“Each sailor on this vessel must be trained to spontaneously sing a musical number; or they will be tossed overboard.”
this seems one hundred percent reasonable
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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The Paladin-artificer and Cleric who have disguised themselves to avoid being detected, and on entering a town in the late evening: "Ok, remember, stay quiet and out of sight!"
The werebear barbarian: *Climbs on top of the buildings in bear form*
The chaotic monk and warlock: *Breaks into an apothecaries to steal/buy health potions, and wakes up the guard-bear, and then gets involved in a chase in the street to escape*
The werebear barbarian: *talks to the bear in bear, and then proceeds to dance down the street, as a bear, in front of many very confused dwarves*
the Paladin Artificer and Cleric: *continue through the town, acting as if they do not know these people.*
"I had an intelligence score of 1 a couple minutes ago and even I saw that coming."
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=========================== Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters: Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Retired Adventurer: "Can't say I've ever met a talking dog in armor before."
Ardling Corgi: "You can either admit that you have abused substances within the last few hours; or that this world is strange & has more surprises in store for you...either way; it seems we have goblins to slay."
Retired Adventurer: "...now THAT'S something I can get behind!"
Context: The artificer, monk, and warlock have split from the cleric & barbarian to infiltrate and release the animals from an animal fighting tent in a market. The Artificer started by casting Fly.
Cleric, looking back to see the tent is on fire, collapsing, with people running from it screaming and the artificer flying straight upward out of the top: "I leave them alone for 5 MINUTES!"
Me, DM: "Actually, it's been exactly ten minutes." *slowly shifts gaze to pointedly look at the artificers player.*
Artificer player: "Oh no."
Artificer, as their fly spell runs out in mid-air: "Oh no."
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
That is on par with "If you have a headache just bash you head against a wall, you will be to busy with your actual head pain to notice your headache."
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"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
“Each sailor on this vessel must be trained to spontaneously sing a musical number; or they will be tossed overboard.”
this seems one hundred percent reasonable
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
quote from Romantically Apocalyptic by Vitaly S Alexius
Chaotic good fighter said to my halfling thief... "Keep pissing me off and I'll cut you into quarterlings..."
“Why are you asking him about the eyeballs?” “Well, because he smells like internal organs.”
No context will be given.
I would have assumed that applies on every ship
The Paladin-artificer and Cleric who have disguised themselves to avoid being detected, and on entering a town in the late evening: "Ok, remember, stay quiet and out of sight!"
The werebear barbarian: *Climbs on top of the buildings in bear form*
The chaotic monk and warlock: *Breaks into an apothecaries to steal/buy health potions, and wakes up the guard-bear, and then gets involved in a chase in the street to escape*
The werebear barbarian: *talks to the bear in bear, and then proceeds to dance down the street, as a bear, in front of many very confused dwarves*
the Paladin Artificer and Cleric: *continue through the town, acting as if they do not know these people.*
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
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yes yes abuse the goth girl
i ask dumb question
"I had an intelligence score of 1 a couple minutes ago and even I saw that coming."
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Laugh at life or life will laugh at you.
Current D&D Characters:
Kromen Flintfist, Hill Dwarf Order of the Scribes Wizard/Armorer Artificer
Eiphrok, Half-Orc Oath of Glory Paladin/Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
Love it. XD
Shame there isn’t a Wisdom-equivalent condition…a “Perception” line seems like it would get aching to be used.
Retired Adventurer: "Can't say I've ever met a talking dog in armor before."
Ardling Corgi: "You can either admit that you have abused substances within the last few hours; or that this world is strange & has more surprises in store for you...either way; it seems we have goblins to slay."
Retired Adventurer: "...now THAT'S something I can get behind!"
Yusiful the Bard, approaching a suprised vecna missing his eyes holding his lute in a melee fashion "Oi! SLAP NUTS"
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.
Never anger an Australian Bard
Context: The artificer, monk, and warlock have split from the cleric & barbarian to infiltrate and release the animals from an animal fighting tent in a market. The Artificer started by casting Fly.
Cleric, looking back to see the tent is on fire, collapsing, with people running from it screaming and the artificer flying straight upward out of the top: "I leave them alone for 5 MINUTES!"
Me, DM: "Actually, it's been exactly ten minutes." *slowly shifts gaze to pointedly look at the artificers player.*
Artificer player: "Oh no."
Artificer, as their fly spell runs out in mid-air: "Oh no."
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PIG WAS A GOD??!?!??!??!?"
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Plz tell me it was called "The Baconator"
“Can I steal her peg-leg?”
If I haven’t offended you, don’t worry. I’m sure I’ll get to you eventually.
Nope. Tickles the God Pig.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
That's even better.
Imma make a cleric that worships him!
"If you have any problem, just summon a daemon. Now you have entirely different problem."
That is on par with "If you have a headache just bash you head against a wall, you will be to busy with your actual head pain to notice your headache."
"Anyone can smith at the cosmic anvil, yet only I can forge a weapon as good as thee."
My Homebrew Please click it, they have my family.