They are, but now they have to say every word in the English language to say anything
I wish for a 100$ computer mouse
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her) I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
GRANTED though since I am not the intended target of this wish, I will still be more specific, though this also means you should be more specific (the only twist here is you not being more spesfic). [wait is that against the rules]
I wish for all 57 tools from the hit indie game silksong of which is a sequel to hollow knight made by the game development studio known as team cherry. I have a total of 3 red, 3 blue, and 3 yellow slots on me. I can exchange the tools for different ones whenever I sit and rest on a bench, bed, or chair of the like that is made out of a material such as wood, iron, or any form of fabric. I have these items in the equivalent of a pocket dimension. (for more info on tools here is a link. https://hollowknightsilksong.wiki.fextralife.com/Tools )
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
You get him to enjoy Asian rice and pasta, but not the food. (In the sense that he likes the rice and pasta by itself).
I wish for a friend who can just stop my thoughts (not in a weird way, just in the sense that when I'm hanging out I'm not constantly nervous)
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
Granted! All spiders now have the wings of an adult dragon, making them fail to move the mass of them and die.
I wish for the ability to supply myself with one serving of orange chicken that is made in a conventionally normal way that is a portion that is healthy for one average half elf to eat as a singular meal. This serving also fits into a 1ft by 1ft by 1ft cube and is not poisoned or rotten in any way. It appears in a space at my head level one foot in front of me and floats if there is no available surface to place it on.
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted! Someone freaks out seeing a chicken float directly in front of you. You are called a witch, burned at the stake and the trials are revived with a now global reach.
I wish I had the social confidence to not have to look over messages like 20 times before deciding they're good to send
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Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
Granted! You now send everything you think of hitting the send button, even confessions to crushes or bad/rude things. I wish for my neck to stop hurting
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
... how do I uh twist this... hmmm... wait I know whenever summon this it will also attract a considerable amount of wild animals wanting to feast. they are ravenous.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, you get the 57 tools... absolute jerks who play the game.
I wish my father enjoyed Asian food, rice, and pasta.
could you explain what you mean from my twist.
I wish for just a plain and simple KITCHEN GUN.
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I see you've discovered the OG Forum, @Aspen (if that's an OK nickname).
Granted, but as you crack your neck to relieve the last bits of discomfort, your back begins to hurt.
I wish for (um...erm...wow wishes are not coming in the hundreds these days)...my dog to be a little more normal. (At least normal enough that she doesn't continue to attack kindergarteners on bikes.)
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
granted! Your dog is now a completely normal well behaved 3 headed dog. I wish for the confidence to come out as trans.
WAIT WHY IS MY DOG THREE HEADED WHAT NO NO NO NO
Granted, except you gain so much confidence that not only do you come out, you also do all sorts of strange and (somewhat) stupid things.
I wish for my dog to lose two of its heads (so it only has ONE this time pls).
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?) you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
They are, but now they have to say every word in the English language to say anything
I wish for a 100$ computer mouse
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/She (Prefers She/her)
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfae, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans Androgynous, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you can't change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, and Aspen
It is an 100$ living mouse with a computer chip stabbed into its chest.
I wish fro you to be more specific.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
GRANTED though since I am not the intended target of this wish, I will still be more specific, though this also means you should be more specific (the only twist here is you not being more spesfic). [wait is that against the rules]
I wish for all 57 tools from the hit indie game silksong of which is a sequel to hollow knight made by the game development studio known as team cherry. I have a total of 3 red, 3 blue, and 3 yellow slots on me. I can exchange the tools for different ones whenever I sit and rest on a bench, bed, or chair of the like that is made out of a material such as wood, iron, or any form of fabric. I have these items in the equivalent of a pocket dimension. (for more info on tools here is a link. https://hollowknightsilksong.wiki.fextralife.com/Tools )
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted, you get the 57 tools... absolute jerks who play the game.
I wish my father enjoyed Asian food, rice, and pasta.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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You get him to enjoy Asian rice and pasta, but not the food. (In the sense that he likes the rice and pasta by itself).
