“It's a violent light?” “All light is violent if you get it bright enough!” - Freely and Avren
A great truth about light.
I mean, yes. And that means that the sun is the most agressive thing to ever exist.
The classic blunder of either mishearing or mispronouncing violet as violent.
There are bigger stars than the sun.
True in the real world. But not necessarily true in every D&D campaign.
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Reminds me of a discussion about damage types (because things negatively affected by the Sun will usually take Radiant damage - though the Sun will likely not come crashing down to do the massive amount of damage it could do in Melee range).
Player: "Poison? Everything's either resistant or invulnerable to poison. Forget poison." *later* DM: "You've been poisoned." Another player: "Apparently, not everything's resistant to poison."
(EDIT: In before: [nerdy voice] "Actually, that's more likely about having Advantage or Immunity against being Poisoned." I'm only relaying what was said, and it sounds funnier like it is.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"Everyone got arrested because I forgot about the law and committed arson"
Arson. funny story actually. The barbarian had good Charisma, and he forgot about it and killed a shopkeeper for not giving him a discount on a horse. The guard was called. Cue tiefling warlock with fireball killing half of them. More guards. they killed them all. We got the horse. (This was for the Icespire Peak campaign)
GM: You don't have any siege equipment to take this fort head-on. Creation Bard: I conjure a ballista. Forge Cleric: I Fabricate bolts. Wizard: I animate dead Dueargar as skeletons. *silence* Wizard: What? You're not going to operate that thing yourselves?
"Assuming a rectangular tarantula, how many spiders would fit in an irregular cube?"
Other spider related highlights include "Where should we put the tarantula storage unit?" and, OOC, "He'll be the next BBEG; Lord Spooderbutt Von Creepycrawly."
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- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie." Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me. I'm allergic to fireball
Well, the spider stuff came about after my players found out that they could make a ton of money from spider venom based products. They basically created a breeding grounds for them and would occasionally suit up to head out there, catch some, and milk them to make poisions and stuff. It pretty much derailed the whole campaign because their business grew into a tycoon, then a monopoly, and eventually they started a spider mafia to take out potential buisness rivals. It was great.
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Druid: "I can summon 40 elk"
Me: "okay but I only have enough feather fall spells left to get 10 elk down from this building"
Druid: "Its okay, we still have the fire elemental and two giant owls ready to go."
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Fighter: I'm not going to die stuck in this tree
(swings on vine in a attempt to get away)
DM: okay roll athletics
Fighter: easy! (rolls 1)
DM: You swing right into the giants mouth
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"I would like to eat it with a spoon."
The DM says she can't do that. She says:
"I would like to turn it into jelly and eat it with a spoon."
The DM says she doesn't have a spell that does that. She says:
"I cast the spell anyway."
The DM says that he doesn't even think that spell exists. I interupt and say:
I don't think you have a spoon..."
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Insider“It's a violent light?”
“All light is violent if you get it bright enough!” - Freely and Avren
A great truth about light.
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I mean, yes. And that means that the sun is the most agressive thing to ever exist.
The classic blunder of either mishearing or mispronouncing violet as violent.
There are bigger stars than the sun.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
True in the real world. But not necessarily true in every D&D campaign.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Reminds me of a discussion about damage types (because things negatively affected by the Sun will usually take Radiant damage - though the Sun will likely not come crashing down to do the massive amount of damage it could do in Melee range).
Player: "Poison? Everything's either resistant or invulnerable to poison. Forget poison."
*later*
DM: "You've been poisoned."
Another player: "Apparently, not everything's resistant to poison."
(EDIT: In before: [nerdy voice] "Actually, that's more likely about having Advantage or Immunity against being Poisoned." I'm only relaying what was said, and it sounds funnier like it is.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Cleric: Let's go, inn-side!
Monk: I roll down the theater stairs.
Cleric: I want to make spaghetti. *Rolls nat 1*
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Creates the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
All hail to the Accidental Spaghetti Deity
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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"NO! DON'T EAT THE GHOST!"
-one session later
"FU*^ YOU! IMMA GOD NOW!"
-Note. We had 2 barbarians. one tried to eat a ghost and died doing so. LESS THAN DAY LATER, HE HAD HIS OWN CULT!
Arson. funny story actually. The barbarian had good Charisma, and he forgot about it and killed a shopkeeper for not giving him a discount on a horse. The guard was called. Cue tiefling warlock with fireball killing half of them. More guards. they killed them all. We got the horse. (This was for the Icespire Peak campaign)
Our party is CHAOTIC.
"I want to buy some KFC."
"Meanwhile, the jellyfish." x327
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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“Shut up, Pokemon doesn’t even exist.”
RIP Tavern.
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GM: You don't have any siege equipment to take this fort head-on.
Creation Bard: I conjure a ballista.
Forge Cleric: I Fabricate bolts.
Wizard: I animate dead Dueargar as skeletons.
*silence*
Wizard: What? You're not going to operate that thing yourselves?
"Assuming a rectangular tarantula, how many spiders would fit in an irregular cube?"
Other spider related highlights include "Where should we put the tarantula storage unit?" and, OOC, "He'll be the next BBEG; Lord Spooderbutt Von Creepycrawly."
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist
"I don't want to join the order of order! I like robbing people!" (was not said by a rogue, or a person with criminal/spy background)
I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
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Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
Well, the spider stuff came about after my players found out that they could make a ton of money from spider venom based products. They basically created a breeding grounds for them and would occasionally suit up to head out there, catch some, and milk them to make poisions and stuff. It pretty much derailed the whole campaign because their business grew into a tycoon, then a monopoly, and eventually they started a spider mafia to take out potential buisness rivals. It was great.
- With all due respects, your friendly neighbourhood alchemist