A beam of black and white light strikes the ground about 200 ft. away from Calamitas. Out of it steps a familiar draconic form, at least familiar to Elendon, his fellow deities, and the Jerry Hive.
"Really? The Profane God?" Stargazer starts approaching Calamitas slowly, but each step seems to increase his size twofold. "Tsk. tsk. tsk. You can't go and try to become a deity on your own, and you should know that. Besides, there's already a 'Profane God,' and he's my BROTHER. If you want that title, you'll have to battle him, and he has the same power as myself, and so unless you can undo being simply erased from EVER EXISTING, you're going to need to cool it, Calamitas, or Yvonne, our whatever you want to call yourself."
A beam of black and white light strikes the ground about 200 ft. away from Calamitas. Out of it steps a familiar draconic form, at least familiar to Elendon, his fellow deities, and the Jerry Hive.
"Really? The Profane God?" Stargazer starts approaching Calamitas slowly, but each step seems to increase his size twofold. "Tsk. tsk. tsk. You can't go and try to become a deity on your own, and you should know that. Besides, there's already a 'Profane God,' and he's my BROTHER. If you want that title, you'll have to battle him, and he has the same power as myself, and so unless you can undo being simply erased from EVER EXISTING, you're going to need to cool it, Calamitas, or Yvonne, our whatever you want to call yourself."
"A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!" Calamitas screams as it charges towards Elendon and attacks with EVERYTHING IT HAS.
26, 16, 26, Unable to parse dice roll., 28, 26, and 18 to hit for the Cryo Cannon, Tesla Cannon, and Gygas Launcher, respectively. 35, 34, and 45 damage for the Tesla Cannon. 38, 31, and 37 damage from the Cryo Cannon. 35 damage for the Gygas Launcher, and 296 damage from the missiles. Also, you take 268 damage from the Void Star, or half if you succeed a DC 30 Dex save.
A beam of black and white light strikes the ground about 200 ft. away from Calamitas. Out of it steps a familiar draconic form, at least familiar to Elendon, his fellow deities, and the Jerry Hive.
"Really? The Profane God?" Stargazer starts approaching Calamitas slowly, but each step seems to increase his size twofold. "Tsk. tsk. tsk. You can't go and try to become a deity on your own, and you should know that. Besides, there's already a 'Profane God,' and he's my BROTHER. If you want that title, you'll have to battle him, and he has the same power as myself, and so unless you can undo being simply erased from EVER EXISTING, you're going to need to cool it, Calamitas, or Yvonne, our whatever you want to call yourself."
"A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!" Calamitas screams as it charges towards Elendon and attacks with EVERYTHING IT HAS.
31, 28, 15, Unable to parse dice roll., 31, 15, and 31 to hit for the Cryo Cannon, Tesla Cannon, and Gygas Launcher, respectively. 41, 36, and 39 damage for the Tesla Cannon. 42, 44, and 32 damage from the Cryo Cannon. 41 damage for the Gygas Launcher, and 246 damage from the missiles. Also, you take 313 damage from the Void Star, or half if you succeed a DC 30 Dex save.
Elendon just stands there, yawning, as every single attack hits the same purple shield and bounces off, hitting Calamitas instead. He sighs and shakes his head after this ends.
Calamitas falls to the ground one last time, shuddering. "No. NO! I WON"T DIE! I.. Won't... Die! I.... I...." Calamitas' scarlet eye slowly wanes as the mech slumps into a pile. The monster's head splits into three segments, and Yvonne, trembling and covered in ash, collapses.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Calamitas falls to the ground one last time, shuddering. "No. NO! I WON"T DIE! I.. Won't... Die! I.... I...." Calamitas' scarlet eye slowly wanes as the mech slumps into a pile. The monster's head splits into three segments, and Yvonne, trembling and covered in ash, collapses.
Gamer_Thirteen suddenly re-materializes and heals Yvonne. "I have taken your place in command of the Draedon Legion. Pakriish, take her to the Dragonfly until this battle is ended." The red-crested Mantis leads Yvonne onto the Dragonfly Dropship. Gamer_Thirteen turns to Jerry. "Now. I'm hoping we can work out some peace agreement?"
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
"Well... what do you think, Elendon? If he's a god, he'll be subject to Adohand's Divine Pact, so it would work okay..."
Yvonne starts coughing blood, and she collapses against the Dragonfly's inner walls.
A hatch opens on the first Dreadnaught and Doraggic runs out and over to Yvonne. "Yer in purty bad shape missy, but if yer still awake, and if ye want it, I may yet be able to save ye before ya pass into the nether realms."
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
"Well... what do you think, Elendon? If he's a god, he'll be subject to Adohand's Divine Pact, so it would work okay..."
Elendon looks at Gamer_Thirteen. "I don't have that authority, but Stargazer does."
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
"Well... what do you think, Elendon? If he's a god, he'll be subject to Adohand's Divine Pact, so it would work okay..."
Elendon looks at Gamer_Thirteen. "I don't have that authority, but Stargazer does."
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
"Well... what do you think, Elendon? If he's a god, he'll be subject to Adohand's Divine Pact, so it would work okay..."
Elendon looks at Gamer_Thirteen. "I don't have that authority, but Stargazer does."
"Okay, what does Stargazer say?"
The now-massive dragon just sighs. "Very well. I'm bored of this anyways..." With that, Stargazer waves a claw that looks like it could crush one of the Dreadnaughts in a single blow.
*FYI, Stargazer isn't the showiest deity you'll meet, and so it really won't seem like he's doing anything most of the time, lol*
Sorry I’ve been gone for the past few days - was away over the weekend and throwing up yesterday (fingers crossed it’s not Covid) - a lot has happened! Woohoo! Jerry’s a deity now! Does that make me a celestial? Blackmore will be fun to cover in divine flame! Also, is Yvonne dead or just really weak?
Yvonne starts coughing blood, and she collapses against the Dragonfly's inner walls.
A hatch opens on the first Dreadnaught and Doraggic runs out and over to Yvonne. "Yer in purty bad shape missy, but if yer still awake, and if ye want it, I may yet be able to save ye before ya pass into the nether realms."
"Th... thank you...." Yvonne lurches forward in pain.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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A beam of black and white light strikes the ground about 200 ft. away from Calamitas. Out of it steps a familiar draconic form, at least familiar to Elendon, his fellow deities, and the Jerry Hive.
"Really? The Profane God?" Stargazer starts approaching Calamitas slowly, but each step seems to increase his size twofold. "Tsk. tsk. tsk. You can't go and try to become a deity on your own, and you should know that. Besides, there's already a 'Profane God,' and he's my BROTHER. If you want that title, you'll have to battle him, and he has the same power as myself, and so unless you can undo being simply erased from EVER EXISTING, you're going to need to cool it, Calamitas, or Yvonne, our whatever you want to call yourself."
*we are JERRY, bum ba da bum bum bum bum bum*
*Just thought of that, my genius is only rivaled by my modesty*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!" Calamitas screams as it charges towards Elendon and attacks with EVERYTHING IT HAS.
26, 16, 26, Unable to parse dice roll., 28, 26, and 18 to hit for the Cryo Cannon, Tesla Cannon, and Gygas Launcher, respectively. 35, 34, and 45 damage for the Tesla Cannon. 38, 31, and 37 damage from the Cryo Cannon. 35 damage for the Gygas Launcher, and 296 damage from the missiles. Also, you take 268 damage from the Void Star, or half if you succeed a DC 30 Dex save.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Elendon just stands there, yawning, as every single attack hits the same purple shield and bounces off, hitting Calamitas instead. He sighs and shakes his head after this ends.
Calamitas falls to the ground one last time, shuddering. "No. NO! I WON"T DIE! I.. Won't... Die! I.... I...." Calamitas' scarlet eye slowly wanes as the mech slumps into a pile. The monster's head splits into three segments, and Yvonne, trembling and covered in ash, collapses.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Gamer_Thirteen suddenly re-materializes and heals Yvonne. "I have taken your place in command of the Draedon Legion. Pakriish, take her to the Dragonfly until this battle is ended." The red-crested Mantis leads Yvonne onto the Dragonfly Dropship. Gamer_Thirteen turns to Jerry. "Now. I'm hoping we can work out some peace agreement?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Helmut whispers to Jerry, "Time to stop being insane now.... We want peace. I promise. Once we have peace, you can have an entire world to... explode or something."
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Gamer_Thirteen creates a portal. "A barren world, populated by tormented souls. You will grant them peace by burning them. All I ask is that you halt your forceful expansion. Those that join should want to join, not be forced to."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
“Couldn’t I just become a deity already? I would be completely passive. All I would do is grant powers to my clerics and worshipers! Cmon’ I just killed a god killer, couldn’t I become a god already!?”
Yvonne starts coughing blood, and she collapses against the Dragonfly's inner walls.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Well... what do you think, Elendon? If he's a god, he'll be subject to Adohand's Divine Pact, so it would work okay..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
A hatch opens on the first Dreadnaught and Doraggic runs out and over to Yvonne. "Yer in purty bad shape missy, but if yer still awake, and if ye want it, I may yet be able to save ye before ya pass into the nether realms."
Elendon looks at Gamer_Thirteen. "I don't have that authority, but Stargazer does."
"Okay, what does Stargazer say?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The now-massive dragon just sighs. "Very well. I'm bored of this anyways..." With that, Stargazer waves a claw that looks like it could crush one of the Dreadnaughts in a single blow.
*FYI, Stargazer isn't the showiest deity you'll meet, and so it really won't seem like he's doing anything most of the time, lol*
Jerry is now a god. "Have fun, don't destroy Azabas. You can destroy Blackmoor, nobody's added lore for like 12 years."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Woooo! Where is this… Blackmore place…
Sorry I’ve been gone for the past few days - was away over the weekend and throwing up yesterday (fingers crossed it’s not Covid) - a lot has happened! Woohoo! Jerry’s a deity now! Does that make me a celestial? Blackmore will be fun to cover in divine flame! Also, is Yvonne dead or just really weak?
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
"Here's a portal."
*heh*
*Plane of Water*
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Th... thank you...." Yvonne lurches forward in pain.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)