The skies grow darker as yet another, louder scream shakes the battlefield.
"What is that?" Gamer_Thirteen sends one of his Mantis Lieutenants, Pharahis, to investigate.
After a brief few seconds and another, now deafening shriek, Pharahis runs screaming in the other direction. One ominous, glowing red dot the size of a beach ball hangs in the air 40 or so feet in the air above you, dripping a glowing red fluid. The beast's form is revealed from the darkness soon after, as bright red magical runes glow all across its silksteel 'head' and four segmented arms, each tipped with a strange weapon. Another four arms, each with clawed hands at the end, unfurl from the back of the beast's central body, spreading like wings behind it.
Calamitas then turns to Jerry, hatred burning in its eye, and projects a ray of scarlet light from its core. After a while, Yvonne, now in dark steel armor with similar glowing runes, stands before him. "I've had it with this war. I've grown sick and tired of waiting for you to die, so I figured I'd get the job done myself. Then, once you're gone, I'll move on to the next cult. And the next. and the next, and I will SHOW THEM ALL ORDER!!" Yvonne then laughs, a horrifying sound that startles everyone to their core, before disappearing back into her machine.
Yvonne continues laughing maniacally as the cannons on Calamitas' arms charge up. A scarlet shield of energy surrounds it, and the skies grow darker still.
Roll initiative.
The Cataclysm stands in front of Jerry. "ENOUGH!!!!!!"
"You think you can stop me?" Calamitas smacks Cataclysm aside with its glowing red mace, launching the tiny-in-comparison mech over a hundred feet away. They then turn to Jerry.
"You can't defeat me! THERE IS NO STOPPING A GOD!"
Elendon emerges from the smoke to stand in front of Jerry, blocking the path of Calamitas and Yvonne. "ENOUGH YVONNE!!!" His voice thunders across the Battlefield, as the four Dreadnaughts stand behind him and Jerry "YOU ARE NOT A GOD, OR AT LEAST NOT ONE THAT CAN HARM ME!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE YVONNE!!!! ASK JERRY THE POWER THAT MY BLADES HOLD. I WAS HOLDING BACK ON HIM. IF YOU WANT HIM, YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME FIRST!!!"
"I know that I'm no god, nor will I become one. I just built one instead." And with that, Calamitas shoots three bolts of crackling red lightning at Jerry. 24, 24, and 15 to hit, each one for 47 lightning damage, and Jerry is paralyzed if any of those attacks hit.
"It's a shame we no longer see eye to eye, but don't fret. After all, I still need a few more souls BeFoRe I BATHE THE WORLD IN MY POWER!"
Jerry simply absorbs them into himself (AC 25) and continues to walk forward. He’s laughing maniacally. “I feel awesome!” He leaps, up across the leg of the giant machine, tearing with his blade as he goes. Attack: 31 Damage: 71 on his way back down from his mighty leap he will lace the crevice with explosives. Damage…23 fire damage… and… 59 force damage…
Edit: so I guess we aren’t doing that whole initiative thing then? I’m okay with that. Just keep it to one post per ‘round’. A ‘round’ would be everyone engaged in battle posting once.
"Since you've ignored my warnings Yvonne, let's do this." With that, Elendon's scimitars form a nearly solid wall or divinely-enchanted adamantine in front of him as he goes into a full multiattack routine against Calamitas.
Attack 1: 32 to hit. 302 slashing damage, 77 fire damage, 80 cold damage, and 156 lightning damage.
Attack 2: 43 to hit. 279 slashing damage, 81 fire damage, 71 cold damage, and 153 lightning damage.
Attack 3: 39 to hit. 332 slashing damage, 80 fire damage, 97 cold damage, and 129 lightning damage.
Attack 4: 45 to hit. 301 slashing damage, 98 fire damage, 98 cold damage, and 111 lightning damage.
Attack 5: 39 to hit. 284 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 82 cold damage, and 155 lightning damage.
Attack 6: 34 to hit. 316 slashing damage, 99 fire damage, 88 cold damage, and 130 lightning damage.
Attack 7: 26 to hit. 310 slashing damage, 105 fire damage, 99 cold damage, and 132 lightning damage.
Attack 8: 29 to hit. 335 slashing damage, 106 fire damage, 89 cold damage, and 147 lightning damage.
Attack 9: 27 to hit. 332 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 97 cold damage, and 120 lightning damage.
Attack 10: 45 to hit. 336 slashing damage, 87 fire damage, 87 cold damage, and 141 lightning damage.
Attack 11: 30 to hit. 307 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 113 cold damage, and 138 lightning damage.
Attack 12: 45 to hit. 276 slashing damage, 99 fire damage, 75 cold damage, and 137 lightning damage.
Bonus Action: 169 beams of light strike the ground around Calamitas, each revealing a Solar. These Solars are Elendon's personal guards, and so have immunity to force, lightning, fire, radiant, necrotic, and poison damage, in addition to their usual resistances.
*Also, all of Elendon's attacks bypass resistances and immunities of any kind. Obviously, I'm not adding the poison, because even a deity of his caliber can poison a robot, lol*
*FYI, the "Manipulation" on the dice rolls was because some didn't roll properly as I forgot to make it [/roll] instead of [roll]. Oh, and the damage on the 10th attack is doubled because it's a Nat 20, so that's 706 slashing damage, 158 fire damage, 164 cold damage, and 242 electric damage from that single attack!*
Elendon steps back after that, not even a single drop of sweat on his brow. "I warned you Yvonne. You should've backed off while you still could," he says quietly, and with definite sadness in his voice.
Elendon steps back after that, not even a single drop of sweat on his brow. "I warned you Yvonne. You should've backed off while you still could," he says quietly, and with definite sadness in his voice.
“Uhhh… can I have some more god juice?” What can Jerry even do know? What his limit? What his super cool thingy he can do now? Now that I’m juiced!
The resistance, piloting Catastrophe, steps a few paces towards the battlefield as they sees the spider queen slashed by Elandon. While the resistance does not have a master, they do feel some allegiance to the spider queen. "Elandon! Were we not alligned in the past!? If that means anything to you still, and there is anything left to spare. Do spare the spider queen." They called out in a chorus of voices.
Jerry runs up to Mendigo and says to him "Plan A! Puppet javelin!" Jerry throws Mendigo full force at the mech.
As soon as Mendigo hits it, he explodes dealing 30 bludgeoning damage and 15 fire damage. Mendigo then runs up the sides of the mech, punching it just like he did earlier, attaching bombs every time. “Hey Elendon! I could use some of that god juice too! I doubt these bombs are gonna stop the mech without it!” Mendigo’s bombs are primed and ready, prepared to add some extra power to the next attack. He takes the ready action and will detonate the bombs whenever someone next attacks the mech.
*I'm a bit confused, how would one fight this battle. INAC doesn't really have a character sheet so... do we use our best characters? If so, is homebrew allowed?*
Dunno who INAC is, but they can join. You pick a side, either Jerry, Anti-Jerry, spider guild, or stargazer. (All of the others are fighting Jerry by the way…) people are using stat blocks so you can too. Currently the spider guild has gone rogue and all the people are kind of teamed up against them…? I dunno. Homebrew is definitely allowed, none of this junk is normal!
Yeah, what he said (also I think INAC is short for ItsNotAChest), but all the Jerry soldiers are like fire based versions of themselves, so if you want to join us, make sure to factor that in when making your character or add it into an existing one.
*I'm a bit confused, how would one fight this battle. INAC doesn't really have a character sheet so... do we use our best characters? If so, is homebrew allowed?*
Dunno who INAC is, but they can join. You pick a side, either Jerry, Anti-Jerry, spider guild, or stargazer. (All of the others are fighting Jerry by the way…) people are using stat blocks so you can too. Currently the spider guild has gone rogue and all the people are kind of teamed up against them…? I dunno. Homebrew is definitely allowed, none of this junk is normal!
Yeah, what he said (also I think INAC is short for ItsNotAChest), but all the Jerry soldiers are like fire based versions of themselves, so if you want to join us, make sure to factor that in when making your character or add it into an existing one.
The Cataclysm gets up, and turns to Jerry. "We are still adversaries, but for now, we have a common enemy: Yvonne." The Cataclysm begins playing "Knock You Down !!" from Deltarune, and approaches Calamitas.
*I'm a bit confused, how would one fight this battle. INAC doesn't really have a character sheet so... do we use our best characters? If so, is homebrew allowed?*
Dunno who INAC is, but they can join. You pick a side, either Jerry, Anti-Jerry, spider guild, or stargazer. (All of the others are fighting Jerry by the way…) people are using stat blocks so you can too. Currently the spider guild has gone rogue and all the people are kind of teamed up against them…? I dunno. Homebrew is definitely allowed, none of this junk is normal!
