I wish for a ring of three wishes, with three charges
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
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pronouns (i/d/g/a/f) Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos |------extended sig------|
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
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He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! You wished for nothing, so you get nothing! A very crabby and aggressive cat named Nothing! It scratches you and sheds on you regularly.
I wish for a biscuit.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED... but I only got past the ad and the ad was pretty good
I wish for everyone to lose there freedom
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Everyone loses "there" freedom. "There" freedom is not a thing, so they don't lose anything.
I wish for a spicy cookie!
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
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pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh "When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way. But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
Everybody posts on this thread. Unfortunately you cannot see this thread any more for all the posts in the way. You get stuck on one of the posts and become the post-er child of twisted wishes.
I wish for Christmas to be over and done with (even if just for myself).
Okay but the every day next year is going to be Christmas. Every day is going to be exhausting, the morning spent celebrating Christmas and the evening spent preparing for the next one.
I wish for the ability to know if I'm welcome in a play by post immediately
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He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
It fails
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
YOU GET 100 Dollars in pennies.
I wish for the world to more chaotic
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
pronouns (i/d/g/a/f)
Six up, five oh, pigs come, I cop 'n go
The blotter shows they got me on the rocks like Galapagos
|------extended sig------|
no
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Yeah they don't like that photo. Bad angle. They eat the flesh and house of thou.
I wish for arson cheese.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
'Naner Day, Tuesday, March 3rd, 2026
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
The pancakes have gun
I wish for
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
Granted! You wished for nothing, so you get nothing! A very crabby and aggressive cat named Nothing! It scratches you and sheds on you regularly.
I wish for a biscuit.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED... but I only got past the ad and the ad was pretty good
I wish for everyone to lose there freedom
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Granted. Everyone loses "there" freedom. "There" freedom is not a thing, so they don't lose anything.
I wish for a spicy cookie!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
pronouns: ungrateful call me Fay
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
"When Jenny says she's seen it all, she means from here to down the hall, and she is right in her own way.
But I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin' out of string, and I ruin, and I ruin, and I ruin everything.
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Everybody posts on this thread. Unfortunately you cannot see this thread any more for all the posts in the way. You get stuck on one of the posts and become the post-er child of twisted wishes.
I wish for Christmas to be over and done with (even if just for myself).
Okay but the every day next year is going to be Christmas. Every day is going to be exhausting, the morning spent celebrating Christmas and the evening spent preparing for the next one.
I wish for the ability to know if I'm welcome in a play by post immediately
He/Him
I like games, such as Hollow Knight, Deltarune, Cotl, Be John Adam's Secretary Simulator 2009, and Goomba Game 28980: Goomba gets a promotion
I also like to (GP)post, expect me to talk about nonsense 1-5 times a day
you are! but only of PBP named play by post
I wish for green light
Hello! Call me Tana or 타나
My pronouns are They/them (idc.)
I will always support you. Because that is my way of showing how much I care
Current List of Children: Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, Link, SuperDog, and Foalin.
I have Autism. And, you would probably call me Trans Femme, Pansexual pancake, and Ace
Current Dice Code: [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] + [roll]1d6[/roll] = [roll][roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]