okay but like are you shure? i mean hiring the service of everything in the monster manual is going to cost a lot, especially monsters whoose salaries require weird shit like living victims, brains etc
also i think you might have posted this on the wrog forum, you are looking for twist the wish (unless your super power is wishing that you could have every monster in the monster manual as your servant)
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
okay but like are you shure? i mean hiring the service of everything in the monster manual is going to cost a lot, especially monsters whoose salaries require weird shit like living victims, brains etc
also i think you might have posted this on the wrog forum, you are looking for twist the wish (unless your super power is wishing that you could have every monster in the monster manual as your servant)
changed up the wording, its a superpower now
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Characters: Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive) Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive) Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive) Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive) Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
But then they focus on eating the rest of the divers around the beach and those persons wearing shiny bikinies.
I can ride my bike ..........
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Only upside-down.
I can sleep
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but only with your eyes open and also you must scream to do so
i can read even while blindfolded or with my eyes completely removed
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
But only by Braille
I can break a bone and it will painlessly heal in 5 minutes
...but nobody will let you break their bones.
I have a magic satchel...
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That telepathically screams at you endlessly
I have a chair
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I mean my bones
Yes, but the fun of the game is exploiting what is said.
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That will try to bite you every time you are in a room with it.
My cells can regenerate from any injury in less than 10 minutes
Only prison cells, though, and you have to be inside them for a crime.
I can have a loyal pet mimic
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it is not loyal to you however
my body does not deterioriate with age, my body will permanently have the biological age of an 25 year old
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
You still get the personality of a withered old geezer but try to act your physical age
I have every single being from the monster manual as my servant without paying them anything...
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
okay but like are you shure? i mean hiring the service of everything in the monster manual is going to cost a lot, especially monsters whoose salaries require weird shit like living victims, brains etc
also i think you might have posted this on the wrog forum, you are looking for twist the wish (unless your super power is wishing that you could have every monster in the monster manual as your servant)
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
changed up the wording, its a superpower now
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
...but they unionized and went on strike.
I can convince anyone that they immediately want to take off all their clothes just by looking at them...
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But you don't have eyes.
I can cause others to lose memories by saying one word.
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But the word has to be one hundred syllables long
I can change a sentence to the font and font size I want by thinking about it
But you cannot save.
My bones are unbreakable...
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After they've all been broken for the last time.
I can never have to blink
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But you can never close your eyes.
I can know someone’s deepest desires as soon as I meet them.
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