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I can telekinetically manipulate all of my dice rolls to be nat 20's

Wow. Three of us posted at the same time. Once again, I say wow.

But everyone thinks you have weighted dice

I can become Zeus

But you also get called out as a “dirty, no good, stinkin’, lyin’ cheat” and are shot by an irate 19th-century cowboy.

I never have to poo...

But only when you don't need to go.

I have the power to eat the world...

But you have to do it one atom at a time, and you don't have the power to live that long.

I speak every language.

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In Second Life.

I can breathe normally

 wait out of curiosity, do you mean he gets unlimited power once he reincarnates, or that he gets unlimited power within the online sim game i keep getting ads for called "second life"?

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I speak every language.

 but you speak all of them at once, so you say hello in every language, all spoken simultaineusly. This does not let you understand every language ether. This is just a handicap

i have an infinite supply of knives, that only appear and have mass when i need them to

But then, a pair of those knives are actually carrying a curse that allows them stabbing whoever touches them.

I have a mimic dice.

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But then, a pair of those knives are actually carrying a curse that allows them stabbing whoever touches them.

I have a mimic dice.

 but then that is an finite amount of cursed knives within an non-finite pool of knifes? the chance of drawing an cursed knife is just comically low, nearly infinitely low in fact it is infinitely low, and thats an extremely low risk of me accedentally stabbing myself with some mostly nonmagical knives? that is the least serious drawback i have seen so far

as for your own super power, you have a mimic that is currently disguised as a dice. It is currently dead, so there is no difference between it and an actual mimic, it is just a dice

i have an powerful aura that weakens any enemy within 30 ft of me, making their bones and flesh feeble and their mind clouded

Then I approach to you, and while my mind is becoming clouded and my bones&flesh are feeble, I start saying......  B---BD-BD-DBR-......BRAINS !!

I has an amulet that tracks "food".

...but only moldy, stale bread.

I can reverse gravity.

If the gravity has already been reversed 

i roll a natural 20 every time I roll a d20

But everyone thinks you’re cheating and no one wants to play with you

I have wings

That Are the size of bird wings

no one thinks I cheat(wich I don’t, I have rolled more nat 1s than a 10)

... But that is because you never play.

I can do anything with my sword!

execept for anything that would harm you or another human being, and you must know how to do a particular thing without using a sword first. You can still use it to open beer cans, cook food, etc if you learn how to do those things, so that is neat, if anyone trusts you after you do everything with a sword....

i have real-world plot armor, so the universe will protect me from harm because i am supposed to do a important thing two decades from now and i need to be alive at that point

 But you still feel pain whenever you are attacked, and the important thing never happens

I can cast Creation 9 times a day whenever I want to

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 But you still feel pain whenever you are attacked, and the important thing never happens

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 the important thing not happening is actiually quite good, since it means my plot armor will never run out

 granted, but the shadowfell does not exist irl so good luck finding the magical stuff of shadow you need to weave together to pull the spell of

also it has an reduced duration, only concentration, up to 5 minutes  

where is your superpower?