Granted, the ringing has been replaced by a the most droll, emotionless voice reading War and Peace to you cover-to-cover without stopping at a slow pace. You cannot find a way to ignore it or make it stop.
Granted! Rather than having two boring, non-working eyes you now have seventeen perfect, red and yellow eyes in a ring around your neck. You can now process everything around you, including the mob of angry and scared townsfolk coming to destroy the eldritch abomination you've become.
I wish to know how I support my rock and roll lifestyle.
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"When I finally find a pen I have nothing to say..." ~Some graffiti I found once.
As party members enter your home, you slowly begin to realize that there is no limit to the size of a D&D party. Good luck, your D&D party now has infinite players, all at once. And they're all in your house.
Great! You're allergies start acting down at the bottom at your legs. They stop working, and you fall over getting a serious concussion from falling downstairs. You go to the hospital, but before you get to the doctors, you get another serious concussion from falling down stairs, and you die.
Wish granted! However, when you go for walk, your dog gets full of thorny stickers and when you come home you find out that your dog is shedding and your house becomes a giant thorny furball.
Wish granted. A two year old begins to play. Gets really fussy when you tell it the rules. (Spartan man, how old are you anyway? I hope you're not 1 year old.)
Wish granted, last night now replays ad infinitum until you get enough sleep. However, "enough" is defined as longer than the loop, so you are now forever stuck repeating the events of last night for the rest of eternity.
Wish granted. Now that you are a dragon, other dragons start fighting for territory with you. Since you have no skills, a young black Dragon drowns you, cuts off your head, and puts it on a tree to scare away other dragons. Then he uses your body for a bed and to increase the stench in his burrow.
I wish that I had better skills at drawing human faces.
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted. You are now able to draw an infinite number of interlocking faces.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, unguarded, non-frightening, perceptible and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually or in any other way, to get it.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Wish granted! A fly made of emeralds and sapphires buzzes around your ear. You catch it and accidentally crush it into millions of pieces that are now worth nothing.
I wish to know what I want to wish for.
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"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Granted, you now have a cat that knows how to hurt you without killing you, and it itself cannot die, although it cannot heal from its wounds either.
I wish for the ringing in my head to stop.
"When I finally find a pen I have nothing to say..." ~Some graffiti I found once.
Granted, the ringing has been replaced by a the most droll, emotionless voice reading War and Peace to you cover-to-cover without stopping at a slow pace. You cannot find a way to ignore it or make it stop.
I wish that my eyesight was better.
Granted! Rather than having two boring, non-working eyes you now have seventeen perfect, red and yellow eyes in a ring around your neck. You can now process everything around you, including the mob of angry and scared townsfolk coming to destroy the eldritch abomination you've become.
I wish to know how I support my rock and roll lifestyle.
"When I finally find a pen I have nothing to say..." ~Some graffiti I found once.
Wish granted! You now know that you can't.
I wish for a full D&D party.
As party members enter your home, you slowly begin to realize that there is no limit to the size of a D&D party. Good luck, your D&D party now has infinite players, all at once. And they're all in your house.
I wish for my allergies to stop acting up.
Great! You're allergies start acting down at the bottom at your legs. They stop working, and you fall over getting a serious concussion from falling downstairs. You go to the hospital, but before you get to the doctors, you get another serious concussion from falling down stairs, and you die.
I wish i had a fluffier dog.
Wish granted! However, when you go for walk, your dog gets full of thorny stickers and when you come home you find out that your dog is shedding and your house becomes a giant thorny furball.
I wish I had a dragon in real life.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted! You now have a dragon, but it is not friendly towards you. It eats you.
I wish none of my further wishes will be twisted.
By untwisting wishes you create an anti-spiral thus leading to the destruction of the universe.
I wish for the mech Gurren Lagann!!!
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Say a wish already!
I wish that 11 year Old Hag makes a wish.
**scowls** she makes a wish that inevitably becomes your downfall.
I wish that an ancient black Dragon drools acid all over Spartan man and then lays on him for a pillow.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
The dragon successfully finds a different Spartan man with a capital "S", then drools on his drool-resistant armor and lays on him, and falls asleep.
Sorry, i forgot the wish.
I wish that there was a younger person on D&D beyond than me.
Wish granted. A two year old begins to play. Gets really fussy when you tell it the rules. (Spartan man, how old are you anyway? I hope you're not 1 year old.)
I wish to have gotten enough sleep last night.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted, last night now replays ad infinitum until you get enough sleep. However, "enough" is defined as longer than the loop, so you are now forever stuck repeating the events of last night for the rest of eternity.
I wish that I was a dragon.
Wish granted. Now that you are a dragon, other dragons start fighting for territory with you. Since you have no skills, a young black Dragon drowns you, cuts off your head, and puts it on a tree to scare away other dragons. Then he uses your body for a bed and to increase the stench in his burrow.
I wish that I had better skills at drawing human faces.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted. You are now able to draw an infinite number of interlocking faces.
I wish for something valuable, harmless, unguarded, non-frightening, perceptible and with no one willing to harm me or anyone else in any way, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually or in any other way, to get it.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Wish granted! A fly made of emeralds and sapphires buzzes around your ear. You catch it and accidentally crush it into millions of pieces that are now worth nothing.
I wish to know what I want to wish for.
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted, you now know what the best wish is. However, you have no more wishes available to obtain it with.
I wish that the person granting this wish becomes my friend.