It wouldn't be a "_RageGuy_ Twist a wish post"(tm) if I didn't the kitchen consume the entire world.
I wish for a ridiculously sized teddy bear. (That no, cannot crush me). (Or appear within my organs and bones.)
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
A fellow deltarune fan see... I'll give you a special knife. The roaring is already a big downside.
I wish for the fifth chapter's secret boss to be a coffee machine.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted, the next day after the heat death of the universe. I foresee you being the only survivor and laughing crazily a lot, which I assume means you're having a great day.
I wish for the ability to play whatever background music I want at will without needing a device for it, being able to control the volume, what song plays, the speed of it, etc. at will. Only I will be able to hear this music unless I specifically want select people to hear it (So I can play Axe Attorney music during a debate, GUARDIAN from Deltarune during a test, stuff like that. Plus it'd be a funny prank to sneak up on a person, say "Boo" and start playing Your Best Nightmare)
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Granted! It's so bad you and your players agree to collectively throw the evidence of it happening into a well.
(Tried it on I CAST didn't work, let's try it here) I wish for the next person to sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way', then wish for the person after them to keep it going, and so on.
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
It wouldn't be a "_RageGuy_ Twist a wish post"(tm) if I didn't the kitchen consume the entire world.
I wish for a ridiculously sized teddy bear. (That no, cannot crush me). (Or appear within my organs and bones.)
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
It appears on Mars
I wish for a regular sized penny that must be in my hand
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
granted but pennies are no longer accepted as currency.
I wish to have the abilities to create the dark fountains (for more information on what a dark fountain is go to this link https://deltarune.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Fountains)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
A fellow deltarune fan see... I'll give you a special knife. The roaring is already a big downside.
I wish for the fifth chapter's secret boss to be a coffee machine.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
its an underwhelming coffee machine that requires absolutely 0 skill, look what you have done
I wish for the person below to have a good day :)
(try twisting that nerds)
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I instead miss my alarm and sleep all day, missing the good day. (Although I really want a good day...those have been hard to come by of late.)
I wish to have a great day the next day.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
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DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
Granted, the next day after the heat death of the universe. I foresee you being the only survivor and laughing crazily a lot, which I assume means you're having a great day.
I wish for the ability to play whatever background music I want at will without needing a device for it, being able to control the volume, what song plays, the speed of it, etc. at will. Only I will be able to hear this music unless I specifically want select people to hear it (So I can play Axe Attorney music during a debate, GUARDIAN from Deltarune during a test, stuff like that. Plus it'd be a funny prank to sneak up on a person, say "Boo" and start playing Your Best Nightmare)
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Can’t Twist this, Only Change is that you must hear it.
I wish to See a Picture of a turtle.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Granted. You see a picture of a dead turtle carcass.
I wish for great ideas for a battlemap.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Granted. They’re great! At least compared to what the AI usually generates. They’re still terrible by human standards.
I wish the first session of the campaign I’m about to run will go well
The proud owner of over 8000 hours in Terraria.
Send help pleaseGranted! It's so bad you and your players agree to collectively throw the evidence of it happening into a well.
(Tried it on I CAST didn't work, let's try it here) I wish for the next person to sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way', then wish for the person after them to keep it going, and so on.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted but it ends in 80928273463728299283747382919837473839937474 years
I wish for a bat as in the animal
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
granted it is a rabid one but a animal bat none the less.
I WISH for a shadow crystal which is from deltarune.
(I will start the roaring, nothing will stop me)
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted.
I'm not sure how that'll help you though.
I wish for a good Saturday to hopefully run a one-shot or something.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary