It’s the power to get trapped in a time loop where whenever you talk to someone they explode and the day resets while a serial killer and his pet WWE catboy hunt you down.

I wish for a crowbar.

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It’s the power to get trapped in a time loop where whenever you talk to someone they explode and the day resets while a serial killer and his pet WWE catboy hunt you down.

I wish for a crowbar.

 You get a bar for crows

I wish for a Ghoti

Unfortunately, whatever is granting these wishes doesn’t know what that is and defaults to the closest word which is just “goat”. You get a goat.

I wish for supplies for the crow bar.

You decide to go to the crow bar, and they feed you week old McDonalds that was left on the highway.

I wish for a fish.

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Unfortunately, whatever is granting these wishes doesn’t know what that is and defaults to the closest word which is just “goat”. You get a goat.

I wish for supplies for the crow bar.

 Thanks I wanted a fish but a goat is a better meal

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Unfortunately, whatever is granting these wishes doesn’t know what that is and defaults to the closest word which is just “goat”. You get a goat.

I wish for supplies for the crow bar.

 Ghoti sounds like fish because it is one

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You decide to go to the crow bar, and they feed you week old McDonalds that was left on the highway.

I wish for a fish.

Granted. You get a ghoti.

I wish airplane seats to be more comfortable.

they get so comfortable that you never want to leave them, even when there's an emergency and the plane is sinking in the ocean. You die.

I wish for Minecraft to get updated more often

Granted, but the updates cease to remove Herobrine. ****, we're done for..

I wish Nirvana made more music

Granted. But the increased rate causes the quality to decline sharply.

I wish for the ability to get 8 hours worth of sleep from 1 hour of sleep.

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Granted. But the increased rate causes the quality to decline sharply.

I wish for the ability to get 8 hours worth of sleep from 1 hour of sleep.

 granted- but you have insomnia

I wish for an army of goats

Granted. They eat your house.

I wish for ice cream.

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Granted. They eat your house.

I wish for ice cream.

 Eyescream? the wish granting force mishears and the EYE-SCREAM eats you.

I wish to have another house that is in the sky and 10 billion more goats

Granted. You get a house in the sky with tons of goats. Then gravity happens and you all die.

I wish for my father to like pasta and rice. (Would make varying starches easier when cooking for him.)

your father likes it so much that that's all he eats forever until he dies of starch.

I wish that minecraft had more stuff

Granted! The stuff is horrible and ruins the game.

I wish I didn't procrastinate on things.

You just don't do anything... never set goals or live life.

GIVE ME A GIANT ANTI-GRAVITY PET GOAT I CAN RIDE THAT IS LOYAL TO ME- AND HIS NAME IS TIMMUL!!!