The last wish is "I wish for freedom" so im going off of that.
Granted, you have freedom, but its freedom in Jevil's ideology, so you're just stuck into a cage.
I wish for the next person to become infected with brain rot.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
GYATT! Your bussin' Ohio wish is granted, fr fr no cap. YEET that cheugy oldspeak, we got rizzy slang no cap.
I wish for the bussin' Messenger game from the rizzy folks at Abeto Co to have MOAR deliveries you can make since the low amount of play time is fanum taxxin' my soul and I want more of it 'cause that sigma game is cookin'.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Wish granted it is just a twitch audeance that can only be referred to as chat. because I don't know what you fully meant.
I wish for a good reason why one of my players are married to themselves twice
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
I wish for a Porsche 911
Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish for three dollars.
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Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
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Granted. It's your vents that it sneaks around in though. Have fun with that. (Sorry. I'm not super familiar with FNAF so I may have gotten the wrong character...)
I wish my ears would become pointy like a D&D elf.
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I think he deleted his post and then reposted after me. Since if you look at the post numbers you'll see there *should* be a post in between mine.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Yeah
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
The last wish is "I wish for freedom" so im going off of that.
Granted, you have freedom, but its freedom in Jevil's ideology, so you're just stuck into a cage.
I wish for the next person to become infected with brain rot.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
GYATT! Your bussin' Ohio wish is granted, fr fr no cap. YEET that cheugy oldspeak, we got rizzy slang no cap.
I wish for the bussin' Messenger game from the rizzy folks at Abeto Co to have MOAR deliveries you can make since the low amount of play time is fanum taxxin' my soul and I want more of it 'cause that sigma game is cookin'.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
The game is now addicting
I wish for the infection to spread.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted. Now every server is full of people running around spamming poop emojis.
I wish to add chat.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Wish granted it is just a twitch audeance that can only be referred to as chat. because I don't know what you fully meant.
I wish for a good reason why one of my players are married to themselves twice
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Wish granted, they are cleric who has multiple personalities and they think one of their personalities is their god and summon them. They then seduce their other personality as gods do and end up getting married.
I wish for a Porsche 911
Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish for three dollars.
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
(Whoops) granted, you get 3 Venezuelan dollars
i wish for heaven to call me back
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
Granted. They call to say your application for entry was denied.
I wish I knew Latin.
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Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
You learn pig latin
I wish for balloon boy from FNAF
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Rantedgay, utbay ehay etsgay oppedpay ybay iddenhay eedlesnay.
I wish to know classical Latin.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo Malololomologalo Tumagalokumagalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion
Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Recruiting for Troubles in the Silverwood Forest
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 50, 9/23/25, The Mystery of Your Gift
Granted, but you get all the meanings messed up.
I wish for enough money to get all the model kits I want.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Granted. But the money is given to you by a bank robber, and you're framed for the bank robber's crimes.
I wish I was good at doing eye makeup.
Granted, but you are good at putting makeup on your eyes, which is excruciatingly painful
I wish the good taverns would stop dying
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
The bad taverns don't die but is alive like the good ones
I wish for Withered Bonnie from FNAF
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted. It's your vents that it sneaks around in though. Have fun with that. (Sorry. I'm not super familiar with FNAF so I may have gotten the wrong character...)
I wish my ears would become pointy like a D&D elf.
They become pointy and stab you
I wish for a wish
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted! But they will get twisted. We will always Twist the Wish...
I wish to hear that again.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