a boxing glove toy called the pow-er floods your house, exploding it before flooding the town.
I wish for skibidid toilet to cease to exist
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Granted! You suddenly know everything, and some of the knowledge scars you mentally!
Also, if I had to guess, it's either because you really like saying "pineapple" or because you used to and now it's a habit.
I wish to, at a completely random time each day while I am awake, become clairaudient for ten seconds before returning to normal. If you don't know what that is, think Dolores from Encanto.
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
That "completely random time" is the most awkward time it could be. Like, you could gain it while someone is insulting you from far away, or a guy is fighting a war on the toilet.
I wish for people to understand that some powers are curses.
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I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
Granted! But they misinterpret which powers are curses and which are not. Everyone now thinks superheroes are cursed beings and monsters.
Also, I completely understand clairaudience is a burden. But I think this power would help me understand people better. After all, people are so confusing.
I wish to give whatever genie is granting all these wishes a two-week paid vacation.
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Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
The genie mishears and thinks you said two century vacay, and you can never wish again.
I wish for a taco with cheese, beef, and sour cream.
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
I wish too always be able to finish Where's Waldos in five seconds.
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
I wish for the abblity to beat the radiance from hollow knight
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a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
I torch a French man with a flamethrower, chop him into a foot long chunk, and give him to you. (Don't worry, he wasn't a big loss - he preferred coffee to tea)
I wish for heaven to be a place on earth, so that a song can be true.
a store called heaven is now a place, but it only sells rotton sushi
I wish for an army of goblins who follow my every command
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
you accidentally keep wishing for more wishes, and you drown in wishes.
I wish to learn prestidigitation
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Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
a boxing glove toy called the pow-er floods your house, exploding it before flooding the town.
I wish for skibidid toilet to cease to exist
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
It does, but you don't realize and suffer PTSD from the Genie seemingly refusing to grant your wish.
I wish to know why I am obsessed with saying 'Pineapple' even when it doesn't make sense...
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
Granted! You suddenly know everything, and some of the knowledge scars you mentally!
Also, if I had to guess, it's either because you really like saying "pineapple" or because you used to and now it's a habit.
I wish to, at a completely random time each day while I am awake, become clairaudient for ten seconds before returning to normal. If you don't know what that is, think Dolores from Encanto.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
That "completely random time" is the most awkward time it could be. Like, you could gain it while someone is insulting you from far away, or a guy is fighting a war on the toilet.
I wish for people to understand that some powers are curses.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! But they misinterpret which powers are curses and which are not. Everyone now thinks superheroes are cursed beings and monsters.
Also, I completely understand clairaudience is a burden. But I think this power would help me understand people better. After all, people are so confusing.
I wish to give whatever genie is granting all these wishes a two-week paid vacation.
Hi! I am Potato66807. I am an experienced player and Dungeon Master using 2014 5th edition D&D, and I'm learning my way around 2024 5th edition. I am always happy to help with D&D issues for both players and DMs alike!
I spend my time writing stories, singing, playing games, baking literally anything, and being annoyed at people for messing up my pronouns. They/them can't possibly be that hard to remember...
"We're all mad here." --The Cheshire Cat
The genie mishears and thinks you said two century vacay, and you can never wish again.
I wish for a taco with cheese, beef, and sour cream.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
You get the taco, but it's soaked in blood and attracts several wild dogs who then tear you (and the taco) to pieces.
I wish for a pineapple with psionic powers and the brainpower of a man.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
The pineapples splits you in half violently.
I wish too always be able to finish Where's Waldos in five seconds.
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
You become able to, but never put in the effort and take a long time to do them.
I wish for a violin and the skills to play it.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
granted but it is the worlds smallest violin.
I wish for the abblity to beat the radiance from hollow knight
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
granted, but only on nintendo switch
I wish to befriend cookie monster
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
You befriend a cookie monster, grow close, and then are dumped.
I wish for a cat meme. Preferably involving a draft (any variety).
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
I wish for a singular foot long french fry
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
I torch a French man with a flamethrower, chop him into a foot long chunk, and give him to you. (Don't worry, he wasn't a big loss - he preferred coffee to tea)
I wish for heaven to be a place on earth, so that a song can be true.
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
a store called heaven is now a place, but it only sells rotton sushi
I wish for an army of goblins who follow my every command
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
They appear, ready to follow your every command - but you don't speak Goblin.
I wish for a 5th-level Kobold Monk to kick 'donkey' (if you get my meaning)
Life Advice: If someone annoys you, just cast Prestidigitation on them and soil their pants.
And here is my extended signature: (^v^)
They appear and do in fact kick 'donkey', of course 'donkey' being a code word for your credit score, which is now in the -1000s
I wish for two wishes
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
you accidentally keep wishing for more wishes, and you drown in wishes.
I wish to learn prestidigitation
Goobertio the Endurant, lord of dad jokes, wielder of taco rage, creator of ASCII art, champion cheese devourer, scholar of the texts of Adohand Gatorslayer. One of the two husbands of mothman. The other one is SalemTheArtificer.
Here´s my rp thread, i have a guess who thread, too. I own the Adohandian Monastery.
I'm a sensitive short foodie that loves Fallout, the Dover Demon, cryptids in general, propaganda posters, and you. My extended sig is here.
You have now learnt how to spell Prestidigitation (see, its not all bad)
I wish to go to sleep
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
you fall asleep and wake up during the violent end of everything.
I wish I could have a hot bf cause I'm tired of being single