Inac is an abbreviation of my username. *courteous hat tip* I also go by Steve.
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*I'm a bit confused, how would one fight this battle. INAC doesn't really have a character sheet so... do we use our best characters? If so, is homebrew allowed?*
Dunno who INAC is, but they can join. You pick a side, either Jerry, Anti-Jerry, spider guild, or stargazer. (All of the others are fighting Jerry by the way…) people are using stat blocks so you can too. Currently the spider guild has gone rogue and all the people are kind of teamed up against them…? I dunno. Homebrew is definitely allowed, none of this junk is normal!
Yeah, what he said (also I think INAC is short for ItsNotAChest), but all the Jerry soldiers are like fire based versions of themselves, so if you want to join us, make sure to factor that in when making your character or add it into an existing one.
Yeah.... Create whatever the H E double-hokey stick you want, and join the fight, lol. I'm controlling 4 separate deities right now for crying out loud, so.....
Jerry runs up to Mendigo and says to him "Plan A! Puppet javelin!" Jerry throws Mendigo full force at the mech.
As soon as Mendigo hits it, he explodes dealing 30 bludgeoning damage and 15 fire damage. Mendigo then runs up the sides of the mech, punching it just like he did earlier, attaching bombs every time. “Hey Elendon! I could use some of that god juice too! I doubt these bombs are gonna stop the mech without it!” Mendigo’s bombs are primed and ready, prepared to add some extra power to the next attack. He takes the ready action and will detonate the bombs whenever someone next attacks the mech.
A similar bolt of divine fire flies from Elendon's hand and strikes Mendigo in the chest.
“Aw yeah! That feels good!” Shouts Mendigo, exited about his new powers. “Let’s test this out shall we?” Mendigo laughs maniacally. He then detonates his magical bombs stuck on Calamitas, with another jazz hands-like pose. The bombs explode with a way bigger radius than before, and red energy crackles inside the fiery cloud. Calamitas gets knocked backwards and falls onto its back. Mendigo then runs forwards, and does a large leap by detonating a bomb at his feet. He then rides the shockwave until he’s above Calamitas, and stops in midair, only to detonate a bomb above him knocking him full force at the construct. He then blows up in a huge mushroom cloud on impact.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
Also, Helmut, Archpyromaniac of Jerry, attacks Akmenos with a lightning-fast slash of flame: 18 to hit (crits on 18-20) for 67 fire damage, 38 force damage, and 42 radiant damage.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
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First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
Okay, sounds good, lol.
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"Since you've ignored my warnings Yvonne, let's do this." With that, Elendon's scimitars form a nearly solid wall or divinely-enchanted adamantine in front of him as he goes into a full multiattack routine against Calamitas.
Attack 1: 32 to hit. 302 slashing damage, 77 fire damage, 80 cold damage, and 156 lightning damage.
Attack 2: 43 to hit. 279 slashing damage, 81 fire damage, 71 cold damage, and 153 lightning damage.
Attack 3: 39 to hit. 332 slashing damage, 80 fire damage, 97 cold damage, and 129 lightning damage.
Attack 4: 45 to hit. 301 slashing damage, 98 fire damage, 98 cold damage, and 111 lightning damage.
Attack 5: 39 to hit. 284 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 82 cold damage, and 155 lightning damage.
Attack 6: 34 to hit. 316 slashing damage, 99 fire damage, 88 cold damage, and 130 lightning damage.
Attack 7: 26 to hit. 310 slashing damage, 105 fire damage, 99 cold damage, and 132 lightning damage.
Attack 8: 29 to hit. 335 slashing damage, 106 fire damage, 89 cold damage, and 147 lightning damage.
Attack 9: 27 to hit. 332 slashing damage, 94 fire damage, 97 cold damage, and 120 lightning damage.
Attack 10: 45 to hit. 336 slashing damage, 87 fire damage, 87 cold damage, and 141 lightning damage.
Attack 11: 30 to hit. 307 slashing damage, 103 fire damage, 113 cold damage, and 138 lightning damage.
Attack 12: 45 to hit. 276 slashing damage, 99 fire damage, 75 cold damage, and 137 lightning damage.
