Ferrin's(wizard) player here! He was built less for stats and more around the 'condition' mentioned in previous posts. So his physical stats are absolutely terrible.
Well that makes sense. It is a very interesting condition. I will usually dump Strength and (to a lesser extent) Constitution, but never Dex. It's too important in my opinion.
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Ferrin's(wizard) player here! He was built less for stats and more around the 'condition' mentioned in previous posts. So his physical stats are absolutely terrible.
Well that makes sense. It is a very interesting condition. I will usually dump Strength and (to a lesser extent) Constitution, but never Dex. It's too important in my opinion.
Oh, I completely get it. I usually try not to on other characters I make but it made sense given his backstory/current condition.
It just means I gotta hide inside the buildings more often, lol. But I have a plan to work around this in the future.
Ferrin is a fun character to play with, even super squishy as he is. Having two healers in the party definitely helps, too. Also, our characters were all built with standard array stats, so that put a certain limit on them all to begin with.
Player (and fiance), reading up on Inspiration: "It says here that the DM can grant inspiration whenever they decide someon'es done something particularly good! You must be really hard to impress, you've never given me inspiration!"
Me: "What do you think was worthy of inspiration?"
Player:" When I jumped my horse onto a boat!"
Me: "oh, you mean when you got yourself and your horse washed into a sewers, which I then had to design more thoroughly than I had ever expected so that I could work out where and how you could get the horse back out? Instead of just jumping off the horse and onto the boat yourself?"
Player: "... well, everything sounds bad when you put it like that!"
Warlock: “We destroyed your superweapon, we’re goin’ ta stop the Frostmaiden, ‘an when we’re finished with that, we’re comin’ ta kill YOU. How d’ya like that!?”
(silence)
Asmodeus: (swoons) “Seven heavens…that was HOT…we’ll be in touch.”
DM: “The lumbering mechanical dragon descends upon you, lashing out with both it’s claws, raking across your mid-section…before it’s tail whips around, striking across your body and sending it corkscrewing into the snow.”
DM: “The lumbering mechanical dragon descends upon you, lashing out with both it’s claws, raking across your mid-section…before it’s tail whips around, striking across your body and sending it corkscrewing into the snow.”
Sorcerer: “…”
Sorcerer: “….one HP left.”
There is a skit out there where one of the players is a Rules Lawyer. All the others are RPing how he's near death and he keeps citing how he can do all the same things as if he were full health. The Goliath smacks the guy in the back of the head and incapacitates the guy. "He was annoying me."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
This is not from a campaign. This is a confession from right now.
I've been creating characters on DDB for a long while. Last year, a new set of races appeared and I just assumed they were promotional or something and would disappear.
Today, I learned that I bought VGtM with TCoE and completely forgot about VGtM that explains why I've been seeing extra options.
I've lost my tiny, little mind. It's gone. I don't know where it's gone. I probably purchased a bucket and put it in there and forgot that I own a bucket or something.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
This is not from a campaign. This is a confession from right now.
I've been creating characters on DDB for a long while. Last year, a new set of races appeared and I just assumed they were promotional or something and would disappear.
Today, I learned that I bought VGtM with TCoE and completely forgot about VGtM that explains why I've been seeing extra options.
I've lost my tiny, little mind. It's gone. I don't know where it's gone. I probably purchased a bucket and put it in there and forgot that I own a bucket or something.
...Wow. Just wow.
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This is not from a campaign. This is a confession from right now.
I've been creating characters on DDB for a long while. Last year, a new set of races appeared and I just assumed they were promotional or something and would disappear.
Today, I learned that I bought VGtM with TCoE and completely forgot about VGtM that explains why I've been seeing extra options.
I've lost my tiny, little mind. It's gone. I don't know where it's gone. I probably purchased a bucket and put it in there and forgot that I own a bucket or something.
Welcome to the club! Hope you enjoy your stay! If you'd like, I could go ahead and find your mind so I can hide it in a better position so it stays lost longer.
Well that makes sense. It is a very interesting condition. I will usually dump Strength and (to a lesser extent) Constitution, but never Dex. It's too important in my opinion.
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Oh, I completely get it. I usually try not to on other characters I make but it made sense given his backstory/current condition.
It just means I gotta hide inside the buildings more often, lol. But I have a plan to work around this in the future.
