I wish for a ring of three wishes, with three charges
As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
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Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
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Build us a door And rest here with me Lights are on But nobody's home... extended sig
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted! You wished for nothing, so you get nothing! A very crabby and aggressive cat named Nothing! It scratches you and sheds on you regularly.
I wish for a biscuit.
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED... but I only got past the ad and the ad was pretty good
I wish for everyone to lose there freedom
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a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Granted. Everyone loses "there" freedom. "There" freedom is not a thing, so they don't lose anything.
I wish for a spicy cookie!
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Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need! I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary. Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
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Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
Everybody posts on this thread. Unfortunately you cannot see this thread any more for all the posts in the way. You get stuck on one of the posts and become the post-er child of twisted wishes.
I wish for Christmas to be over and done with (even if just for myself).
Okay but the every day next year is going to be Christmas. Every day is going to be exhausting, the morning spent celebrating Christmas and the evening spent preparing for the next one.
I wish for the ability to know if I'm welcome in a play by post immediately
Hello! Call meTana. My pronouns are She/Her. I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace I will mother you if you are being stupid. ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll] I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
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As the last wish of the ring's previous owner, the ring charges you a year of your life for wishing for more wishes, two years of your life for wishing so many people dead and charges straight at you, booping your nose for replying to every new wisher, proving you already have enough wishes and definitely do not need to wish for more.
I wish you were El Gato in a sombrero, las botas optional, unless you are already in a sombrero, in which case that you be subject to a month of bad interpretations of Dr Seuss.
It fails
I wish for you to not speak Spanish, because it's technically against the ToS
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.
Granted, he stops speaking.
I wish for snow.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
Granted — your home, and yours alone, is now flooded with snow. Have fun digging your way out!
I wish for a bit of money this Christmas.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
YOU GET 100 Dollars in pennies.
I wish for the world to more chaotic
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Assuming that’s to be more chaotic, then sure. Granted. Chaos is sown, laws are meaningless, and order — well, what’s that? Of course, as they do to everything, this post is found — and so everyone knows who’s to blame.
I wish for someone to discover a true answer to the 3X + 1 problem.
Build us a door
And rest here with me
Lights are on
But nobody's home...
extended sig
no
I wish for it to be illegal to make money off of AI generated content, that includes the AI companies selling their AI. It is also illegal to use Open AI as a selling point
Btw this is about Open AI, not the simple AI in video games and stuff.
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
well thank you get a thank you from me an artist and writer. though to twist it... if ai is banned human made items are also banned.
I wish for a picture of an eldritch being.
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Yeah they don't like that photo. Bad angle. They eat the flesh and house of thou.
I wish for arson cheese.
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Granted! You get a wheel of smoked Gouda, which then sets your house on fire.
What did you expect to happen?
I wish for pancakes made with an absurd amount of vegetable oil.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
The pancakes have gun
I wish for
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
Granted! You wished for nothing, so you get nothing! A very crabby and aggressive cat named Nothing! It scratches you and sheds on you regularly.
I wish for a biscuit.
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
You get a biscuit. It was made with a large quantity of Dust of Sneezing and Choking instead of flour, and the liquid used was a Ochre Jelly.
I wish for someone to listen to "Courtesy Call" and tell me I'm not insane for kinda liking it.
Here's a link to my Discord thing: The Dorky Dragon Tavern
"Avoid roasted cabbage, do not eat earwax, and look on the bright side of life." -Angela
this is Gato's way. [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello, all! Foalin is my familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it): :3
GRANTED... but I only got past the ad and the ad was pretty good
I wish for everyone to lose there freedom
a great dm with a large sum. of lore and homebrew. Leader of the faction of E and cultist of Jeff. keeper of stories that have been told in a place unknown. prefers no pronouns bwt due to the events of twist a wish thread pronouns are now E/E.
Feel free to check out the faction of E.
feel extra free to join the faction.
Granted. Everyone loses "there" freedom. "There" freedom is not a thing, so they don't lose anything.
I wish for a spicy cookie!
Hi! I'm Potato. I am a player and DM using 2014 5th edition D&D. I am always happy to help with whatever you need!
I prefer no pronouns, but they/them if necessary.
Unfortunately, I will no longer be on the forums. Sorry, friends! Stay sparkly!
GRANTED! You get a spicy cookie, a spicy attitude cookie. It eats you, instead of you eating it, while talking trash about you.
I wish for Nobody to post on this thread,
my nickname is Nobody II, but I think it counts(my father is Nobody)
I wish for everybody to post on this thread
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Everybody posts on this thread. Unfortunately you cannot see this thread any more for all the posts in the way. You get stuck on one of the posts and become the post-er child of twisted wishes.
I wish for Christmas to be over and done with (even if just for myself).
Okay but the every day next year is going to be Christmas. Every day is going to be exhausting, the morning spent celebrating Christmas and the evening spent preparing for the next one.
I wish for the ability to know if I'm welcome in a play by post immediately
The sole protecter of the Rage Technique
Enter Stormdriven:
https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/dungeons-dragons-discussion/story-lore/236865-stormdriven-homebrew-world
(self styled) Greatest twist a wish player.
you are! but only of PBP named play by post
I wish for green light
Hello! Call me Tana.
My pronouns are She/Her.
I am a teenager. I have Autism and ADHD. And, you would probably call me trans femme, Pansexual pancake, and ace
I will mother you if you are being stupid.
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
I have adopted Golden, Salem, Wes, Aspen, and Foalin.