Bonus Action: 169 beams of light strike the ground around Calamitas, each revealing a Solar. These Solars are Elendon's personal guards, and so have immunity to force, lightning, fire, radiant, necrotic, and poison damage, in addition to their usual resistances.
*Also, all of Elendon's attacks bypass resistances and immunities of any kind. Obviously, I'm not adding the poison, because even a deity of his caliber can poison a robot, lol*
*FYI, the "Manipulation" on the dice rolls was because some didn't roll properly as I forgot to make it [/roll] instead of [roll]. Oh, and the damage on the 10th attack is doubled because it's a Nat 20, so that's 706 slashing damage, 158 fire damage, 164 cold damage, and 242 electric damage from that single attack!*
Elendon steps back after that, not even a single drop of sweat on his brow. "I warned you Yvonne. You should've backed off while you still could," he says quietly, and with definite sadness in his voice.
“Uhhh… can I have some more god juice?” What can Jerry even do know? What his limit? What his super cool thingy he can do now? Now that I’m juiced!
The resistance, piloting Catastrophe, steps a few paces towards the battlefield as they sees the spider queen slashed by Elandon. While the resistance does not have a master, they do feel some allegiance to the spider queen. "Elandon! Were we not alligned in the past!? If that means anything to you still, and there is anything left to spare. Do spare the spider queen." They called out in a chorus of voices.
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As soon as Mendigo hits it, he explodes dealing 30 bludgeoning damage and 15 fire damage. Mendigo then runs up the sides of the mech, punching it just like he did earlier, attaching bombs every time.
“Hey Elendon! I could use some of that god juice too! I doubt these bombs are gonna stop the mech without it!” Mendigo’s bombs are primed and ready, prepared to add some extra power to the next attack. He takes the ready action and will detonate the bombs whenever someone next attacks the mech.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Yeah, what he said (also I think INAC is short for ItsNotAChest), but all the Jerry soldiers are like fire based versions of themselves, so if you want to join us, make sure to factor that in when making your character or add it into an existing one.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
The Cataclysm gets up, and turns to Jerry. "We are still adversaries, but for now, we have a common enemy: Yvonne." The Cataclysm begins playing "Knock You Down !!" from Deltarune, and approaches Calamitas.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Inac is an abbreviation of my username. *courteous hat tip* I also go by Steve.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
Anti jerry cult
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Yeah.... Create whatever the H E double-hokey stick you want, and join the fight, lol. I'm controlling 4 separate deities right now for crying out loud, so.....
A similar bolt of divine fire flies from Elendon's hand and strikes Mendigo in the chest.
“Aw yeah! That feels good!” Shouts Mendigo, exited about his new powers.
“Let’s test this out shall we?”
Mendigo laughs maniacally. He then detonates his magical bombs stuck on Calamitas, with another jazz hands-like pose. The bombs explode with a way bigger radius than before, and red energy crackles inside the fiery cloud. Calamitas gets knocked backwards and falls onto its back.
Mendigo then runs forwards, and does a large leap by detonating a bomb at his feet. He then rides the shockwave until he’s above Calamitas, and stops in midair, only to detonate a bomb above him knocking him full force at the construct. He then blows up in a huge mushroom cloud on impact.
Bombs: 107 fire damage, 61 bludgeoning damage, 16 lightning damage, 135 thunder damage.
Slam Attack/Mushroom Cloud: 110 bludgeoning damage, 122 fire damage, 133 thunder damage.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Akmenos of the anti jerry cult kills jerry
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
First of all, the Anti-Jerry cult is kinda working with us to defeat Calamitas right now, and secondly, Jerry is pretty much a god now so I doubt you can kill him.
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
What Mendigo said.
Also, Helmut, Archpyromaniac of Jerry, attacks Akmenos with a lightning-fast slash of flame: 18 to hit (crits on 18-20) for 67 fire damage, 38 force damage, and 42 radiant damage.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
We're still enemies, but Yvonne is power-drunk so we have to stop them.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Hopefully, by the time this is over, you'll have learned to peacefully co-exist with Jerry and his followers. If Stargazer is favorable, we might even leave to our own world and thus never bother you again.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Sure...? Anyway, if all my soldiers have been made by the Spider Guild, they are no longer mine to control! I'll be right back with a new army!!!!!!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Okay, sounds good, lol.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.