Ferrin is a fun character to play with, even super squishy as he is. Having two healers in the party definitely helps, too. Also, our characters were all built with standard array stats, so that put a certain limit on them all to begin with.
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Player (and fiance), reading up on Inspiration: "It says here that the DM can grant inspiration whenever they decide someon'es done something particularly good! You must be really hard to impress, you've never given me inspiration!"
Me: "What do you think was worthy of inspiration?"
Player:" When I jumped my horse onto a boat!"
Me: "oh, you mean when you got yourself and your horse washed into a sewers, which I then had to design more thoroughly than I had ever expected so that I could work out where and how you could get the horse back out? Instead of just jumping off the horse and onto the boat yourself?"
Player: "... well, everything sounds bad when you put it like that!"
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Warlock: “We destroyed your superweapon, we’re goin’ ta stop the Frostmaiden, ‘an when we’re finished with that, we’re comin’ ta kill YOU. How d’ya like that!?”
(silence)
Asmodeus: (swoons) “Seven heavens…that was HOT…we’ll be in touch.”
DM: “The lumbering mechanical dragon descends upon you, lashing out with both it’s claws, raking across your mid-section…before it’s tail whips around, striking across your body and sending it corkscrewing into the snow.”
Sorcerer: “…”
Sorcerer: “….one HP left.”
There is a skit out there where one of the players is a Rules Lawyer. All the others are RPing how he's near death and he keeps citing how he can do all the same things as if he were full health. The Goliath smacks the guy in the back of the head and incapacitates the guy. "He was annoying me."
EDIT: Found it.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Me: "I want to try and tame a vulture."
DM: "Roll animal handling."
Me: Gets 5
DM: "The vulture doesn't like you and flaps away."
Some time later
Me: "I wanna try and get a vulture again."
DM: "Roll animal handling."
Me: Gets 2
DM: "The vultures are now scared of you and think you're a weirdo. You know how creepy you must be for VULTURES to be scared of you?!"'
The rest of the party then laughed for like 5 minutes straight. Another member says, "I wanna try and tame a vulture too." They get a nat 1.
DM: "Sick of these weirdos coming up and trying to tame them, they fly down on you guys and start whaling on you, driving you out of the town."
People die everyday. What's one more?
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This is not from a campaign. This is a confession from right now.
I've been creating characters on DDB for a long while. Last year, a new set of races appeared and I just assumed they were promotional or something and would disappear.
Today, I learned that I bought VGtM with TCoE and completely forgot about VGtM that explains why I've been seeing extra options.
I've lost my tiny, little mind. It's gone. I don't know where it's gone. I probably purchased a bucket and put it in there and forgot that I own a bucket or something.
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
...Wow. Just wow.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
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Me, the DM: "No, you can't buy 18 pounds of sugar."
My players: "You're right, we aren't Buying it"
Me realising what they mean: SON OF-
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*I found this, now you will destroyed by my stupidity from my campaigns*
Malcom (DM): Kelipso stumbles upon a mimic at the end of the corridor
Me: *me imagining kelipso stumbling directly into the mimic*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Allison: Bennett goes over and taps on kelipso shoulder
Me: Kelipso Looks up to meet their eyes
Allison: Bennett promptly turns around and chickens out on asking
Me: THIS IS MY LOVE LIFE
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
DM:No. You can't do that
Me: Come on, let me roll.
DM: Sighs, fine...
Me: Nat 20
DM: God da- fine. You successfully kick flip your horse
Me: Woooo! The memes live on!
DM: I am this close to kicking you out
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
(party is high-speed sledding through the frozen north)
THUMP.
Sorcerer: “What was that!?”
(Warlock looks over behind the sled)
Warlock: “I think we just hit a mindflayer.”
Warlock: “I would like to make the laser rifle my Pact weapon.”
DM: “You…can absolutely do that, wow.”
(Warlock fires off radiant shot into the wilderness)
Warlock: “This…is who I am now.”
(party interrogating a maximum-security prisoner)
Warlock: “Right, so here’s how this is going to go: I’m going to ask you five questions, an’ you’re going to answer them, got it?”
Prisoner: “No.”
Warlock: “Is that…that you don’t understand? Or that you aren’t cooperating?”
Prisoner: “Yes.”
Warlock: “Which is it?”
Prisoner: “Neither.”
Warlock: “You think you’re pretty funny, don’t you?”
Prisoner: “Yes…you have one question left.”