i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
GreenWormGeluk says, “I think I remember how to conjure the luck god here.”
GreenWormGeluk strains, and successfully become a yellow worm (still the size of a purple worm btw)
*I don’t think there’s ever been a rp that lasted this long*
*me neither
Fauer says “you can conjure a god!!?”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
GreenWormGeluk says, “I think I remember how to conjure the luck god here.”
GreenWormGeluk strains, and successfully become a yellow worm (still the size of a purple worm btw)
*I don’t think there’s ever been a rp that lasted this long*
*me neither
Fauer says “you can conjure a god!!?”
YellowWormGeluk scoffs, “you can’t? Check this out.”
He begins uttering words of holy holiness…
…and conjures a trout.
Feuer laughs! “That’s not a god, it’s a trout!” then the trout starts floating in the air. “I am the demon prince of fish. You dare mock my power. Say 1 reason I should not send you to 2000 years of imprisonment in the abyss!
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
GreenWormGeluk says, “I think I remember how to conjure the luck god here.”
GreenWormGeluk strains, and successfully become a yellow worm (still the size of a purple worm btw)
*I don’t think there’s ever been a rp that lasted this long*
*me neither
Fauer says “you can conjure a god!!?”
YellowWormGeluk scoffs, “you can’t? Check this out.”
He begins uttering words of holy holiness…
…and conjures a trout.
Feuer laughs! “That’s not a god, it’s a trout!” then the trout starts floating in the air. “I am the demon prince of fish. You dare mock my power. Say 1 reason I should not send you to 2000 years of imprisonment in the abyss!
YellowWormGeluk proceeds to say, “Because we run a charity dedicated to the preservation and propagation of endangered fish species worldwide. We have contributed to the conservation of over 40,000 species who would’ve gone extinct without us.”
Rolling deception (advantage and +57 bonus from clover): 68
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
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Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bitabout me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
The elf says “I could kill you.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
“HOLY PROVIDENCE LOOK UPWARDS. A DOUBLE F***ING RAINBOW DONUT!!”There is indeed a double rainbow ring directly above us.
feuer looks up. "well that's rare."
“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
GreenWormGeluk says, “I think I remember how to conjure the luck god here.”
GreenWormGeluk strains, and successfully become a yellow worm (still the size of a purple worm btw)
*I don’t think there’s ever been a rp that lasted this long*
*me neither
Fauer says “you can conjure a god!!?”
YellowWormGeluk scoffs, “you can’t? Check this out.”
He begins uttering words of holy holiness…
…and conjures a trout.
Feuer laughs! “That’s not a god, it’s a trout!” then the trout starts floating in the air. “I am the demon prince of fish. You dare mock my power. Say 1 reason I should not send you to 2000 years of imprisonment in the abyss!
YellowWormGeluk proceeds to say, “Because we run a charity dedicated to the preservation and propagation of endangered fish species worldwide. We have contributed to the conservation of over 40,000 species who would’ve gone extinct without us.”
Rolling deception (advantage and +57 bonus from clover): 68
The demonic trout says “hmm. Good point, why not come work for me?? You would get money,, and be able to help me flood humanity of the planet!” Feuer telapthicaly says “should we play along? If he floods humanity, he should probably try to stop.”
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i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
You see a young woman walks into the bar. She is a moderately tall elven woman with raven-black hair, stormy gray eyes, and skin as white as snow. She carries a notebook of a sort under one arm, a satchel swung across her back, and a wand tucked at her belt.
a elf with a red hood and vest walks up. "hello."
*may i try to steal from your character?
*Sure! I’ll roll perception… 25*
You catch me about to grab the book in your arm. “Uh, howdy?
“Why were you trying to steal from me?”
“Because I can?” He takes a step backwards. “Because you seamed like a good target.”
“I’m generally not. Ok, who are you really?”
“I’m the villain. I embraced that role.” He tries to grab the book again. *I got a 10 in strength to try to grab it
*I got a… 19.*
”Seriously? What debts do you need to pay off? If you really wanted to be a villain, there are better schemes than trying to take someone’s book.”
The elf says “I could kill you.”
She looks uninterested. “And what would you gain from that? A few coppers and a worthless notebook?”
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Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bitabout me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
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“Must be the 57 leaf clover…hmmmmm”
BlueWormGeluk tries to change back to normal, but just becomes a green worm.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Feuer looks at the 57 leaf clover then at the rainbows. “We should probably go to the end of the rainbows.”feuer starts heading toward the rainbows.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
GreenWormGeluk swiftly follows
*srry for the big wait*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*it’s okay
when we get to the rain bows fauer tries to step on the rainbow, only to find out that the rainbow is not a physical object.
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
GreenWormGeluk says, “I think I remember how to conjure the luck god here.”
GreenWormGeluk strains, and successfully become a yellow worm (still the size of a purple worm btw)
*I don’t think there’s ever been a rp that lasted this long*
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
*me neither
Fauer says “you can conjure a god!!?”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
YellowWormGeluk scoffs, “you can’t? Check this out.”
He begins uttering words of holy holiness…
…and conjures a trout.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Feuer laughs! “That’s not a god, it’s a trout!”
then the trout starts floating in the air. “I am the demon prince of fish. You dare mock my power. Say 1 reason I should not send you to 2000 years of imprisonment in the abyss!
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
YellowWormGeluk proceeds to say, “Because we run a charity dedicated to the preservation and propagation of endangered fish species worldwide. We have contributed to the conservation of over 40,000 species who would’ve gone extinct without us.”
Rolling deception (advantage and +57 bonus from clover): 68
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
The elf says “I could kill you.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
The demonic trout says “hmm. Good point, why not come work for me?? You would get money,, and be able to help me flood humanity of the planet!”
Feuer telapthicaly says “should we play along? If he floods humanity, he should probably try to stop.”
i am a god who is trapped in a cartoon, with saws for hands (and feet)!! active on I CAST....! and Jeff the Evil Roomba Cult, as well as planning to make my own cult.
alignment: chaotic good.
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=20&srsltid=AfmBOooRkd7DyJ7F_a6PnbfKQ69VPiDjZJBdpetul5PJfECJVllwp_YO
She looks uninterested. “And what would you gain from that? A few coppers and a worthless notebook?”
Hello! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
A chaotic mess, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and the theatre. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…