I wish for a friend who can just stop my thoughts (not in a weird way, just in the sense that when I'm hanging out I'm not constantly nervous)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
You get one but he stops your thoughts daily
I wish for a normal egg that must be in my hand and cannot cause my death
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
It causes the death of people around you.
I wish for people to be more specific when talking about things that don't kill you.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Looking for players for my campaign, A Funni Excursion
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/play-by-post/233347-a-funni-excursion#c1
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted, but they are more specific when talking about EVERYTHING that doesn't kill them. You die of boredom.
I wish it was Friday.
Praise Jeff!!!!!
Ni!
Creator of the Realm of Dragons Tavern
My Extended Sig
Everyday is Friday
I wish spiders had wings
Hallo
People who aren't from here or DeviantArt might know me from various games or might know me as Dino on some of those games
I will go by these if ya wanna say something nicknames: Dinao, Diano, Or Dino
'tis all
:p
Granted! All spiders now have the wings of an adult dragon, making them fail to move the mass of them and die.
I wish for the ability to supply myself with one serving of orange chicken that is made in a conventionally normal way that is a portion that is healthy for one average half elf to eat as a singular meal. This serving also fits into a 1ft by 1ft by 1ft cube and is not poisoned or rotten in any way. It appears in a space at my head level one foot in front of me and floats if there is no available surface to place it on.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
Granted! Someone freaks out seeing a chicken float directly in front of you. You are called a witch, burned at the stake and the trials are revived with a now global reach.
I wish I had the social confidence to not have to look over messages like 20 times before deciding they're good to send
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
Locations are dead, the Temple of Potassium has fallen but its ideals live on
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, firstborn child and liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer (Drummer), the Endless Maws (Isis), the Mad Murderer (PJ), more on my extended sig
Granted! You now send everything you think of hitting the send button, even confessions to crushes or bad/rude things.
I wish for my neck to stop hurting
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
... how do I uh twist this... hmmm... wait I know whenever summon this it will also attract a considerable amount of wild animals wanting to feast. they are ravenous.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
could you explain what you mean from my twist.
I wish for just a plain and simple KITCHEN GUN.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I see you've discovered the OG Forum, @Aspen (if that's an OK nickname).
Granted, but as you crack your neck to relieve the last bits of discomfort, your back begins to hurt.
I wish for (um...erm...wow wishes are not coming in the hundreds these days)...my dog to be a little more normal. (At least normal enough that she doesn't continue to attack kindergarteners on bikes.)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
granted! Your dog is now a completely normal well behaved 3 headed dog.
I wish for the confidence to come out as trans.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
WAIT WHY IS MY DOG THREE HEADED WHAT NO NO NO NO
Granted, except you gain so much confidence that not only do you come out, you also do all sorts of strange and (somewhat) stupid things.
I wish for my dog to lose two of its heads (so it only has ONE this time pls).
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
Your dog loses two of it’s heads, dies because of blood loss, and turns into a sprit dog.
Heyo, I’m Starry, aka Aspen!
My hobbies: reading, crocheting, tennis, murder, arson, homicide :3 Pronouns: any!
My online big sib is fry_doodles, they’re awesome!
My best friendos: TheGatoLover, Bananer28046, and I’m probably forgetting some… Arboreal Masterpiece and Sorlock Fanatic! Ace (part of the garlic bread cult), Demiaro, genderfluid, and a pan pancake! :3 Bye bye!
(You gonna post a wish?)
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
merry christmas to y’all, and to y’all a good night (i’m tired ok?)
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
That's actually a big win in and of itself. :P
"tool" is a slang that has a meaning of "jerk" so when you asked for the 57 tools I granted it with 57 people that play the game and are unbearable.
Granted, but the one remaining head is freakishly small in comparison to the rest of its body.
I wish for great ideas of marinades/etc to use for turkey breasts on the grill.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny
Eggo Lass, Bone and Oblivion | Tendilius Mondhaven Paxaramus, Drakkenheim
Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 51, 10/23/25, Viva La Vida