also, I have more hp than that, as part of my subclass of broken homebrew

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also, I have more hp than that, as part of my subclass of broken homebrew

For my movement I fly up to you and as my Bonus Action I cast Hex upon you and then I attack you with my mighty weapon, Levi’s Justice! (4 attacks with Advantage)

1. To Hit: 54 or 40; Damage 19 slashing damage + 11 psychic damage + 5 necrotic damage.
2. To Hit: 42 or 37; Damage 19 slashing damage + 27 psychic damage + 6 necrotic damage.
3. To Hit: 46 or 42; Damage 23 slashing damage + 11 psychic damage + 6 necrotic damage.
4. To Hit: 41 or 42; Damage 26 slashing damage + 27 psychic damage + 4 necrotic damage.

“Have at thee nave!!”

187 damage total!!

I will also attack iExist with my Eldritch Blast, despite their claims of total invulnerability to everything. 

21  to hit 20 force damage. 

30  to hit 18 force damage. 

21  to hit 14 force damage. 

34  to hit 12 force damage. 

They all hit for a measly 64 damage!

I'm way too far up in the air

also, my ac is calculated without robe of the archmagi included

+instant shield

I'm 600 feet in the air

I have to eat dinner

Thats not true

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I'm immune to my own spell effects

I cast combat avatar... Make the CON save... Iexist.

Extra attack: I attack with my antimatter rifle 31 Damage: 22

GL

Automatic Hit, for 22dmg (measly, Ig, but not when you factor in favored enemy (+4), and collosus slayer 8

34 dmg, and roll the save.

Forgot to mention: Winged tarrasque: 33 22 Damage: 39 43 40 50 42

now make a dc 17 wis saving throw to not be frightened.

and a 17 dex throw to not be devoured, and cease to exist forever.54

https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/1841601-vanquisher-of-iexist-greatsword I then strike you with this. To hit: 150 Damage: You cease to exist, and cannot be brought back.

iexist does not in fact exist.

Well damn. Talk about sneak attack damage. I guess we’re done here.

Np, Sposta, I prefer to preserve peace.

Glad to hear it. iExist was a heretic and cannot be tolerated thanks to his bad SPaG.

that was mean. also no, iExists ultimate reincarnation. I stab you in the back with 50 thoughtless, maximized, multiplied focused blasts on everyone here but me

25500 damage

I cast break on iExist. Your individual atoms are spread across the multiverse. It’s homebrew

I just showed up, therefore took none of the previous damage