Granted! You suddenly know everything, and some of the knowledge scars you mentally!
Also, if I had to guess, it's either because you really like saying "pineapple" or because you used to and now it's a habit.
I wish to, at a completely random time each day while I am awake, become clairaudient for ten seconds before returning to normal. If you don't know what that is, think Dolores from Encanto.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
That "completely random time" is the most awkward time it could be. Like, you could gain it while someone is insulting you from far away, or a guy is fighting a war on the toilet.
I wish for people to understand that some powers are curses.
Granted! But they misinterpret which powers are curses and which are not. Everyone now thinks superheroes are cursed beings and monsters.
Also, I completely understand clairaudience is a burden. But I think this power would help me understand people better. After all, people are so confusing.
I wish to give whatever genie is granting all these wishes a two-week paid vacation.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
I wish for the abblity to beat the radiance from hollow knight
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
I torch a French man with a flamethrower, chop him into a foot long chunk, and give him to you. (Don't worry, he wasn't a big loss - he preferred coffee to tea)
I wish for heaven to be a place on earth, so that a song can be true.
you fall asleep and wake up during the violent end of everything.
I wish I could have a hot bf cause I'm tired of being single
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
a boxing glove toy called the pow-er floods your house, exploding it before flooding the town.
I wish for skibidid toilet to cease to exist
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It does, but you don't realize and suffer PTSD from the Genie seemingly refusing to grant your wish.
I wish to know why I am obsessed with saying 'Pineapple' even when it doesn't make sense...
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
Granted! You suddenly know everything, and some of the knowledge scars you mentally!
Also, if I had to guess, it's either because you really like saying "pineapple" or because you used to and now it's a habit.
I wish to, at a completely random time each day while I am awake, become clairaudient for ten seconds before returning to normal. If you don't know what that is, think Dolores from Encanto.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
That "completely random time" is the most awkward time it could be. Like, you could gain it while someone is insulting you from far away, or a guy is fighting a war on the toilet.
I wish for people to understand that some powers are curses.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! But they misinterpret which powers are curses and which are not. Everyone now thinks superheroes are cursed beings and monsters.
Also, I completely understand clairaudience is a burden. But I think this power would help me understand people better. After all, people are so confusing.
I wish to give whatever genie is granting all these wishes a two-week paid vacation.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
The genie mishears and thinks you said two century vacay, and you can never wish again.
I wish for a taco with cheese, beef, and sour cream.
No more posting. Sorry!
You get the taco, but it's soaked in blood and attracts several wild dogs who then tear you (and the taco) to pieces.
I wish for a pineapple with psionic powers and the brainpower of a man.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
The pineapples splits you in half violently.
I wish too always be able to finish Where's Waldos in five seconds.
No more posting. Sorry!
You become able to, but never put in the effort and take a long time to do them.
I wish for a violin and the skills to play it.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
granted but it is the worlds smallest violin.
I wish for the abblity to beat the radiance from hollow knight
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
granted, but only on nintendo switch
I wish to befriend cookie monster
No more posting. Sorry!
You befriend a cookie monster, grow close, and then are dumped.
I wish for a cat meme. Preferably involving a draft (any variety).
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
I wish for a singular foot long french fry
No more posting. Sorry!
I torch a French man with a flamethrower, chop him into a foot long chunk, and give him to you. (Don't worry, he wasn't a big loss - he preferred coffee to tea)
I wish for heaven to be a place on earth, so that a song can be true.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
a store called heaven is now a place, but it only sells rotton sushi
I wish for an army of goblins who follow my every command
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They appear, ready to follow your every command - but you don't speak Goblin.
I wish for a 5th-level Kobold Monk to kick 'donkey' (if you get my meaning)
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
They appear and do in fact kick 'donkey', of course 'donkey' being a code word for your credit score, which is now in the -1000s
I wish for two wishes
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
you accidentally keep wishing for more wishes, and you drown in wishes.
I wish to learn prestidigitation
No more posting. Sorry!
You have now learnt how to spell Prestidigitation (see, its not all bad)
I wish to go to sleep
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
you fall asleep and wake up during the violent end of everything.
I wish I could have a hot bf cause I'm tired of being single
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3