I wish for a ring of three wishes, with three charges
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
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Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
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wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator perhaps the first mouse you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
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As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
It fails
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!