The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Please come to our next party. We can't wait for you to arrive to our party. And we have bahamut, asmodeus, vecna, and lolth visiting also! Plus, you get the honor of getting a free prosthetic limb!
I wish to take away that burden you gave me.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted. You are unable to use the wish spell again.
I wish for an American football match between demons and devils to be broadcast across television worldwide.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
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Granted! You get a stone shaped like a clock.
I wish for some normal pringles
You get two and become suddenly compelled to donate them as prosthetic beaks for beakless ducks.
No wish.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Your wish for nothing is answered... your universe is ended.
I wish to create a new one, rebalancing the multiverse continuum, in which Shrek is the high king over the world.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
My wish came true!
Granted. This is an alternate timeline Shrek that explicitly hates you.
Further lack of wishes.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
All of the genies have a party since neither of you don't have a wish.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted! You feed yourself to him and he spits out a kitten in return.
I wish... umm... for-
The genies resume their party.
I wish for the genie's parties to end.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted! It ends, but he forces you to grant the wishes of everyone in this thread.
I wish for for an invitation to the genie's next party
You get the invitation:
Please come to our next party. We can't wait for you to arrive to our party. And we have bahamut, asmodeus, vecna, and lolth visiting also! Plus, you get the honor of getting a free prosthetic limb!
I wish to take away that burden you gave me.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Granted! It is taken away, but since he has to grant the wishes again, the genie gives you a very strong slap in he face.
I have no wish
Granted. You are unable to use the wish spell again.
I wish for an American football match between demons and devils to be broadcast across television worldwide.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
They destroy the entire world in the process, believing that the Great Wall of China is one end zone and Rio de Janiero, the other.
I wish to be the one whose power is being used to grant everyone's wishes.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted! The genie throws you his lamp. It sucks you inside and you are forced to grant our wishes for the rest of eternity.
I wish this thread would finally end
granted but this creates a time loop and destroys the world and rebuilds it just a tad bit different
i wish to own dnd beyond
Check out my homebrew subclasses spells magic items feats monsters races
i am a sauce priest
help create a world here
Granted, but now you are forced to work on improving the site and have no time to actually play Dungeons and Dragons.
I wish that the world would have a fair and just administration.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You do... for six seconds.
I wish for
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
Granted. You
I wish for classic rock to become popular again
Look at all this cool stuff I made.
The Pair Of Mystical Underwear, The Good Samaritan, Too Angry To Die, The Dead "Ring"er, Ring Of Magic Learning, Ring Of +1 Awesomeness, Mask of Bullcrap-Vision
Granted. We are all transported back to whenever classic rock was popular. I am a Z gen. I do not know these things.
I wish for good advice.
Granted! Remember to wash your hands every day.
I wish to trade bodies with you, genie.
Granted. You trade bodies with the genie. The local genie of the opposing element still wants you dead, and you can't use your genie powers.
I wish that Tiamat would become brainwashed into being a sweet old granny that made cookies.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!