Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Just give someone a toothpick, and they'll die even more surely than if you cut off their head.
Glad you liked it :)
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(discussing a warhammer that was used to kill Yeenoghu)
"It's called Witherhorde, but I'm considering changing it to Slapstick."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
So far on: that’s not what the player meant! Horril flirted a zombie to death and Valen shot himself!
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
druid:what if we gave the king (insert deadly magic deisese here) to kill him
my pc who is a doctor:i do not like that idea at all that seems like a really bad idea
bard:i do not care im gonna feed them my liver to kill them with biology
paladin: im pretty sure that would break the (our setting alternative to the geneva convention)
Okay, believe it or not, we had a similar conversation over a year ago in a planning group chat for Alexarthur's campaign. We settled on using highly toxic flowers instead. It did not go well. XD
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Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
"Of course she wants those emeralds- they're the second highest rarity in Minecraft."
"Wrong game."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Paraphrased from a stream: *after the Artificer used Disguise Self to look like a new player's Druid's most dear old friend he hadn't seen in decades, and the Artificer eventually had to own up to the deception after the Druid started to get overemotional.*
Druid: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I INTRODUCED MYSELF DRESSED AS YOUR DEAD PARENTS?!" Artificer: "I'm sorry! I thought it was a good idea at the time to make you feel better around us." *to the other players* "Hey! Don't look at me like that!" Druid: "NO!! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT!!"
(EDIT: The old friend was the one who sent the original party on a task that eventually led them to unexpectedly cross paths with the Druid who joined the party.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
CharacterGod: "Mortals have such odd mating rituals..."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
CharacterGod2: "Mortals have such odd mating rituals..."
Fixed.
LOL thanks
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
(Two thugs shamble into the Sorcerers room in the middle of the night)
Thug: (raising club) “The Zhentarim sends their regards”.
Storm Sorcerer: “NOPE.”
(proceeds to Thunderwave the two thugs, and zips out of the room)
Just give someone a toothpick, and they'll die even more surely than if you cut off their head.
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Glad you liked it :)
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
(discussing a warhammer that was used to kill Yeenoghu)
"It's called Witherhorde, but I'm considering changing it to Slapstick."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
So far on: that’s not what the player meant! Horril flirted a zombie to death and Valen shot himself!
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Why are hyenas so annoying?
They always want the last laugh.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"You know, many of these plants look underage. Definitely not old enough to drink."
Nikolai Buckman | vampire | bard
Solace Redgrove | tiefling | bard
Okay, believe it or not, we had a similar conversation over a year ago in a planning group chat for Alexarthur's campaign. We settled on using highly toxic flowers instead. It did not go well. XD
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
how many people get this
ymiat: harold
"Of course she wants those emeralds- they're the second highest rarity in Minecraft."
"Wrong game."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Paraphrased from a stream:
*after the Artificer used Disguise Self to look like a new player's Druid's most dear old friend he hadn't seen in decades, and the Artificer eventually had to own up to the deception after the Druid started to get overemotional.*
Druid: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I INTRODUCED MYSELF DRESSED AS YOUR DEAD PARENTS?!"
Artificer: "I'm sorry! I thought it was a good idea at the time to make you feel better around us." *to the other players* "Hey! Don't look at me like that!"
Druid: "NO!! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT!!"
(EDIT: The old friend was the one who sent the original party on a task that eventually led them to unexpectedly cross paths with the Druid who joined the party.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
“What do you mean, she doesn’t have a nose ring!?” (See my quote on page 43)
DM: ”Who should the roc kill before he leave?”
PC 1: “[the final boss].”
DM: ”No.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"It seems the squirrels have taken over the (name of skyship)."
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
"We do exist."
"How do you know that's true?"
Character proceeds to lick Character2
"STOP!"
"I'm proving we exist!"
CharacterGod: "Mortals have such odd mating rituals..."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Fixed.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
LOL thanks
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Player 1: Ah!!! Kill it with fire! I don't think anyone has fire! How does no-one have fire?
Player 2: I set it on fire
Player 1: Oh yes. I forgot torches exist
Zepper, aasimar bard, has never told a lie or mislead someone in their life. Is trying to remove all secrets from the world.
Temerity, teifling, Way of the Drunken Master pirate monk. She left for 1 month, and now has to save her (big) brothers from a cult.
Player1: Your trying to borrow the Pegasus you just tried to eat
player2: That was in my evil form