I wish for a ring of three wishes, with three charges
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish) My pronouns are They/them I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual, but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator perhaps the first mouse you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator perhaps the first mouse you all are the best people I know — thank you coming forth to rebehold the stars extended sig here, check it out!
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything. They/them pronouns. Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
It fails
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Hello! Call me GAYto or Gato (Cat in Spanish)
My pronouns are They/them
I am a teenager. I have ADHD, Depression, and anxiety. I'm also Genderfluid, Pansexual, Aromantic, Trans, and Asexual,
but this community means the world to me; you cannot change that about me
ALL HAIL O_MERLIN_O. 4D8 ATTEMPT:[roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] + [roll]1d8[/roll] = [roll][roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, and Aspen; they are my D&D children.
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
YOU GET 100 Dollars in pennies.
I wish for the world to more chaotic
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
wes (he/him, bi) — DM, romantic, a little bit eldritch
The Soft in the Storm, your Friendly Neighborhood Storysmith, The Fae Conspirator
perhaps the first mouse
you all are the best people I know — thank you
coming forth to rebehold the stars
extended sig here, check it out!
no
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
I had a dream where Toby Fox released Deltarune chapter five and the secret boss was a coffee machine. The fun gang were in a room occupied by only cups filled with what seemed to be coffee. Going to the far right of the room would cause the fight with the coffee machine. I don't remember its attack patterns, just that I beat it somehow. I walked through the coffee room for a while until the dream ended.
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
a good dm with a lot of lore and homebrew. a member of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of a story yet to be told. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Yeah they don't like that photo. Bad angle. They eat the flesh and house of thou.
I wish for arson cheese.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a theater kid and a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need. D&D issues, unrelated questions, anything.
They/them pronouns.
Baalze title: Bearer of the Standard
Golden Title: That Mad Pokémon Dragon