Twist the Wish

a boxing glove toy called the pow-er floods your house, exploding it before flooding the town.

I wish for skibidid toilet to cease to exist

Granted! You suddenly know everything, and some of the knowledge scars you mentally!

Also, if I had to guess, it's either because you really like saying "pineapple" or because you used to and now it's a habit.

I wish to, at a completely random time each day while I am awake, become clairaudient for ten seconds before returning to normal. If you don't know what that is, think Dolores from Encanto.

That "completely random time" is the most awkward time it could be. Like, you could gain it while someone is insulting you from far away, or a guy is fighting a war on the toilet.

I wish for people to understand that some powers are curses.

Granted! But they misinterpret which powers are curses and which are not. Everyone now thinks superheroes are cursed beings and monsters.

Also, I completely understand clairaudience is a burden. But I think this power would help me understand people better. After all, people are so confusing.

I wish to give whatever genie is granting all these wishes a two-week paid vacation.

The genie mishears and thinks you said two century vacay, and you can never wish again.

I wish for a taco with cheese, beef, and sour cream.

The pineapples splits you in half violently.

I wish too always be able to finish Where's Waldos in five seconds.

granted but it is the worlds smallest violin.

I wish for the abblity to beat the radiance from hollow knight

granted, but only on nintendo switch

I wish to befriend cookie monster

I wish for a singular foot long french fry

a store called heaven is now a place, but it only sells rotton sushi

I wish for an army of goblins who follow my every command

They appear and do in fact kick 'donkey', of course 'donkey' being a code word for your credit score, which is now in the -1000s

I wish for two wishes

you accidentally keep wishing for more wishes, and you drown in wishes.

I wish to learn prestidigitation

You have now learnt how to spell Prestidigitation (see, its not all bad)

I wish to go to sleep

you fall asleep and wake up during the violent end of everything.

I wish I could have a hot bf cause I'm tired of being single