You get 10 $1 bills. One of them has information crucial to national security written on it (in code, of course) in invisible ink (no professional does that anymore, so no professional expects it anymore). Enemy agents somehow know that it exists and that you have it, and are willing to kill you to get it.
I wish guns didn't exist. (I like bows, swords, etc.)
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish granted. The most intelligent wizard in the multiverse is mortified that he used a word that doesn't exist. (It's uncontrollable, not incontrollable.)
I wish everyone used perfect grammar at all times.
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
You receive it but when you start the engine it blows up because there is no radiater fluid and you spend the next 10 years of your life paralyzed from the neck down until one day you die in your sleep.
I wish I was a ancient Brass Dragon with full powers
You have a day off work. Somehow, an important event happens then and when you get back, shit hits the fan and the boss goes off the hook. Oops.
I wish that Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Kim Kardashian (along with kanye west and the other kardashians) all died painfully and we get Lemmy and Dio back.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You can mentally manipulate others. Sadly, one day you tried to manipulate the wrong person and when they found out, you returned home to a smoldering ember. tldr; your house burned down
I wish to be able to spit fire without harming myself.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
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You get 10 $1 bills. One of them has information crucial to national security written on it (in code, of course) in invisible ink (no professional does that anymore, so no professional expects it anymore). Enemy agents somehow know that it exists and that you have it, and are willing to kill you to get it.
I wish guns didn't exist. (I like bows, swords, etc.)
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Wish Granted! You are sent to a time in which guns do not exist. You are now in the age of dinosaurs.
I wish to be an mind flayer.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You are now a mind flayer. Of course, you are in a world with guns and a deep dislike for things that feed on humans.
I wish for a space elevator.
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"The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read." - Terry Pratchett
You get the incredibly annoying talking elevator from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams.
I wish to be a trained sorcerer.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You are now a potty-trained sorcerer. Other than that, your magic is incontrollable.
I wish to become the most powerful, most intelligent, and most clever wizard in the entire multiverse.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
Wish granted. The most intelligent wizard in the multiverse is mortified that he used a word that doesn't exist. (It's uncontrollable, not incontrollable.)
I wish everyone used perfect grammar at all times.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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Everyone uses the knife called "perfect grammer" at all times. The knife seems to take a liking to your back.
I wish I could eat peppers without them burning my mouth out
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Wish granted. Peppers no longer burn your mouth, instead, they freeze your mouth.
I wish I had another three wishes.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You have another 3 wishes. However, being greedy, you wish for more wishes and all of them are subsequently taken away from you.
I wish for a Lamborghini Gallardo
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You receive it but when you start the engine it blows up because there is no radiater fluid and you spend the next 10 years of your life paralyzed from the neck down until one day you die in your sleep.
I wish I was a ancient Brass Dragon with full powers
Wish granted.
You are an ancient Brass Dragon with full powers.
Powers in the art of yodeling and compliancy.
I wish for a day off work.
You have a day off work. Somehow, an important event happens then and when you get back, shit hits the fan and the boss goes off the hook. Oops.
I wish that Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande, and Kim Kardashian (along with kanye west and the other kardashians) all died painfully and we get Lemmy and Dio back.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Lemmy and Dio are resurrected and they are kidnaped soon after along with the others and are slowly tortured and all die painfully
I wish For a Donut
Wish Granted! A giant donut falls from the sky and crushes you.
I wish for the ability to mentally manipulate people.
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.
You can mentally manipulate others. Sadly, one day you tried to manipulate the wrong person and when they found out, you returned home to a smoldering ember. tldr; your house burned down
I wish to be able to spit fire without harming myself.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
You mentally manipulate humans until a great wyrm red dragon decides that you are annoying it's territory and steps on you.
I wish for a banana
"You attack Me? Of all the Tieflings here? You're going to regret that..."
Samudra - Dragonborn Druid- Mistbusters, Curse of Strahd
Shavarathspawn spits fire on your banana. Obviously, you now have to kill him.
I wish D&D Beyond's forums auto-refreshed.
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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They auto-refresh. But its a premium feature, you need to pay em 89 dollars per month over the course of 3 months.
Just an average metalhead who plays DnD in his spare time.
PbP Character: Roberta Thalan, Void Beyond the Stars Otherside
PbP Character: Primus Eidolon, Eotha 2
PbP Character: Usmor Illiqai, Tomb of Corrosion
PbP Character: "Templar" Danver, You're the Villains
Homebrew stuff
Your wish?
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both" -- allegedly Benjamin Franklin
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You're supposed to make a wish first! :(
Devious serpent folk devoid of compassion, yuan-ti manipulate other creatures by arousing their doubts, evoking their fears, and elevating and crushing their hopes. From remote temples in jungles, swamps, and deserts, the yuan-ti plot to supplant and dominate all other races and to make themselves gods.