which the target is peaceful and has not directed any threats towards you. Upon failing to do any of these things, you will face imminent destruction."
He rolls up the scroll.
"I'm sort of surprised it wasn't more wordy. My legal counsel, I guess, was slacking. So?"
"... Why exactly must this happen...? What have the people of Aquagloria done besides almost being the subject of an all out war?"
"Well, I'm not sure fi you've figured this out yet, but people don't like when you threaten to collapse the economy. I mean, I'm on a barter system, but..."
"Also, y'know, cause you're rich. People don't like rich people very much. I don't know why. They targeted me recently too. You should probably accept the ultimatum."
"Hm. Those threats of economic instability... That was a thing of the past. We gave out that threat with our fins against the wall, on the brink of destruction. Speaking of the topic... you state if I do not comply with your... "ultimatum"... that the City of Vaults, Atlatius Neron, will fall. Who are you to threaten a civilization as ancient as our own...? Who are you to threaten the people favourited by the God of Tides himself, Posiedon...? Who are you to think you could stand in the way of the ocean...?"
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
<He's a Genie Warlock btw>
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
"Alright, see ya! Oh, yeah... good luck!"
<It'd be great if we just got through Gonzo's kingdom. This is a fun thread, I hope it doesn't die.>
Triton shoos Abalone away. "... Demise is never inevitable. There is always a way to escape, if you are clever enough. But, anyways, state your... ultimatum."
"Okey dokey."
"King Triton of Atlatia Neron, you are required to send each of our allied kingdoms a portion of your wealth, decommission all military related structures, and not engage in any military conflict between any other factions that was not originally directed at you, or make threats in which the target is peaceful and has not directed any threats towards you. Upon failing to do any of these things, you will face imminent destruction."
He rolls up the scroll.
"I'm sort of surprised it wasn't more wordy. My legal counsel, I guess, was slacking. So?"
"... Why exactly must this happen...? What have the people of Aquagloria done besides almost being the subject of an all out war?"
"Well, I'm not sure fi you've figured this out yet, but people don't like when you threaten to collapse the economy. I mean, I'm on a barter system, but..."
"Also, y'know, cause you're rich. People don't like rich people very much. I don't know why. They targeted me recently too. You should probably accept the ultimatum."
"Hm. Those threats of economic instability... That was a thing of the past. We gave out that threat with our fins against the wall, on the brink of destruction. Speaking of the topic... you state if I do not comply with your... "ultimatum"... that the City of Vaults, Atlatius Neron, will fall. Who are you to threaten a civilization as ancient as our own...? Who are you to threaten the people favourited by the God of Tides himself, Posiedon...? Who are you to think you could stand in the way of the ocean...?"
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
<He's a Genie Warlock btw>
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
"Alright, see ya! Oh, yeah... good luck!"
<It'd be great if we just got through Gonzo's kingdom. This is a fun thread, I hope it doesn't die.>
*... What do you mean, go through my kingdom?!?!*
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
*unfortunately, it seems that my threads are too popular that if I make two at the same time the other one starts to dieโฆ*
*if we keep posting on both of them though, this one might keep picking up steam.*
*True I'll try to help keep this one alive arch but no guarantees*
*i can help it out*
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*ya*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
"The emissary of the Noble Genie, the Marid, Zahir Al-Malik is who I am. Plus, you know, the ambassador of the largest faction on the continent."
<He's a Genie Warlock btw>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*I'm out of it, are we the largest faction?*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
"Mhm. Well. Your ultimatum has been considered by Atlatius Neron, but, it has been declined. I will not accept this ultimatum."
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*maybe we can get at least one great battle before this world dies*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*....how about we make a absurd dragon that killed the Vikings and we have to band together to save the world from it a bit of a cliche I know*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*hi!*
*Hi*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*we are trying to give this thread a final hurrah before it dies want to give idea?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*is... this already on life support?*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
SโกJ
2-13-25
*Yeah the thread seems to be dying it had a good run though*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*unfortunately, it seems that my threads are too popular that if I make two at the same time the other one starts to dieโฆ*
*if we keep posting on both of them though, this one might keep picking up steam.*
*stop having good ideas!!! lol*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
SโกJ
2-13-25
*True I'll try to help keep this one alive arch but no guarantees*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
"Alright, see ya! Oh, yeah... good luck!"
<It'd be great if we just got through Gonzo's kingdom. This is a fun thread, I hope it doesn't die.>
Roll for Initiative: [roll]1d20+7[/roll]
Proud member of the EVIL JEFF CULT! PRAISE JEFF!
Homebrew Races: HERE Homebrew Spells: HERE Homebrew Monsters: HERE
MORE OF ME! (And platypodes/platypi/platypuses) (Extended signature)
*... What do you mean, go through my kingdom?!?!*
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*Lmao *
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*i can help it out*
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /Moderator of Vinstreb School for the Gifted /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Fun Fact: i gain more power the more you post on my forum threads. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*i wish more people were active on forums*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread