Granted I guess I know nothing about the thing so uh parker gets hate from the prompt. (I honestly have no clue I just say parker is some sort of inflencer)
I wish for my hand writing to actual be legible
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish) I am a STAY Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitivewhen I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Jokes on you rage guy Chester sometimes pushes the beds together in Life of Luxury
All door get nailed shut
Yes exactly, that was I was referencing.
also MKitty didn't make a wish so I'll skip to my wish
I wish for you to stop referencing life of luxury,
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted, however it gets ridiculed by society and ends up leaving to become a hermit in the mountains. Both you and it are filled with sadness for the rest of your lives.
I wish for the day to be longer, but for things like school to stay the same amount of time they currently are
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Granted but this also means it is harder to fall asleep and many people become more irritated
I WISH me to have endless pocket space and I can't feel the weight of anything I put in my pocket. also the items transfer over to other pairs of pants I am wearing.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I wish for an army of cats that will always listen to me, telepathically hear me, have no mind of their own, only follows my command, and obeys my every command
Granted but the cats are immensely lazy and will only perform the action you command anywhere from 1 hour to 2 weeks later.
I wish for the power to absorb souls.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted I guess I know nothing about the thing so uh parker gets hate from the prompt. (I honestly have no clue I just say parker is some sort of inflencer)
I wish for my hand writing to actual be legible
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
IT is, just not to anybody other than you!
i wish for a door stop
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
All doors stop existing
I wish Chester and Parker from Life of Luxury get sperated beds again and so on
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
They push the beds together.
I wish for my twists to become more and more evil
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
It now makes your wishes not twisted at all
I wish for a doornail
Hello! You may call me Gato (cat in Spanish)
I am a STAY
Everybody wanna hear the real version of life, then don't get so sensitive when I say something a little bit raw
PM me the word tomato, NOW, ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O, AND THE GREAT O_MERLIN_O ARMY. NOW GIVE ME A 4d8 attempt: [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Jokes on you rage guy Chester sometimes pushes the beds together in Life of Luxury
All door get nailed shut
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
you get the doornail but it weighs about 10000 pounds and falls directly onto your head crushing you
Yes exactly, that was I was referencing.
also MKitty didn't make a wish so I'll skip to my wish
I wish for you to stop referencing life of luxury,
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted but you start referencing Life of Luxury
I wish for a monster
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
Granted, however it gets ridiculed by society and ends up leaving to become a hermit in the mountains. Both you and it are filled with sadness for the rest of your lives.
I wish for the day to be longer, but for things like school to stay the same amount of time they currently are
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Granted but this also means it is harder to fall asleep and many people become more irritated
I WISH me to have endless pocket space and I can't feel the weight of anything I put in my pocket. also the items transfer over to other pairs of pants I am wearing.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
All your pockets are black holes
I wish for a beaver
Artise
Totally not part Asian
Has cars (cats)
You are now Canadian. If you were already Canadian, you realize you always had a beaver, as a national animal.
I wish there was someone here who was partially totally Asian.
Granted, but they're partially totally somewhat Asian.
I wish for a hundred and fifty dollars and forty-two cents (it's not an exact price of something I want, just a decent amount of cash)
Religious frisbee player, writer, goofball, and nerd. Some may say professional for the latter two.
Extended sig here. Send me a PM if you want to chat.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign
Player: Marcus Aquillus Arcade (Quil) - 1st Rogue - Pax Romana
boom its made of metal and crushes your head
I wish for an army of cats that will always listen to me, telepathically hear me, have no mind of their own, only follows my command, and obeys my every command
Granted but the cats are immensely lazy and will only perform the action you command anywhere from 1 hour to 2 weeks later.
I wish for the power to absorb souls.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You absorb the mobile game SOULS. You end up absorbing all mobile games and becoming riddled with micro transactions to even talk to you.
I wish school didn't assign homework
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