granted, but eventually another Karsus incident occurs and instead of just limiting magic, it completely destroys magic along with a good chunk of the population.
I wish that I could become my D&D character.
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Granted. Santa immediately materializes in the exact same spot as you, splinching both of you across time and space. You die in incredible pain as yours and his atoms are scrambled together. Btw, if I was already a god, I wouldn’t have wished, would I? In any case, it came true without a hitch either way
Y'all forgot to make a new wish.
I wish for a big LARP event near my town.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted, but the entire event gets magically transported to the Forgotten Realms.
I wish for magic irl.
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"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
But only people with a lot of money can use it.
I wish my D&D character was at level 20.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
Granted... but they have to fight Vecna with a party that's all level 3 (except them).
I wish for free magic irl for everyone.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
granted, but eventually another Karsus incident occurs and instead of just limiting magic, it completely destroys magic along with a good chunk of the population.
I wish that I could become my D&D character.
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Granted, but you become them right before the party gets TPK'ed.
I wish to automatically think of good character ideas for threads.
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Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
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Granted, but you forget them the moment you go to write them down.
I wish for summer to come early this year.
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Granted but its triple digit weather outside
I wish for the second coming
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Granted but you are considered a sinner and are condemned to heck
I wish for unlimited wishes
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You only get them every time you die
I wish for a new pitbull.
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Granted, you get a bull trapped in a pit.
I wish for a puppy.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted. But an adventurer helps you with your spider problem.
I wish for a nice helping of delicious vanilla custard.
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Granted but you forgot you had a dairy allergy.
I wish for the voices to go away
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Everyone with a voice is magically vaporized.
I wish for fifteen bricks.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
They fall on your head.
I wish for thirteen tacos.
It is I! Ruler of the glorious Kingdom of Varro, Firstknight of the Realm, and WIELDER OF THE SACRED ROLL OF DUCT TAPE!!!
The thirteen tacos can’t talk, so the wish is wasted (keyword here being FOR)
I wish I was a god
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
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Granted, you WERE a god
I wish that Santa was real.
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Granted. Santa immediately materializes in the exact same spot as you, splinching both of you across time and space. You die in incredible pain as yours and his atoms are scrambled together. Btw, if I was already a god, I wouldn’t have wished, would I? In any case, it came true without a hitch either way
I wish I couldn’t ever die
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“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
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Granted, you COULD never die. There is a chance.
I wish that fast food restaurants sold quality food
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Granted. But the food costs an insane price and takes a really long time to cook. Btw I said couldn’t, not could
I wish I was immortal
I go by “Awe” JSYK. Drummer also named me EPIC CRIT ROLLER OF LEGEND!
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!”
”I’m sorry Frodo. I was delayed."
If you're in the mood for murder and mayhem, go to ASSASSINATE The One Above, but WHATEVER you do, don’t go to LAST COMMENT LOSES