It wouldn't be a "_RageGuy_ Twist a wish post"(tm) if I didn't the kitchen consume the entire world.

I wish for a ridiculously sized teddy bear. (That no, cannot crush me). (Or appear within my organs and bones.)

It appears on Mars

I wish for a regular sized penny that must be in my hand

granted but pennies are no longer accepted as currency.

I wish to have the abilities to create the dark fountains (for more information on what a dark fountain is go to this link https://deltarune.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Fountains)

A fellow deltarune fan see... I'll  give you a special knife. The roaring is already a big downside.

I wish for the fifth chapter's secret boss to be a coffee machine.

its an underwhelming coffee machine that requires absolutely 0 skill, look what you have done

I wish for the person below to have a good day :)

(try twisting that nerds)

I instead miss my alarm and sleep all day, missing the good day. (Although I really want a good day...those have been hard to come by of late.)

I wish to have a great day the next day.

Granted, the next day after the heat death of the universe. I foresee you being the only survivor and laughing crazily a lot, which I assume means you're having a great day.

I wish for the ability to play whatever background music I want at will without needing a device for it, being able to control the volume, what song plays, the speed of it, etc. at will. Only I will be able to hear this music unless I specifically want select people to hear it (So I can play Axe Attorney music during a debate, GUARDIAN from Deltarune during a test, stuff like that. Plus it'd be a funny prank to sneak up on a person, say "Boo" and start playing Your Best Nightmare)

Can’t Twist this, Only Change is that you must hear it.

I wish to See a Picture of a turtle.

Granted. You see a picture of a dead turtle carcass.

I wish for great ideas for a battlemap.

Granted. They’re great! At least compared to what the AI usually generates. They’re still terrible by human standards.

I wish the first session of the campaign I’m about to run will go well

Granted! It's so bad you and your players agree to collectively throw the evidence of it happening into a well.

(Tried it on I CAST didn't work, let's try it here) I wish for the next person to sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way', then wish for the person after them to keep it going, and so on.

Granted but it ends in 80928273463728299283747382919837473839937474 years

I wish for a bat as in the animal 

granted it is a rabid one but a animal bat none the less.

I WISH for a shadow crystal which is from deltarune.

(I will start the roaring, nothing will stop me)

Granted.

I'm not sure how that'll help you though.

I wish for a good Saturday to hopefully run a one-shot or something.

The Dead Turtle Comes Back as A Dragon Turtle Gerson Boom for Your Oneshot.(Also a dead turtle wasn’t twisting the wish all parts of a turtle are beautiful, especially when linked the the cycle of life.)

I wish for a mud turtle Inscryption card.

Granted, you get a card with the words 'mud turtle' inscribed in them.

I wish for my house to turn into a non-euclidian mess for any unwanted guests, or any friends that come over that I want to prank (it stays the same for everyone else).

Sadly, it is up to your house on who gets to enter. You are an unwanted guest, everyone is. Your house is now an unlivable, unsellable, piece of junk, that the government will probably abandon in the ocean.

I wish to always remember to include my wish in the original comment.

Sadly, it is up to your house on who gets to enter. You are an unwanted guest, everyone is. Your house is now an unlivable, unsellable, piece of junk, that the government will probably abandon in the ocean.

(the shadow crystal is just cause I think it's cool.)

I WISH ...actual I mean I guess the last thing I need is took make a prophecy. wait I know. I WISH FOR THE 7 HUMAN SOULS