Granted, the price of meat drops due to a new invasive fly to the country you live in, they go inside the animal while it is still alive and lay red eggs that are nearly indistinguishable from normal meat and taste like a stink bug spray and rotten eggs
Your wish has been granted. If you're dead, you never have to deal with insomnia ever again!
I wish for Nintendo to release a new Super Smash Bros., along with a Legend of Zelda movie that has Link as a silent protaganist who uses sign language to communicate.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. the Smash Bros is priced in an unaffordable range and while the Legend of Zelda movie portrays Link as using sign language they don't get any Deaf consultants so the "sign language" he uses is actually just random hand movements.
I wish for the oranges in my fridge to be nice and juicy when I juice them for marinades.
Your wish has been granted. As you didn't specify what type of juicy, you now get trash juice out of your oranges.
I wish for enough money to buy myself a sword from one of the blacksmiths at the Ren faire this weekend.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
You have enough money to buy a sword... the size of a needle.
I wish for people to actually get along with each other
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Your wish has been granted. Everyone in the entire world goes to a store and buys a weird cologne called Along With Each Other.
I wish for the Schwartz to be with me.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
Granted. But the [REDACTED] come to arrest you for [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] you for thirty years in [REDACTED] on the island of [REDACTED] in the South [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
Your wish has been granted. You're so un-tired, you now have the nervous energy of an ADHD kid who forgot to take their meds.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie that has not been tampered with in any way, shape, or form, and a nice cool glass of milk that also hasn't been tampered with or poisoned.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
I wish for the ability to buy pieces of books again.
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted, Bro gets out of the cheugy sigma Ohio rizz of Ohio and decides to share his bussin' no skibidi W rizz with others, making him the Ohio Alpha dog, much to your annoyance no cap.
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted, the price of meat drops due to a new invasive fly to the country you live in, they go inside the animal while it is still alive and lay red eggs that are nearly indistinguishable from normal meat and taste like a stink bug spray and rotten eggs
I wish for peace and quiet
granted, you are now deaf and locked in a room.
i wish to never struggle with insomnia again
(he/him)
I confess it's a shame, When you livin' in a city that's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
-"I Wish" Skee-Lo (literally the best song ever)
Nickname: Elliot the Old (IM NOT THAT OLD VITUS-)
Your wish has been granted. If you're dead, you never have to deal with insomnia ever again!
I wish for Nintendo to release a new Super Smash Bros., along with a Legend of Zelda movie that has Link as a silent protaganist who uses sign language to communicate.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Granted. the Smash Bros is priced in an unaffordable range and while the Legend of Zelda movie portrays Link as using sign language they don't get any Deaf consultants so the "sign language" he uses is actually just random hand movements.
I wish for the oranges in my fridge to be nice and juicy when I juice them for marinades.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish has been granted. As you didn't specify what type of juicy, you now get trash juice out of your oranges.
I wish for enough money to buy myself a sword from one of the blacksmiths at the Ren faire this weekend.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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You have enough money to buy a sword... the size of a needle.
I wish for people to actually get along with each other
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
Your wish has been granted. Everyone in the entire world goes to a store and buys a weird cologne called Along With Each Other.
I wish for the Schwartz to be with me.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Granted, the quartz is with you... specifically, blocking your carotid artery.
I wish for a [REDACTED].
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Granted. But the [REDACTED] come to arrest you for [REDACTED] a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] you for thirty years in [REDACTED] on the island of [REDACTED] in the South [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
I wish for dinner inspiration.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Wish granted everyone dies except for you!
I wish for a army of cute dogs that are loyal to me.
(did this to the wrong one, he wished for peace and quiet)
Granted. But they have hookworm.
I wish to not be tired.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Your wish has been granted. You're so un-tired, you now have the nervous energy of an ADHD kid who forgot to take their meds.
I wish for a chocolate chip cookie that has not been tampered with in any way, shape, or form, and a nice cool glass of milk that also hasn't been tampered with or poisoned.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demi/grayromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the Archcrone, and my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. I was nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW and given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Some jerk walking by steals your cookie and glass and you can’t get them back.
I wish for instant and painful calamity to befall me.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A tarrasque sits on top of you. Ouch.
I wish for the ability to buy pieces of books again.
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
"It's like I said. I'm smarter than you."
You CAN buy some, but none are ever going to be for sale.
I wish to have wings.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
You get your wings, but they're devil wings and your crucified before you can try them out.
I wish to not eat flesh ever. (Again)
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!instead you eat onlygenetically modified vegetables. odified to be disgusting
i wish for shadowlander o move out of ohio
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
Granted, Bro gets out of the cheugy sigma Ohio rizz of Ohio and decides to share his bussin' no skibidi W rizz with others, making him the Ohio Alpha dog, much to your annoyance no cap.
I wish good weather to plant tomorrow.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Unfortunatly you do not specify your definition of good. the weather is a fire elemental's favorite, the world is now on fire.
I wish for vitus to stop using gen alpha slang.(i think. im no expert.)
Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
ur skibidi wish was granted at fanum tax speed.
Now i will use such rizzy gen alpha slang instead!!
Does that not make you say "oh my gyatt!!" and "what the sigma!?"
i wish to meet BTS on June 30th.
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