they do! you think..... we can only tell the position or velocity, so you cant really tell
I wish for a cheap sls 3d printer
granted! it is cheap. for about 3 seconds, then the Bitcoin market crashes
I wish for your skull
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Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
2 singular electrons, MILIONS of lightyears away just moved backwards.
I wish for a sequel to Wario World to come out, and it's really fun. (～￣▽￣)～
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
Granted, they flow backwards and it breaks reality.
I wish for some shoes.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
you get a comedically large fish that drops directly onto your head and crushes you instantly
I wish for the exact location of the one piece on a map
You get the exact location of the one piece on a map, but it automatically closes itself every time you open it.
I wish for a wish
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The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
You get the bloody, freshly ripped off wings of a chicken.
I wish for a dollar. Not stolen, not cursed, not anything evil. Just a regular dollar.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I wish for the ability to give all blind people vision for ONE minute, then revoke it again
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
All blind people get their vision for one minute thn lose it again. That wsa cruel enough that I didn't have to twist anything about it.
I wish for my first DMed PBP, which is starting on Friday, to go smoothly (a.k.a. wonderfully wonky). No one would be cruel enough to twist that, right?...
It goes smoothly... For all of 2 seconds. (Good luck with it irl though!)
I wish I could get a handshake from a TV character of my choice.
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"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
They remove your hand, and agressively jostle it around. Before dissapearing.
I wish to have a massive California be physically seperated from the rest of the US, making it a Distant island.
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
You can write, but only in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
I wish for Lemon Demon to make another album
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"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
they do! you think..... we can only tell the position or velocity, so you cant really tell
I wish for a cheap sls 3d printer
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
granted! it is cheap. for about 3 seconds, then the Bitcoin market crashes
I wish for your skull
Pronouns: Any/All
About Me: Godless monster in human form bent on extending their natural life to unnatural extremes /general of the goose horde /holder of the evil storyteller badge of no honor /king of madness /The FBI/ The Archmage of I CAST...!
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Currently rampaging through life
2 singular electrons, MILIONS of lightyears away just moved backwards.
I wish for a sequel to Wario World to come out, and it's really fun. (～￣▽￣)～
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
Granted, they flow backwards and it breaks reality.
I wish for some shoes.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
you get some shoes, as well as the beholder who thinks they are for his eye stalks
I wish for fish
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
you get a comedically large fish that drops directly onto your head and crushes you instantly
I wish for the exact location of the one piece on a map
When life closes one door, I fireball it open to annoy the DM
Idk I'm a pretty chill dude I think, haven't played dnd in a while but I'm hopeful
Fan of Marvel, Jujutsu Kaisen, DND, fantasy, art
I'd say some games I play but it's pretty much exclusively Marvel Rivals
You get the exact location of the one piece on a map, but it automatically closes itself every time you open it.
I wish for a wish
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
You get a wish for not getting a wish.
I wish for chicken wings.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
You get the bloody, freshly ripped off wings of a chicken.
I wish for a dollar. Not stolen, not cursed, not anything evil. Just a regular dollar.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
you get a dollar.... of monopoly money
I wish that my computer isnt an apple
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Your computer is now a pear!! yayyy
I wish for the ability to give all blind people vision for ONE minute, then revoke it again
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
All blind people get their vision for one minute thn lose it again. That wsa cruel enough that I didn't have to twist anything about it.
I wish for my first DMed PBP, which is starting on Friday, to go smoothly (a.k.a. wonderfully wonky). No one would be cruel enough to twist that, right?...
- Igglywiv the Wizard
I played every class, now playing every sub-class.
You would not believe how much ADHD helps with creating campaigns!
Happy Pride Month!
It goes smoothly... For all of 2 seconds. (Good luck with it irl though!)
I wish I could get a handshake from a TV character of my choice.
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
They remove your hand, and agressively jostle it around. Before dissapearing.
I wish to have a massive California be physically seperated from the rest of the US, making it a Distant island.
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
california gets seperated, and then sinks beneath the waves, becoming the new atlantis
I wish to find new atlantis
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
You find it... And then drown.
I want my hand back!
"I'm just a gay lil'.... Well, a gay lil' something."
I go by She/her pronouns and am proudly lesbian. I'm a big fan of Harry Potter, The Amazing Digital Circus, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Good Place, The Drew Carey Show, Futurama, and I think there's probably more but...
I'm the creator of The Bar of The Beasts, and I'm always happy to chat!
you get your hand, but its detached from your arm
I wish to be able to register for my summer classes that I want
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Granted but being a screwup as you are, you choose some very questionable classes.
I wish I could write as fast as I type (and retain my current typing speed of 90 WMP)
You can write, but only in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
I wish for Lemon Demon to make another album
"In this world, you're either a spud, or a dud."
He/Him
I love my wife, and hamburger and coca cola and video games and rock music and 80s-90s new wave, and dnd and DELTARUNE and pizza tower and leather jackets and green and keytar and evil sentient AIs (I hate irl AI) and sci fi books and movies and always sunny in philidelphia and my wife (again) and yeah
they make another album, but its pretty sour
I wish someone would laugh at my joke
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented