The last wish is "I wish for freedom" so im going off of that.
Granted, you have freedom, but its freedom in Jevil's ideology, so you're just stuck into a cage.
I wish for the next person to become infected with brain rot.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
GYATT! Your bussin' Ohio wish is granted, fr fr no cap. YEET that cheugy oldspeak, we got rizzy slang no cap.
I wish for the bussin' Messenger game from the rizzy folks at Abeto Co to have MOAR deliveries you can make since the low amount of play time is fanum taxxin' my soul and I want more of it 'cause that sigma game is cookin'.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Wish granted it is just a twitch audeance that can only be referred to as chat. because I don't know what you fully meant.
I wish for a good reason why one of my players are married to themselves twice
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
I wish for a Porsche 911
Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish for three dollars.
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wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator eat RP run repeat you’re all really cool – know that please coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted. But the money is given to you by a bank robber, and you're framed for the bank robber's crimes.
I wish I was good at doing eye makeup.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between. They/them Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Granted. It's your vents that it sneaks around in though. Have fun with that. (Sorry. I'm not super familiar with FNAF so I may have gotten the wrong character...)
I wish my ears would become pointy like a D&D elf.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between. They/them Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate. I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
I think he deleted his post and then reposted after me. Since if you look at the post numbers you'll see there *should* be a post in between mine.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Yeah
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
The last wish is "I wish for freedom" so im going off of that.
Granted, you have freedom, but its freedom in Jevil's ideology, so you're just stuck into a cage.
I wish for the next person to become infected with brain rot.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
GYATT! Your bussin' Ohio wish is granted, fr fr no cap. YEET that cheugy oldspeak, we got rizzy slang no cap.
I wish for the bussin' Messenger game from the rizzy folks at Abeto Co to have MOAR deliveries you can make since the low amount of play time is fanum taxxin' my soul and I want more of it 'cause that sigma game is cookin'.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
The game is now addicting
I wish for the infection to spread.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. Now every server is full of people running around spamming poop emojis.
I wish to add chat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Wish granted it is just a twitch audeance that can only be referred to as chat. because I don't know what you fully meant.
I wish for a good reason why one of my players are married to themselves twice
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
I wish for a Porsche 911
Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish for three dollars.
wes (he/him) – DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
eat RP run repeat
you’re all really cool – know that please
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
(Whoops) granted, you get 3 Venezuelan dollars
i wish for heaven to call me back
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted. They call to say your application for entry was denied.
I wish I knew Latin.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
You learn pig latin
I wish for balloon boy from FNAF
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Rantedgay, utbay ehay etsgay oppedpay ybay iddenhay eedlesnay.
I wish to know classical Latin.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida
Granted, but you get all the meanings messed up.
I wish for enough money to get all the model kits I want.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. But the money is given to you by a bank robber, and you're framed for the bank robber's crimes.
I wish I was good at doing eye makeup.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between.
They/them
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Granted, but you are good at putting makeup on your eyes, which is excruciatingly painful
I wish the good taverns would stop dying
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
The bad taverns don't die but is alive like the good ones
I wish for Withered Bonnie from FNAF
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted. It's your vents that it sneaks around in though. Have fun with that. (Sorry. I'm not super familiar with FNAF so I may have gotten the wrong character...)
I wish my ears would become pointy like a D&D elf.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, and anything in between.
They/them
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
They become pointy and stab you
I wish for a wish
Hello! Call me Gato or Mother (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them, but they can fluctuate.
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, and Aromantic,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem; they are my D&D children.
Granted! But they will get twisted. We will always Twist the Wish...
I wish to hear that again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig