I dig a hole to a deeper mineshaft that isn’t collapsing
you ate a brick
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I go on an epic quest to a dragons lair in order to get the cure to my condition.
you dug to the center of the earth and got stuck in the core as hot as the sun.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Well if the earth's core is as hot as the sun, then we're dealing with a different type of planet where the native inhabitants would've already been used to fairly extreme heat. So I utilize my evolved resistances and it's more like a hot day than impending death.
The 🎵 Doctor! Doctor! Gave you the news. You gotta bad caaaase of lovin' Jhon*. No pill's gonna cure your ill. You gotta bad caaaaase of loooooovin' Jhon. 🎵
you were on mars when gravity suddenly stopped working, and the moon was sent on a trajectory to hit mars.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
They didn't know that I was wearing my Cloak of Displacement, so when they fire, the bullets fly through the illusion and hit the gunslinger across from them.
You are playing a flute, but the flute is actually a Mimic that likes music, so right when you stop playing, it will attack.
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I dig a hole to a deeper mineshaft that isn’t collapsing
you ate a brick
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Ima gold dragon.
You are dying.
I go on an epic quest to a dragons lair in order to get the cure to my condition.
you dug to the center of the earth and got stuck in the core as hot as the sun.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Well if the earth's core is as hot as the sun, then we're dealing with a different type of planet where the native inhabitants would've already been used to fairly extreme heat. So I utilize my evolved resistances and it's more like a hot day than impending death.
The 🎵 Doctor! Doctor! Gave you the news. You gotta bad caaaase of lovin' Jhon*. No pill's gonna cure your ill. You gotta bad caaaaase of loooooovin' Jhon. 🎵
*Jhon the Tabaxi that is
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I stop seeing that doctor.
You are stuck falling between two huge portals
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I take inspiration from John the Tabaxi who grew to love his life within the cage and achieve a sense of zen during my eternal fall.
You are a yarn-seller and just ran out of your last ball of yarn while a long line of tabaxis is waiting to buy some. And they're getting impatient.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I am jhon, I think I can spare some of my yarn.
you were on mars when gravity suddenly stopped working, and the moon was sent on a trajectory to hit mars.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
I leave in whatever spaceship brought me there.
You're strapped to the surface of said moon that was sent on a trajectory to hit mars.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
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If your going to continue to post about Jhon, then you should join his thread!
I Unstrap myself, and ride the moon all the way to mars to watch the devastation when they hit
Your part of a massive cult war, and your fighting for the Jhon the tabaxi cult, when your stabbed by a massive great sword
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I have ac 30
you are a culitist that is not on the John the tabaxai cult and you tried to hit a lv 20 barbarian
Loremaster, Achievement hunter, Elden Lord.
I have been playing dnd for untold eons.
Myrkridia Statistics here!
I miss, but then I join the Jhon the tabaxi cult which automatically turns the miss into a hit, and with that I slay the barbarian
Your a barbarian, and you just got slayed
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I was using Disguise Self, and am actually a lot smaller than the image of the barbarian (within spell limits). You cut through thin air.
You're locked in a chest with no food or water indefinitely.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
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I am a warforged.
Someone snuck a piece of a gelatinous cube into your food and you just swallowed it.
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I am also a warforged.
You're surrounded by a horde of gunslingers, and they're all pointing their guns at you.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
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They didn't know that I was wearing my Cloak of Displacement, so when they fire, the bullets fly through the illusion and hit the gunslinger across from them.
You are playing a flute, but the flute is actually a Mimic that likes music, so right when you stop playing, it will attack.
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I don't stop playing, simple.
Your being told of for your grammar by a Lich
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*You're *off
I am the Litch.
You're being chased by a dinosaur, who is only chasing you because you have a lot of raw meat tied to your chest. It won't stop until it catches you.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
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I cast Polymorph and turn the dinosaur into a puppy and feed it the meat.
You are a human floating in the middle of space with no equipment/protection.
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im the hulk
you are a pirate in space being chased by a madman in a box
If the madman's in a box, I just keep them there.
You're getting spaghettified via a black hole.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems